Uhh, I usually do a bit of reading, come here, play Runescape, Youtube, go out to a meal with friends

I was really hoping for crazy and stupid things to do.....

Throw bottles of water out onto the street and yell Osama, why osama please don't bomb us.

rearange letters on a church sign to make it say "all your base are belong to us"

Have a belching contest with a couple of friends in the middle of the night before a big college exam, seeing who can wake anyone up.

Make your own infomercials with the shamwow and slap chop quoting sayings like "Cause you can't get this crap cheap in Germany", Cause we can't do this forever", and "who watches this stuff anyway at 4:00 a.m."

Make a mess in your house while parents are gone and blame it on gremlins named Carl, and Marcus Schmiddty Helgenberger.

Everytime a Quiznos commrcial comes on, everyoneone has to go outside yell Toasty like Dan Forden and take a drink.

Put your Christmas decorations up in July, and tell the neighbors that the exact same gremlins told you to do it.

Duct tape someone to a wall, put it on youtube and say we misunderstood the saying "Get him on tape"

Snatch a soda bottle from a friend while he isn't looking, and fill it with all sorts of food, close it up, and hide it somewhere for a couple of months. Trust me, it will smell like a horrible act was going on in the bathroom. For better results, shake it up every few days or so.

Damn just from that, you sound like a real ass.

*You people are taking this thing way out of hand.lol. WTF?!

there we go, that's the kind of dumb shit I made this thread for! I'm gonna have to try that last one.

Here's something that should be fun for bored people in class who don't care about being in trouble. Take a straw and some paper and see how many wads you can get on the white board before getting in trouble. Or if you don't have the gonads to do this one, try doing it at a fast food place you rarely go to. Hit the wall or something

Ok you want dumb shit, I know what u mean now
go to a nearby gradeschool in the after noon with my cousin and get markers and spraypaint and draw dicks and write shit on the walls, then grab a rock smash a window and run ( in the summer of course!)

Have a competition with friends to see who can chug the most bottles of hotsauce.

Set up ramps in the middle of the street and jump em with bikes and boards

Got to the forest with friends and have a huge paintball war, damn that hurts

Set up mats in the basement and have some ufc style fights in the basements with my cousins
Catch snakes in the forest and sell to some stupid kid who pays us for them,lol
get a ton load of fireworks go to a close by gradeschool and let em all off, lol, and let em deal with the mess
Thats all I can think of now,

I don't understand why they have to be 'crazy' and 'stupid.'

cause thats the kind of stuff people wanna hear about

Crazy things? Ok then

I like to ride in the back of my friends pickup and throw batteries out the back, this is no joke, it's actually really fun and batteries bounce extremely high.

well that's because *clears throat* you know....

*runs*

actually, I just wanted ideas to do when you can't do anything else. If going to the local rec to play a pick up game or going to see a movie with friends is not an option, you're going to be bored. What people are suggesting are things you do in a regular day on a regular basis. I want to hear ideas that you and some friends can do when you're bored and want to do something different.

here's one i did recently with a friend.

we went to the taco bell (that i work at)

and went through the drive through.

whilst ordering at the monitor, my friend got a piece of paper and wrote on it "Sorry, due to recent technical issues, the monitor cannot pick up your voice as well as it once could. Please say your order in a loud voice in order for the cooks to hear it correctly, -thanks"

we got our food, and then went to the side parking lot where we could see through the drive thru window.

we nearly choked on our food laughing at the drive thru cashier constantly ripping her headset off because customers were yelling at the monitor.

we then pulled over to where the customers were ordering.

they would roll down the window, read the sign, and then go

"I WOULD LIKE A CHEESY DOUBLE THING!!! UHHHHHHH ADD SOUR CREAM TO THAT PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!"


lol...i'm going to hell

-Gather a bunch of friends to play Left 4 dead. Be the last one to enter the safe room. Spawn Tank in Safe room and block door. Be sure someone is recording it

-watch this guys Left 4 dead videos (cuz they're funny)

-Stand halfway up a stopped escalator and yell "HELP! I'M STUCK!"

I used to take this old barn, and take all of the rotten wood out of it (pretty much all of this barn was just rotting wood anyway so no one could tell a difference).

Then one day I just decided to get up on the roof of the barn and yell at my neighbors. Some one came by and said "you know you won't get any women that way sitting up there on that roof". Then I always had a bunch of soda cans half filled with water up there and bombed the hell out of the ground and the oil barn next to it. I was always told when I was up there "your going to fall and get hurt" (the building was about 10 feet tall).

Then this past spring, the barn was torn down. Now I need something else to do this fall.

-Walk up to someone and say "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" wear a mask and/or ninja suit for best effect

- Jump out of the bushes and yell "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!"

-Hide in a port-o-potty. Wait for someone to open it and scream "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" Watch some bricks get shat (Note: You definitely need the mask for this, otherwise you may pass out)

-go to Failblog

write on walls and say take that society i just wrote on the wall

piss on random trees show dogs who has territory

scare ppl enuf to make them pee

do the running man with no music

go up to somebody and say i killed a guy once......he screamed like crazy....and it all happened on mortal kombat

-Call 867-5309, ask for Jenny(yeah, old school, I know)

I like to watch how to videos on youtube. You can always get good laught or two out of them. The one I like is how to undo bra with one hand. One of steps was to find out if it was front or back strap and they give us two advice. First one was to feel bra and try feel hook, most guys would do that but best one was second advice: Ask them if their wearing front or back strap bra. I just found it funny because I can imaginate this guy making out with girl then half way throught he stops to ask "Are you wearing front or back strap bra?". Other good one was "it take practices so get good friend to come over so you test it on him". I don't know about everyone else but I don't think anyone got good male friend who is willing to put on a bra while you try to take it off and I'm sure female friends would find it creepy if you ask them.

I love havin' the phone number of where I'm at set to speed dial on my phone and in my settings I've got it to silent and Private name/number. So when I'm bored I LOVE callin' wherever I'm at and not even replyin' to whoever picks up. I get a kick outta when they get right to the phone and I press the end call button then repeat. It's awesome if it's a place of business

Like, seriously, if you don't say "masturbate" then you need to stop lying.

My friend once did a prank on his cousin that went something like this.

Take two eggs. Poke a really small hole in one anddrain out all the yolk. Leave the other one alone. Now find your victim(In this case My friend's cousin) and say something like "Hey look at these eggs, they have no yolk!" Then smash the one that you poked the hole in on your forehead and tell your victim to try it 9Give him the egg that you left alone.) And if he's dumb enough or little he might actually smash a raw egg into his face.

You ever microwave fireworks? I just did that about a few weeks ago. Dude I got the piss scared out of me!!! The thing just went off at like 3 minutes in and we were expecting it to happen early. That is when we dropped our guard and we got the crap scared out of us. The smoke coming out of the microwave was so massive that it got rid of the mosquitos that night. Anybody got any suggestions on what we should microwave?

I also am pulling this prank this fall with my uncle. He likes to keep the garden behind my grandmothers house clean and plowed. I am thinking about leaving a message out there in the dirt that will piss him off. I want to go along the lines of crop circle, but then again I also want to make him think something is after him to scare him. I know last year I drew a Pink Floyd Logo, NIN Logo, and HIM logo out there last year and it stayed there till April. When I did this, it was October 29th 2009.

I like to take me a little bit of dry dog food with me to a grocery store, and toss pieces across the aisles. They hit all sorts of things. I have not been told to leave yet!!! But I know if I keep it up, they will kick me out.

Masturbate.

did somebody already say masturbate? +40 replies, somebody had to have already suggested to spank it. damn, i'm late to the party. well if you're going to beat your meat, why not mix it up? Usually (normally) jerking off is a fairly anti-social affair, but next time, invite a buddy to rub one out with you. You could go back to back, or do a good ol' double dutch rudder. So yeah, just think of that the next time you punch your one-eyed clown.

did i come up with enough terms for masturbation? choking the chicken. firing off some knuckle children. beating your dick like it owes you money.

lol you guys are funny, I love how some of you are so honest and dont give a fuck. We MK fans are the best =)

Anyways When I'm bored I like to:
-Masturbate ;)
-Go on Youtube and watch random Videos
-Search for MK9 updates
-Give out Cup and Noodles instead of candy to children on Halloween, lol true story, you guys should try it, it's hilarious!

-Drive through Bob Jones(if you live in South Carolina) or any religious school blasting Black Metal or Slayer and get a kick out of how alarmed they are even though they have no idea what they're saying in the music.
-Default response: masturbate
-Just randomly yell "HIV VIP!" in public. (Only people who have listened to 90s Motley Crue, particularly "Hell On High Heels")
-Watch Family Guy
-Watch old episodes of Power Rangers on YouTube. Just about every single one of them is on there, so why not?
-And the best one, go surf the boards on MKO