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rainbowrabbit Wrote:
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
Sheesh, talk about hostility


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smokeman14 Wrote:
I may be too young for that reference.
Who the hell is Gabe Newell?
And the MK community wonders why MK will always be considered a franchise for casual gamers[Killswitch] Wrote:
So does Gabe Newell.
smokeman14 Wrote:
4. Yes it is a female, it has breasts.
4. Yes it is a female, it has breasts.
So does Gabe Newell.
I may be too young for that reference.
Who the hell is Gabe Newell?


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rainbowrabbit Wrote:
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
If that is where you choose to place your lubricants then I suppose that was an anal sex reference. If I am an asshole for telling you to get over the screamer that shouldn't phase you anymore since you already saw it then so be it.
It is like a screamer video online... Take the popular "Scary Maze" game as an example.. The first time you see it, you are scared. The next time you watch the video you can always expect

OR

next time you watch the same video. After a while the screaming and the Exorcist Girl from the Scary Maze won't phase you because you will have seen it so many times. Sure different videos may have different images popping up at the end but that is a different video. Go to a different Krypt if you want a different monster and scream. Or you can realize that it is in there and you should be expecting it so you don't jump when it does pop up. Eventually after a few times of seeing it it won't bother you anymore and you won't have to be acting as if you are so god damn prepared for it as if you are going to mow it down with bullets when it does pop up.
So yes, if you do put your

in a certain area to make it

then by all means, do not share the info with me. What you do with your chain lube is not my business. Just be safe with it. We wouldn't want anyone getting hurt now would we.


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Fuck, I wish he would pop out more. Got my girlfriend and best friend unlocking stuff in the crypt for me (On different occasions) hoping to scare the shit outta them and the little bastard just won't pop out! Did not tell them about it obviously.
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wow just going thru this thread a big FUCK YOU to whoever posted those 2 pics at the end thanks a lot
the krypt monster is one thing its a fucking joke but thats another thats actually a bit scary and just unexpected and its 4 30 i didnt want to log in to post this but mother fuck you and i dont usually say this kind of shit but like wtf i wont be entering this thread again thats for sure asshole
the krypt monster is one thing its a fucking joke but thats another thats actually a bit scary and just unexpected and its 4 30 i didnt want to log in to post this but mother fuck you and i dont usually say this kind of shit but like wtf i wont be entering this thread again thats for sure asshole
Berserkxx Wrote:
Hey, that ́s right...
I never saw the Krypt monster. I unlocked all the things, including the 4 secret ones, and still nothing.
Has anyone else experienced this?
Hey, that ́s right...
I never saw the Krypt monster. I unlocked all the things, including the 4 secret ones, and still nothing.
Has anyone else experienced this?
There's four secret ones???
Anyways I only saw it once while unlocking everything in the krypt. It did make me jump pretty good I'll admit.


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Icy_X Wrote:
There's four secret ones???
Anyways I only saw it once while unlocking everything in the krypt. It did make me jump pretty good I'll admit.
Berserkxx Wrote:
Hey, that ́s right...
I never saw the Krypt monster. I unlocked all the things, including the 4 secret ones, and still nothing.
Has anyone else experienced this?
Hey, that ́s right...
I never saw the Krypt monster. I unlocked all the things, including the 4 secret ones, and still nothing.
Has anyone else experienced this?
There's four secret ones???
Anyways I only saw it once while unlocking everything in the krypt. It did make me jump pretty good I'll admit.
It's listed in the sticky thread about fatalities and Krypt. Just look for green bugs. Stare at green bugs. New chest is revealed.
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
wow just going thru this thread a big FUCK YOU to whoever posted those 2 pics at the end thanks a lot
the krypt monster is one thing its a fucking joke but thats another thats actually a bit scary and just unexpected and its 4 30 i didnt want to log in to post this but mother fuck you and i dont usually say this kind of shit but like wtf i wont be entering this thread again thats for sure asshole
wow just going thru this thread a big FUCK YOU to whoever posted those 2 pics at the end thanks a lot
the krypt monster is one thing its a fucking joke but thats another thats actually a bit scary and just unexpected and its 4 30 i didnt want to log in to post this but mother fuck you and i dont usually say this kind of shit but like wtf i wont be entering this thread again thats for sure asshole
I hear ya, I can watch "The Exorcist" all I want and the make up efffects won't scar me (though they are still impressive) But when ever I see those two particular pics, creeps the shit out of me.

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I'm pretty sure I saw the Krypt Monster somewhere outside the Krypt, somewhere in Shang Tsung's Flesh Pits, I saw a creature that looks very similar to that pic of the Krypt Monster's model in the first page of the thread. If the Krypt Monster is indeed in Shang's Flesh Pits (I think it is along the left corner of the arena), this is what I think:
Krypt Monster + Boobs + Located in Shang's Flesh Pits + Mileena was created in the Flesh Pits = Krypt Monster is a failed Flesh Pits experiment OR Krypt Monster is a failed Kitana clone. *Shudder*
Krypt Monster + Boobs + Located in Shang's Flesh Pits + Mileena was created in the Flesh Pits = Krypt Monster is a failed Flesh Pits experiment OR Krypt Monster is a failed Kitana clone. *Shudder*


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Unknown265 Wrote:
I'm pretty sure I saw the Krypt Monster somewhere outside the Krypt, somewhere in Shang Tsung's Flesh Pits, I saw a creature that looks very similar to that pic of the Krypt Monster's model in the first page of the thread. If the Krypt Monster is indeed in Shang's Flesh Pits (I think it is along the left corner of the arena), this is what I think:
Krypt Monster + Boobs + Located in Shang's Flesh Pits + Mileena was created in the Flesh Pits = Krypt Monster is a failed Flesh Pits experiment OR Krypt Monster is a failed Kitana clone. *Shudder*
I'm pretty sure I saw the Krypt Monster somewhere outside the Krypt, somewhere in Shang Tsung's Flesh Pits, I saw a creature that looks very similar to that pic of the Krypt Monster's model in the first page of the thread. If the Krypt Monster is indeed in Shang's Flesh Pits (I think it is along the left corner of the arena), this is what I think:
Krypt Monster + Boobs + Located in Shang's Flesh Pits + Mileena was created in the Flesh Pits = Krypt Monster is a failed Flesh Pits experiment OR Krypt Monster is a failed Kitana clone. *Shudder*
Yes, that's exactly how it goes.
One of the concept arts you unlock in the krypt is a "Failed flesh pits monster" and it's the same creature that pops up in the krypt.


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NS922 Wrote:
Relevant to the discussion of anal sex preferences, in which others are firing their lazors in heated dispute.
smokeman14 Wrote:
Relevance?
NS922 Wrote:
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOOOR
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOOOR
Relevance?
Relevant to the discussion of anal sex preferences, in which others are firing their lazors in heated dispute.
Great comment, it was lulzworthy.
I can't believe that there's people who actually go this far to ruin nice threads. So unnecessary.
Everyone get back on topic or you'll be getting a lot more than just a 'skull warning'.
Period.
Anyway, I love that Krypt Monster and it still freaked me out till the last time I visited the Krpt.
Sure, I knew that it was there and that it would pop at any unexpected moment, but, it still managed to surprise me.
Gotta love that little fun addition by NRS. Whoever came up with it: *applauds*
Period.
Anyway, I love that Krypt Monster and it still freaked me out till the last time I visited the Krpt.
Sure, I knew that it was there and that it would pop at any unexpected moment, but, it still managed to surprise me.
Gotta love that little fun addition by NRS. Whoever came up with it: *applauds*

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Dreadnaughtx Wrote:
Sheesh, talk about hostility
rainbowrabbit Wrote:
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
What you'll need to feel safe from this:
TV
Xbox 360 or PS3
Mortal Kombat (2011)
A Controller for your console
Lube
Step 1: Turn on your console and insert Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 2: Enter the Krypt in Mortal Kombat (2011)
Step 3: Take Lube and Spread where needed
Step 4: Bend over and Clench.
Step 5: Get over the fact that a little scream that you heard and may have scared you the first time shouldn't scare you again when you expect it coming eventually.
I don't recall anyone asking for your damn anal sex references. If you can't contribute without sounding like a complete douche, then get the fuck out. I'm usually a nice person. But when some asshole thinks he can try and disrespect me, then I'm not going to stay silent.
Sheesh, talk about hostility
Great. Now I'm the bad guy just because I chose to stand up to someone who attempted to sabotage a friendly discussion I started.
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No, you're the "bad guy" for blowing a completely non-sexual joke out of proportion and making your own thread derail entirely by acting like a prick to someone else over a perfectly innocent comment you chose to take both wrongly and personally, without any valid reason for either.
On topic, mute your television. Problem solved.
On topic, mute your television. Problem solved.
Johnny-Eyeball Wrote:
No, you're the "bad guy" for blowing a completely non-sexual joke out of proportion and making your own thread derail entirely by acting like a prick to someone else over a perfectly innocent comment you chose to take both wrongly and personally, without any valid reason for either.
On topic, mute your television. Problem solved.
No, you're the "bad guy" for blowing a completely non-sexual joke out of proportion and making your own thread derail entirely by acting like a prick to someone else over a perfectly innocent comment you chose to take both wrongly and personally, without any valid reason for either.
On topic, mute your television. Problem solved.
Do you just not care about following instructions, get back on topic, Queve and I have already told you and others to get back on topic and you've been rather rude since you've gotten here, cut it out now.
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
4. Yes it is a female, it has breasts.
4. Yes it is a female, it has breasts.
saggy ones

Where you get that picture from?
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It did scare me the first time it came out, but after a while i kinda got used to it. Even so, since i hate the scream, as a safety precaution, I muted the TV everytime I went into Nekropolis.
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if it were smile.dog I would've shit my pants upon seeing it.
But the when the actual monster that is there popped out, me and my cousin sat there in silence for a little while, then looked at each other and exclaimed at the same time.. "The fuck was that bro?"
Then got back to the game.
But the when the actual monster that is there popped out, me and my cousin sat there in silence for a little while, then looked at each other and exclaimed at the same time.. "The fuck was that bro?"
Then got back to the game.
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The bitch got me twice throughout my journey in the krypt.
I think that this creature is a failed version of Mileena by NRS trying to make her look more like a tarkatan (with the forearm mini-blades).
I think that this creature is a failed version of Mileena by NRS trying to make her look more like a tarkatan (with the forearm mini-blades).

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Tazer_Gunshot Wrote:
The bitch got me twice throughout my journey in the krypt.
I think that this creature is a failed version of Mileena by NRS trying to make her look more like a tarkatan (with the forearm mini-blades).
The bitch got me twice throughout my journey in the krypt.
I think that this creature is a failed version of Mileena by NRS trying to make her look more like a tarkatan (with the forearm mini-blades).
She IS a failed version of Mileena. The artbook confirms this.


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Can anyone tell me if it only pops out a certain amount of times? Really keen to send the girlfriend in there to "get some pictures and stuff" *que evil laugh"
Seems like little bugger is just refusing to jump out.
Seems like little bugger is just refusing to jump out.


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just mute it, its not that scary :p

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True story...
I unlocked my entire krypt and never once saw it. /Flex
Naw, naw... I'm not bragging over random chance. Just saying, I seem to be a bit of an anomoly. I wouldn't even know the screamer existed if not for the internet.
Guess she was just afraid of how awesome I am. /FlexAgain
I unlocked my entire krypt and never once saw it. /Flex
Naw, naw... I'm not bragging over random chance. Just saying, I seem to be a bit of an anomoly. I wouldn't even know the screamer existed if not for the internet.
Guess she was just afraid of how awesome I am. /FlexAgain
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