Dear MKO,

When I first came on here, I was an ambitious forum member, who wanted to share my sprite comics to the community. From my days to The Chronicles of Noob-Smoke, to my singular comics, to now here, I always felt at home here, like it was my home, my family. But then times have passed, and I became bitterer. It was my lack of tolerance and patience for the idiots that run amok at MKO that I really got fed up with this place. I’ve bashed many people to express my opinion, mostly because this place is really pretty gay. In the end, I have decided it would be simply best to say goodbye to this place. I know it seems ironic that I made fun of goodbye topics in the past, but times do change, and I feel that I need this topic get things off my chest.

I have met many people here during my stay; some that I liked and had gained massive respect for, others that piss me off and I wish for their genital to be horribly mutated. Like Blackmagik and some others, I have decided to post this list of people that I felt should be mentioned.

Fresh:

Chrome - I always admired you from day one, looked up to you and thought you were unique and very wise. It was a grand pleasure having to have met you, to talk to you about a lot of stuff. We worked together on some things too, and not once have I regretted it. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

Deadly Dragon - TCONS helped me meet you, and you are one awesome Jew. We worked together a lot, and we had some differences, but you are still one awesome Jew. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

-A-nubis - I remember how I met you through DD. We had so much fun together, especially when we flamed a few asshats. You’re just a very slick dude in general. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

m0s3pH - We talk a lot on AIM, and you are probably one of the most laid back users I have ever met. That and your mullet kicks ass. Keep kicking ass man. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

Ninja Mime - As a fellow comic artist, I think your comics are pretty good. They need some improvement in humor, but otherwise they aren’t bad at all dude. You’re also a good guy and I’ve come to respect you so much more than ever before. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

Hikari715 - To be honest, I think you should be a little more outspoken. Still, you’re one of the gals who don’t piss me off and act like an arrogant little brat, so I have to give you lots of street cred for that. You’re posts are short but sweet, but when it comes to criticisms you should let more of your ideas out then bottle it up. Perhaps it’s just me, though. Stay fresh, brah.

RyanRaiden - Given my attitude, this choice seems unlikely. Of course, I think you should stand your ground against people who piss on you. When somebody is being an ass to you, there’s nothing wrong with telling them to quit being gay and roundhouse kick them in the face for good measure. You’re too nice, but you’re not like Pred, so that’s good. I like the fact that you accept that I have my own opinions and I don’t break them for anybody. You give me the impression you are just naturally a nice guy, but also laid back and allow members to be themselves. Though I would recommend to stop stalking Megababe. Stay fresh, brah.

Baraka_Cuz - You’re a pretty decent guy, though I find you to be a little eccentric. Stay fresh, brah.

Thetruth_4 - Fellow In Flames fan, plus a fellow metalhead. Keep up those devil horns. Stay fresh, brah.

DragonEnergy - You know, I told you once that you didn’t have my respect yet, but for all intents and purposes, you’re a pretty cool guy. Satyricon is a good band, by the way. Stay fresh, brah.

Arctic - I was impressed when you made the MKD Robo-Smoke. I always thought you were a good sprite artist, though your comics often lacked in humor. But the past few months I have gained a lot of respect for you, especially against the MightyMeatLord asscracker. Stay fresh, brah.

Ninja Arts - I didn’t know you much at first, but when we worked together on the strategy guide project, I got to know you, and I liked you. What impressed me was how incredibly patient you were. You got steel nerves and brass balls. Stay fresh, brah.

Jonin01 - We talked a lot on MSN, and you’re just damn cool. It’s shame they don’t let you be a mod anymore, I bet you were one hell of a mod back then. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

Keith - You’re awesome at making fakes and art dude. You’re a cool guy, but you should ditch this place and hang out at the Hideout more. Stay fresh, brah.

All my comic fans - Thank you all so much. You’re the one reason I’m glad I came to MKO.

Zentile - You’re one of those people who don’t back down from their criticisms, and is brutally honest. That alone earns a lot of respect from me, stay fresh.

Chan Ming - Not much to say, but we were friends. I don’t know where you went but...stay fresh, brah.

]{0MBAT - You are a nice guy, and a good comic artist. You’re tutorial helped me make better comics, especially the round rectangular shape. Tell Meg I said hi, and thank you both for being good friends. Stay fresh, brah. Keep in touch.

DarqueBishop - We talked a few times, you didn’t piss me off and I kinda like you. Stay fresh, dude.

Shinnokxz - You were cool, stay fresh.

6volt - You’re a nice guy, and we had some fun working on your comic. Hope it does well. Stay fresh.

Bleed/Aculeus - You both make some fine ass art. Keep rocking the shading a coloring, stay fresh.

Fedegita - You know your metal. Stay fresh.

Godzilla - You own man. Keep working on those comics. Stay fresh.

Rotten

Crow - Sorry, but you really lack the spine to properly run this website. You’re a nice guy I suppose, but you’re better off passing the title to someone who has more balls than you.

Megababe - You cheated your way up to the top by being Crow’s girlfriend, therefore, I have no respect for you.

Mkflegend - You are the biggest fucking retard on this forum. EVER. Just go away.

Coltess - I don’t need to explain this one.

Kingjolly - You know, just because you have seniority, doesn’t mean you should be treated like a prince, the world does not revolve around you.

Darrius4664 - There’s something about you that made me smile when you got hacked.

mKomBATouttahell - Shut the fuck up.

Mick-Lucifer - Take criticism like a man or don’t make comics at all.

HellrazerHD - You should really learn to take people’s advice when they give it to you, instead of denying it and pretending that it’s a perfect world. Life is full of failures, get used to it.

prodigy004564556 - Seriously, you’re the gayest user I’ve ever met. You always walk around like you have a tree up your ass. Get bent you pansy.

fatality1313 - You’re like the incest combination of prodigy004, darrius4464 and mKombatouthalleltg. That can only be nothing but bad.

That’s really it, everyone else not mentioned is in my neutral list, which means I don’t hate you, or I don’t know you enough to like you.

Now I must depart from this sagging titty of a forum. I’m sure many others can agree how much of an assfest this community has become. I’m warning you all, those who think that MKO is the best place ever, just stick around a few months, and you will see otherwise.

I will be honest though, I did have some good times here. It was fun bringing my comics here and I thank all my fans who helped me make it big. That’s one thing I won’t regret about coming to MKO and meeting the fresh people.

Those who are fresh, much love to you all, and thanks for a great year and a half. Those in the middle, good luck with everything. Those who are rotten...well you can suck my fat hairy balls.

Seeya.
I'd like to say a few things here. I, for one, did not cheat my way up to the top just because I'm Crow's girlfriend, I worked my ass off to get this rank for being as helpful as I could. Hop off your throne, you're just jealous because I achieved such a high rank for actually doing something for the site. To say that I cheated is a flat out fuckin' lie. Most of the moderators were in favor of my decision. Crow could even show you the logs to prove it. Your post is nothing but whining, funny since you flame others who happen to "whine" on this site. And MKS, maybe it's about time you live up to your words and actually leave the site like you say you would. Thanks a bunch, I never had anything against you but I guess people really do like to stab others in the back. It's okay I'll live - MegaBabe