Cartoon hotties you would definitely bang!


This is for the perverted fellows on this message board: I know that for every 425 users here (at least ONE is female) so those few women here may add hunks to the list!

What animated characters did u want to have (or you perverted ass STILL wants to have) sex with!?

Your sick ass may include furries too. You know I WOULD!

Here are some candidates I would bang and some that I just bring up for the hell of it!!!




Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) --- Dear lord, how could you NOT want to have sex with this animated goddess? The perfect body, the very seductive ‘borderline-dangerous’ overtone she carries ------ Toucan Sam howls like a wolf-bird!



Ariel (Little Mermaid) --- as a human she is the perfect girl. All looks, completely clueless, and never TALKS!!! (I’m going to hell) As a fish, NO, because I don’t know where to do the dirty business on her. Maybe if the top part was fish and the bottom part human – possibly!


Sally (Sonic the hedgehog) --- she might be a furry fox/squirrel/chipmunk thing, but she’s got the looks, attitude, and sexy voice. Sure I could possibly crush her since I might outweigh her by about 150 lbs, but even as this vixen-like character had that charm to her



Jesse (Pokemon) --- she’s got the looks, she’s got the attitude, she also seems like she might be a complete BITCH of a person if she were real, but she could play with my pokeballs any day!!!



Leela (Futurama) – Sure she might be a Cyclops. Sure, she might be super-dismissive of everyone, but if Zapp Brannigan slept with her it’s not a complete lost-cause. But she has the perfectly drawn curviness to her and her bitch attitude is hot...



Amy (Futurama) -- completely clueless, hot, has rich parents, hot, dresses appropriately, hot... she’s so absentminded, that your IQ will progressively drop being with her



April O’Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) --- she might possibly wear the most hideous alfit ever, but her perfectly drawn figure can make banana colored jumpsuits even look sexy. Plus, she probably hasn’t had a good knockin’ up in a while since she’s single. C’mon would you even consider Irma?!



Cheetara (Thundercats) – never really watched thundercats that much, but she’s probably the most human looking furry sex creature out there.



Arcee (Transformers) – sure it might be VERY cold doing the nasty nasty with freezing solid metal. But machines need love too. Just make sure she doesn’t transform while you’re doing your business because you might get crushed to death.



Jasmine (Aladdin) – I love this one. She has NO civil rights, she’s forbidden to drive, and she must be loyal to her husband (gotta love that mid-east). I’m the prince of darkness, Jasmine. Marry me and we’ll rule over those simpletons of Agrabah, and fuck like maniacs during those Arabian nights.



Gadget (Chip ‘N Dale’s Rescue Rangers) --- sure I probably would kill her if I tried doing the nasty with her, but she was one hot mouse.



Scrooge McDuck’s Niece --- Webbie (DuckTales) --- Since we’re covering Disney animated cartoons. Here’s a small child duck for all you sick pedophiles.



Marge Simpson (Simpsons) --- If she never talked, let her hair down, and found a more seductive wardrobe I would definitely pump another Simpson out of her!!!



Lisa Simpson (Simpsons) --- ............. This is awful. Maybe I’ll wait for the future episode to come on. Tie her in bondage, put a sock in her mouth to spare myself from her “save the whales” jargon, and inject some Toucan Sam Deoxyribonucleic Acid in her



Maude Flanders “post death” (Simpsons) --- ummmm, this might possibly be worse morally than choosing Lisa.



Rebecca (tailspin) – a bear-like thing who plays herself off in an authoritative role. I’ll show her who’s boss in bed!



Molly (tailspin) -- Rebecca’s niece/daughter for u sick freaks! I wouldn’t touch this one with a ten-foot pole



Patti Mayonnaise (Doug) – a tan-skinned, blonde haired, polka dot shirt wearing bimbo. But she actually seems like the most well balanced female on the show.



Bee Bee Bluff (Doug) – firstly, she’s PURPLE (but remember everybody – racism was a thing of the past). Interracial marriages are commonplace nowadays. She’s a snobby, rich bitch. Knock her up and her fortune is YOURS!!!



Connie (Doug)- the green pudgy chick from Doug. I don’t really remember if she did anything worthwhile to mention



Judy Funnie (Doug) – Doug’s older insane sister. She dresses in 80’s fashion (long sweater with black skin-tight pants...) but she’s of driving age so it might not be statutory rape.



Penny (Inspector Gadget) – The smartest of the three goodguys on the show. Hell, when Inspector Gadget is outsmarted by his own dog --- Jesus Christ! Penny was intelligent, but very nosey. Besides if you were to push on to her too much she’d probably call the cops on her watch!!!



Chipettes (Brittany, Janette, Eleanor) (Alvin & the Chipmunks) – the 80’s were so great. Brittany’s tube socks!!! Out of the three Brittany was the hottest!



The Powerpuff Girls (Blossum, Bubbles, Buttercup) --- If only the original series had more bathingsuit shots like the Anime version of this show!!! There about equal in terms of cutey-charm, but attitudes are different. Blossom seems pretty balanced, Bubbles is the dumb blonde, and Buttercup’s the crazy tomboy!!!






Daria / Jane / Quinn / Brittany (Daria)
Daria seems like a boring fuck
Jane seems like an interesting fuck. Who knows what’s going through that head?
Quinn probably is like the blonde haired bitch from American Beauty who’s going to lead u to think that she’s a slut, but is a virgin
Brittany would probably be the most unforgettable fuck ever, but she’s so brainless that she wouldn’t remember it!



Mandy (Billy & Mandy) – ummmmm....... You would either go to jail for statutory rape, or Mandy would probably kill you because she’s a psychopathic bitch!



Smurfette (The Smurfs) --- she’s microscopic, she’s blue, she’s the ONLY female smurf so undoubtedly the only sex appeal to the show... any takers?



The Baroness (G.I. Joe) --- never watched G.I. Joe much, but she can infiltrate my pants ANYDAY!






Storm / Rogue / Jubilee / Jean Grey (X-Men) --- all sexy women wearing spandex who could all possibly kill you.... Toucan Sam soils himself



Princess Lana (Captain N) --- she might be a governing video-game monarch. She’s in a Nintendo themed show, but isn’t a character from any game. Her existence makes no sense what-so-ever, but she’s the ideal beauty candidate for a show catered to Nintendo nerds who probably don’t get out much!!!