Confess your Dirty MK2011 Secrets
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Garlador Wrote:
I'll start off:
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"I totally respect women" - And I in way went to the koliseum and checked out the robust cleavage and amazing asses of every single female fighter keeping a tube of icy hot nearby and going "grrr, Sonya, baby, grrr...."
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"Hell, I'd still hit it" - Okay, I find Sheeva really, freakishly hot. I don't know. Never thought I'd get turned on by a four-armed, two toed, three-fingered, horn headed, leopard-spotted, 7-foot-tall, mohawked half-dragon in a mankini. But there it is. Out in the open. Mock me at will, peons.
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I'll start off:
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"I totally respect women" - And I in way went to the koliseum and checked out the robust cleavage and amazing asses of every single female fighter keeping a tube of icy hot nearby and going "grrr, Sonya, baby, grrr...."
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"Hell, I'd still hit it" - Okay, I find Sheeva really, freakishly hot. I don't know. Never thought I'd get turned on by a four-armed, two toed, three-fingered, horn headed, leopard-spotted, 7-foot-tall, mohawked half-dragon in a mankini. But there it is. Out in the open. Mock me at will, peons.
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Hmm......
:D LOL
Let's see my dirty secrets....hmm
I did check out Jade on the Nekropolis because she's my fav fighting lady.
Now if she had an alternate suit of looking like an Assassin (as in Assassin's Creed-like) that would be naturally hot for me:)
I've died in beginner attempting arcade mastery. Eh so what, im lazy and descriptions on some torphies never said to do it on a specific diffuclity so the netherealm with that hahaha!
I fight Shao Kahn as he with I, unfair and uncalling (projectile, run like hell, attack, run, when Kahn is like 15-20% health XRAY!! and do a custom brutality)
I caught my cousin doing something..."evil" while Flesh pit Mileena was on the character viewer screen...sadly this is not a joke >_<
I play 80's rock music sometimes while playing MK...even though it's not really secret i don't care, I'll still put on some Bon Jovi or Duran Duran
Smoke looks like MGS Raiden to me...but that really isn't much of secret
Actually, I LOL everytime I hear SMoke's opening
I also LOL at Mileenas opening because I AWLAYS think of somebody's GIF of Mileena that says "Uhuhuhhhhahaha! Look at all the Fucks I give!"
I LOL as well as Kabal's opening, I think of the GIF "You...Shut the FK UP!"
It's all I've got :P
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.
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Frank West in Mortal Kombat? I wish! :)
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"The Perfect Couple!" - I somehow find Scorpion and Sonya to be perfect together as a tag team and as a couple. lol "Where am I?!"- When i'm playing arcade ladder and i'm using Scorpion, Sub-Zero or Ermac I try to imagine that it's actually me fighting as them. "Favoritism"- Sometimes I'll do Babalities on my favorite kombatants, Sonya for example. I can't perform a Fatality on my sweet Sonya Blade.
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.
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Frank West in Mortal Kombat? I wish! :)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/100708.jpg
x1NF3RN0x Wrote:
"The Perfect Couple!" - I somehow find Scorpion and Sonya to be perfect together as a tag team and as a couple. lol
"The Perfect Couple!" - I somehow find Scorpion and Sonya to be perfect together as a tag team and as a couple. lol
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/100708.jpg
Damn
Thus the Scorpion-Sonya Blade tag team was born!
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About Me
-courtesy from MINION-
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GodlyShinnok Wrote:
NRS must be proud.
Led_Auditore Wrote:
I caught my cousin doing something..."evil" while Flesh pit Mileena was on the character viewer screen...sadly this is not a joke >_<
I caught my cousin doing something..."evil" while Flesh pit Mileena was on the character viewer screen...sadly this is not a joke >_<
NRS must be proud.
I honestly don't know how to reply to that
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GT: Dimitri1033
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This looks like an AA meeting 
"Kreepy Krypt Keeper Keeps Kreeping Up on Me" - After two jolts provided by this nice fellow, I decided to turn off the sound before ever entering the Krypt. After that botched attempt, I decided to play some music on the stereo WHILE venturing into the Krypt with no sound..,
"Virgin Geek Syndrome" - This game accomplishes in making me drool over virtual female characters, like Sonya, Jade, Mileena and even Sindel (yes, I watched them all on several angles, toggling damage on and off on the bios), and detracting me from porn!
"Master of Wimp Fu" - I only played Story Mode and Ladder in Easy difficulty so far... and I had to finish Story Mode in Beginner! But I'm planning to repeat it on Medium. Ladder as well, once I have all the endings...
"Master of Wimp Fu 2 - Rise of the Wuss" - I never tried any Online mode, because I'm too lazy to plug in the internet cable and because I am sure my ass will get kicked mercilessly.
"Old Skool Blues" - No, not what you're thinking - it's an even OLDER type of "old school" thing: I use a special moves/finishers guide printed in paper. Yes, I actually have a paper beside me to look at whenever I want to perform a finishing move or learn new special moves. Too lazy to pause the game and browse through the special moves list on the screen. Must have it on paper!
"Tantric Teaser" - I have the game for almost 3 weeks and I have only played Story Mode and Ladder with half the characters so far, apart from Tutorial, Practice, Fatality Trainer and reading all the bios in the Nekropolis and buying things all the costumes in the Krypt. Only played one challenge from each mini-game, only played 2-player and tag team once and never touched the Challenge Tower. I'm saving it all for later. I like to savour it slowly, one lick at a time.
"Kreepy Krypt Keeper Keeps Kreeping Up on Me" - After two jolts provided by this nice fellow, I decided to turn off the sound before ever entering the Krypt. After that botched attempt, I decided to play some music on the stereo WHILE venturing into the Krypt with no sound..,
"Virgin Geek Syndrome" - This game accomplishes in making me drool over virtual female characters, like Sonya, Jade, Mileena and even Sindel (yes, I watched them all on several angles, toggling damage on and off on the bios), and detracting me from porn!
"Master of Wimp Fu" - I only played Story Mode and Ladder in Easy difficulty so far... and I had to finish Story Mode in Beginner! But I'm planning to repeat it on Medium. Ladder as well, once I have all the endings...
"Master of Wimp Fu 2 - Rise of the Wuss" - I never tried any Online mode, because I'm too lazy to plug in the internet cable and because I am sure my ass will get kicked mercilessly.
"Old Skool Blues" - No, not what you're thinking - it's an even OLDER type of "old school" thing: I use a special moves/finishers guide printed in paper. Yes, I actually have a paper beside me to look at whenever I want to perform a finishing move or learn new special moves. Too lazy to pause the game and browse through the special moves list on the screen. Must have it on paper!
"Tantric Teaser" - I have the game for almost 3 weeks and I have only played Story Mode and Ladder with half the characters so far, apart from Tutorial, Practice, Fatality Trainer and reading all the bios in the Nekropolis and buying things all the costumes in the Krypt. Only played one challenge from each mini-game, only played 2-player and tag team once and never touched the Challenge Tower. I'm saving it all for later. I like to savour it slowly, one lick at a time.
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GT:Icyflameraven89 
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microchip Wrote:
"Not at all like a gentleman"
i LOVE doing gruesome fatalities on female characters. maybe its some primal thing i have deep down inside me.
"Perfectionist"
i get effing pissed if i can't get a flawless on someone, especially if i'm really close to doing it.
"Perfectionist 2"
i don't like using a character unless i have played around with them in training mode for at least an hour, or until i get a 30+% combo memorized.
"Not at all like a gentleman"
i LOVE doing gruesome fatalities on female characters. maybe its some primal thing i have deep down inside me.
"Perfectionist"
i get effing pissed if i can't get a flawless on someone, especially if i'm really close to doing it.
"Perfectionist 2"
i don't like using a character unless i have played around with them in training mode for at least an hour, or until i get a 30+% combo memorized.
i too, will not play a character without memorizing a big mid screen combo,a mid screen x ray, a big corner combo, and a big xray corner combo
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