too bat its all bullshit, I would commandeer new life church and make it my house.

Plus with all the morons gone all the progressives could fix the fucking country...if only.

The world as we know it will only end by a devastating geological event or the invasion of Shao Kahn's forces into Earthrealm. True Story.

No man is to know the day nor hour.

I thought the rapture was impossible to predict it just happened. Obviously this guy knows things I mean he predicted in 1994 he must have some experience

crap... should have asked for that girls number...

Harold Camping would have been more convincing had he stated the order of events correctly, and not decided to sell $20 "rapture ready" t-shirts.

I'm hoping that the Flying Spaghetti Monster returns and saves all the non-Christian believers, and celebrates the weeding out of the morons by making it rain beer from the sky.

Women who believe in the Rapture: send me your nudes by tomorrow cause you won't be needing them right?

PM is your friend.

I don't think anythings going to happen, because the amount of people that have strictly upheld the 15 TEN, TEN COMMANDMENTS is too low to matter.

Although I generally feel that people are entitled to their beliefs, I don't like it when people are so caught up in apocalypticism. We don't know how long we have left in life or what happens to use after we die, but we can try to do good when we're still alive.

Only those with the freshest most succulent livers will be saved

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534242

Venerate Raptor Jesus and fear the Velocirapture

"It is therefore not an exaggeration to say that if the city of New York were replaced by a ball of fire, some significant percentage of the American population would see a silver lining in the subsequent mushroom cloud, as it would suggest to them that the best thing that is ever going to happen was about to happen: the return of Christ. It should be blindingly obvious that beliefs of this sort will do little to help us create a durable future for ourselves- socially, economically, environmentally, or geopolitically." - Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation

This

You'll know if he's wrong again in about half an hour or so. According to his prediction, the rapture is time zone friendly and earthquakes will happen at 6pm in various portions of the world (local time). Kiribati is scheduled for theirs in about half an hour.

My thoughts exactly.

Wish tomorrow was indeed the Rapture, but I am positive it isn't.

Dare I ask why?

This ignorant fear sowing old codger is the first of many to come. When he's wrong expect lots of others like him who all think they know the future while 2012 draws near. People have made such predictions and gotten it wrong every time.

InB4 THE END

I know the day and the hour, it is when I get my hands on the Nuclear launch codes and push the button just to prove the point that anyone who says that can, in fact, be full of shit.

I would rather have it as a surprise. Plus, the next day.... someone hasn't read the Bible, for the only thing that is mentioned is that it is a fiery cauldron and that there will be a gnashing of teeth as I remember.



Though come to think of it, if we are indeed apocalyptic enough, I would prefer to be collected by huge, glowing white naked mother progenitor/teenager hybrids and explode into tang.

The number 6 is a dead giveaway he's full of shit.

Hey! That rhymes!

But anyhoo, let's take a look a small list of countries that should be in earthquake hell right now:

Russia
Nepal
China
India
Australia (certain parts, rather)
Indonesia

Haven't heard anything about earthquakes in those places, yet.

To further my saying Camping's on bullshit, let's read from a particular verse in the Holy Bible: Matthew 24:36

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A36%2CMark+13%3A32&version;=ESV

There was GOING to be a Rapture, but Macho Man put a stop to it. He died so that we may live.

Downtown here is going crazy. I was just out for a bit and getting ready to go for drinks out on the patio of one of my many favorite bars and there's a bunch of fanatics. Didn't help that the heat here caused the street lights to fail so now our traffic is just as crazy
Remember one thing about today people..if anyone offers you kool-aid don't drink it, just pretend to
On that note....................CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gonna rapture me some chicks I think...