I am I'm a ball player
Born to be a ball player born to be a football player
Thats why I been doing my afletics
So we get to sayin, they call me 50 Tyson
I'm from that Northside Zone
Twin City Minnesota that's where I'm from
I ain't gonna like but I'm 50 Tyson
Northside Zone
Twin City Minnesota
That's what I'm from

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

I'm done.

Hello hard and soft bitches
I was about to just leave this site
but
This inspired me
Im gettin in

lets begin
wtf to rap about
anything that works
anything that flows
and whatever goes
dont worry im not
talking bout my hoes
im really really chill
dont feel no pain
dont need no killers
i can stop myself from going insane
i must retain the mentality
Im bout to go fatality on humanity
get a hold of my sanity
somebody please help me
I might be losing it
cruisin it fast
like tonight is my last
stop livin in the past
reverse the present
see what what the past brings back
nah just relax
imma have myself a glass
maybe ill pass-out
i just wanna shout
so loud
I wanna crowd
and dem microphones
spittin sick flows
as long is that heart goes

Yo, yo, yo
noobsmoke_mk you was da biqqest troll
you been here a short time but you was on a roll

I told it like dat
cuz yu aint comin back
nd its time to face da fact
u nothin but a dirty rat

I'm done.

Yo busta,

Let's go.

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Thread= won.

That better not be a reference to what I think it is.

What do you think it is?

Some of dat damn mainstream nonsense you children listen to on the radio and iTelephones.

standing and claping for that.

Yo check this out.......

Traffic traffic

Looking for my chap-stick

Feeling kinda car-sick

There's a ford maverick.....

Dats a million dollar hit right there.

You mean Gaga? Then yes!

Im from the midwest
but i rep with the worldwide choppas
spittin lyrical ecstasy so fast like poppa
thats what they call me
Big Papi
R.I.C
H.I.E
you still cant see me
dont you know that i am to freaky
you cant even tell if i am on or off beat
cause you cant hear my real voice
just a bunch of text. now rejoice
the fact that you get to witness my presence
you are a peasant

Im committed to stay fitted.


i am so sorry for being whack (: i tried to hard. you should hear the raps in my shower.

Daddy, it's Korn on Itunes?

Yes, my sweet child.

FUCK DAT NOISE!!! IMMA LISTEN TO SOME UNKNOWN INDIE BAND!!!

WHO DAT!?!?

Hi my name is Dibula
I go by Dibs sometimes
All you forum runners just take a seat
and listen to these rhymes.

The Fresh Prince was my offspring
Queen Latifa wants to be my bride
I told that bitch to take a hike
and that desperate piece of sag-ass cried

Now I hate to sound generic
With that stutter bass Ke$ha uses all the time
none of this shit follows pattern
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK IT RHYMES!

Old school gangsters rap about shit like broken hearts and ghetto living
And these new punk ass wannabe thugs rap about bitches goin gold digging
Now I may not see the relevance in using the word club in every song
But who gives a shit about originality as long as it's 3 minutes long

Now I'm no Eminem, I'm no Mac Miller, Vanilla is more precise
But hey it's an MKO rap battle and some cracker has to break the Ice
Now Pardon me for painting these walls a ghastly shade of white
I tried my best, I failed the test, I'm tired as shit, Goodnight!

windy city born and raised speaking my mind as i please,


here to put people at ease because op is a sleeze,

a out of controll cracker looking to release some man made squirty cheese,

well known to raise hell and do a dirty deed',

hoping to chase casey anthony up and down to watch her get hit and bleed in the street,

waging war on evil people like a navy seal team 6 infiltration fleet,

i can break into charles manson"s jail cell and leave him dead and tied in his bed sheets,

forget christian bale because im the new dark knight and it's my time to rise
gona downsize the crime rate find me a hot chick take her out on a great date

FUCK!! QUICK, SOMEBODY PLAY SOME CLOWN NOW!!!

Please stay on topic people.

Not sure if Mortal Kombat itself is an allowed topic because of the other posts and the fact that this thread is in "General discussion", but whatever.

The scars on ya forehead, they pronounce M-K-O
I'm Saibot, you're just a mere friendly ghost
Tear the skin off your torso with my demon impact
Blow your ass with breakers, when you don't even attack
For you, all events after "Fight!" are a clusterfuck
An insane juggle, and top em' up with an uppercut
My shadow is a brother made of corrosive matter
In my fatality, you suffer to the Top of the Ladder
I even impale Reptile to the pit bottom
And this ain't the final fight, even if I had to kill Sodom
My fights are all skill, I don't need no fortune-shit by them
You'll just end up on the Krypt in the torture devices

That's some forced crap. Me english very bad especially if write lyric.

Look at me and look at you, I came to get down.
Coming at you with no laughing matter like a clown.
With a fierce sound that will make your ear drums bleed.
Through the horror rap skills of the devils seed.
Its me RomanK, coming at you with my AK.
Trigger happy leaves the bullets flying at you.
Leaving the haters scared standing like a statue.
Take from the rich and give to the poor.
For I want all the money that the worlds got galore
Cash flowing like a river it never really stops.
But i'll rob your ass like taking from your pops.
I want the luxury and the fame of a fucking star tonight.
Will leave you out of sight like a sniper with no scope.
Watching me blast out with my Mercedes it looks so fucking dope.
Drugs coming at me with no fucking joke.
Coming clean cause I might be going to the end.
Let me show you how it feels to live in this city called cleveland.


(Lol that was the best rap I could come up with, but my true life is nothing like I say in my rap lol.)

My message ddn't show up... Anyways: There once was a man from Peru, who though he was eating his show. He woke up with a fright in "da" middle of "da" night, to find that his dream had come true... Word!

I'm Peruvian.

*sniffs*

Well, here goes. Ahem.

Rub a dub dub, join the Kang Klub.

.......Thats it.

*Sits*

Play With Me
Sing With Me
Drink With Me
Dance With Me
Screw With Me
Bounce With Me
Kill With Me
Ride With Me
Smoke With Me
Sag With Me
Curse With Me
Steal With Me
Rap With Me

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have witnessed the blueprint to almost all rap songs.