Whats the Stupidest/Lamest Mk Rap you can make?
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Whats the Stupidest/Lamest Mk Rap you can make?
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posted05/15/2005 09:31 PM (UTC)by
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05/14/2005 12:54 AM (UTC)
OK. Here's one:
SCORPIONS' FIRE RAP:
Hurr! Get Over Here, Kome Over Here,
Bring your Ass to me!
If ya' don't Get Over Here, I'll Bring You Over Here,
And we'll have some Tea!
K-k--k-k-kome Errrrre, K-k-kk- Get Ready!
Oh, I'll sting your Get Down, We'll roast Marshmallows by the Fire!
TOASTY!
I'll rip of my mask, feel the bone; It's mostly Roasty! Toasty!
When you get ready, you'll be alert! Finish Him/Her, maaake it huurtt!
Toasty Fire, Funeral Pyre, Let's Fight!
Ooh Ah, I Wanna be kind, I'm fed up'a' Hell and the Fire that binds!
I'd Rarther Love than Kill! Ya gotta take your pill!
I might be Fire, but I wanna' be Good, call me a Liar an' I'll explode your blood!
Yo! It's the Final Kountdown, make it Kount!
I'll make you agree' I've Love to give, GetOverHere, an' ah might let You Live!
It's the end 'O' this Sh*t, It's time ta' Go, Fatality performed on Bo Rai Cho!
YO!
...that was just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever wrote; anybody got anything worse?
SCORPIONS' FIRE RAP:
Hurr! Get Over Here, Kome Over Here,
Bring your Ass to me!
If ya' don't Get Over Here, I'll Bring You Over Here,
And we'll have some Tea!
K-k--k-k-kome Errrrre, K-k-kk- Get Ready!
Oh, I'll sting your Get Down, We'll roast Marshmallows by the Fire!
TOASTY!
I'll rip of my mask, feel the bone; It's mostly Roasty! Toasty!
When you get ready, you'll be alert! Finish Him/Her, maaake it huurtt!
Toasty Fire, Funeral Pyre, Let's Fight!
Ooh Ah, I Wanna be kind, I'm fed up'a' Hell and the Fire that binds!
I'd Rarther Love than Kill! Ya gotta take your pill!
I might be Fire, but I wanna' be Good, call me a Liar an' I'll explode your blood!
Yo! It's the Final Kountdown, make it Kount!
I'll make you agree' I've Love to give, GetOverHere, an' ah might let You Live!
It's the end 'O' this Sh*t, It's time ta' Go, Fatality performed on Bo Rai Cho!
YO!
...that was just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever wrote; anybody got anything worse?
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im making this up NOW:
Im baraka and ill slice you up, you stupid mofo stfu.
im subby and ill freeze yo ass, and pull ya head off cuz u got no class.
my name is scorpion and i can control fire, im haywire.
you know me im jax, with metal arms i want sex.
we are ermac with telekenetic powers, we smell very bad cause no one over here takes shoures.
my name is noob saibot im sub's brother, i gotta stop rapping now i have a apointment with youre mother,
i am rain and i can control the weather, all the ladies want to get to know me better
im sindel and i can scream,,, and i am mean
You are reading this rap and the time is well spend,
now go on and post something cause this is the end!
(dont ask)
Im baraka and ill slice you up, you stupid mofo stfu.
im subby and ill freeze yo ass, and pull ya head off cuz u got no class.
my name is scorpion and i can control fire, im haywire.
you know me im jax, with metal arms i want sex.
we are ermac with telekenetic powers, we smell very bad cause no one over here takes shoures.
my name is noob saibot im sub's brother, i gotta stop rapping now i have a apointment with youre mother,
i am rain and i can control the weather, all the ladies want to get to know me better
im sindel and i can scream,,, and i am mean
You are reading this rap and the time is well spend,
now go on and post something cause this is the end!
(dont ask)
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Reading these made me actually appriciate Lil Bow wow's songs.
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I would rate that last rap as moderately detestable...
...But It's still not as "good" as "Scorpions' Fire Rap"!!!!
[GET OVER HERE, JACKIE PRIZON!]
[Oh, shut up, loud mouth Arachnoid of Purgatory!]
[I'm a what now...
[*sigh*]
...But It's still not as "good" as "Scorpions' Fire Rap"!!!!
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for Johnny to shine!]
[DJ] "Johnny Cage; He's The Terminal Suppressor, Mess wi him an
your Sista' He'll undress'er!
He likes to party hard, Yo!
He likes to party low, No!
Johhny Cage; He beat Mortal Kombat, single-handedly, He ate a Mortal Wombat! Where would you be without Johnnys' protection; He's the one and only force for Outworld deflection!
Yo! He's a Movie Star, He uses his funds to travel near and far!
Yeah! He protected all we survey, but now he's gotta run, coz His Agent is GAY!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!"
[Leprichaun Voice]-"But Yar' luck runs out, wi' no Four-Leaf Klover!
[DJ]
"Yo! The Bad-Guys are back, Vengeance on their mind, Their one-track line,
to find Johnny Cage and rip out His spine!"
[CHORUS] "But, Johnny... He's The Terminal Suppressor!"
[Colonel]-"Yeeheah!"
[ALL]-"...Johnny Cage He'll impress You, He'll do a Fatality, that will supress You! YEAHRRRRRRR!"
*rap overload*
If Anybody can do worse than that, I will eat my heart out(Hari Kiri)!:-
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*gag, gasp and other shocks*........I' think we have a Winner!
Yep, Award goes to "ShoeUnited"...... That would get annoying after 5 seconds, never mind 87 minutes!
Yep, Award goes to "ShoeUnited"...... That would get annoying after 5 seconds, never mind 87 minutes!
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Word On The Street Is:
ROFL djwoord
Subzero cant get his dick to stand,
Its frozen stuck to his hand.
so he called scorpion to melt the ice,
his dick had unfroze and he was feelin hot like spice.
so he fucked some girl and in the ass and it was tight,
When he was done he realized it was baraka as tranvestite.
Subzero cant get his dick to stand,
Its frozen stuck to his hand.
so he called scorpion to melt the ice,
his dick had unfroze and he was feelin hot like spice.
so he fucked some girl and in the ass and it was tight,
When he was done he realized it was baraka as tranvestite.
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