!THANK ALL THE FREAKING DEITIES!

I had hoped that it'd make a come-back, the last one was so interesting and thought-provoking.

I checked the MKSM forum for the fun of it. Is like a different world there. I didn't know so many people posted there.

Welcome to MKO n00b

I've been to the MKSM forums, too. Sometimes when things are slow here (in the General Discussion forum), I'll go over there for a swim in Lake N00b. Some of the threads/posts I've seen there are golden.

Wow, thats disturbing....

What?! It was supposed to be cute.

HLA ON NIP/TUCK!!!
Awesome season premier. BTW, anybody who thought the first several minutes was real should be punished by way of trying to make sense of Marcel's old posts

Yeah, I am such a n00b. I didn't know so many people posted there.

You people are weird.

Weird always mean special

/me hopes BLT reads this...


The season premier of "Lost" was simply AMAZING . Seriously, the opening sequence is among the best I've ever seen for any show, even coming very close to rivaling the best openers some "X-Files" episodes had.

My ONLY complaint was:

I don't want to go to class, but I have to...

"Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?"

One more thing about the second season of "Lost":

Ok, with the ending last night and what's been revealed in magazines, websites, ect., we know there are AT LEAST 4 new residents on the island. I REALLY hope that one of those new residents (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, who played extreme bad-ass Adebisi on "Oz") turns out to be the show's main villain. Bringing my second-favorite actor (right after Dean "Ryan O'Reily" Winters, 'natch ) from one of my all-time favorite shows and putting him in my current favorite show = me having an orgasm

That reminds me...a few minutes ago I was about to play some guitar, and I'd just picked it up when I heard the phone ring. Now, I don't have a guitar stand, and my guitar is oddly shaped and won't prop up well against a wall and/or amp, so it took a few seconds to get it right. Then I rushed to the phone...and heard the guitar fall to the ground behind me (Fortunately, it wasn't damaged, and since I have a Floyd Rose locking trem system, it doesn't go out of tune easily.) So anyway, I answer the phone...and no one's there! BASTARDS!

YEAH TOAST!
AAGH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST! Also, i lost £20 today, i dont know how, it disappeared out of my pocket, i was so sad.

oh fuck, picture day is tomorrow and my forehead has about 5 zits on it and my nose has a huge one. wtf should I dO!!!!!!

A teacher today asked our class this question:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

For some reason I picked B out of the above choices... While most of the class picked C.
Who would you pick?

Spoilers to who the candidates are...

Wowee wow wow!

I know I haven't been on MKO for a while, but I felt like coming on today to tell you guys what happened to me yesterday...

I was at school and started feeling a little sick. Then it started getting worse and worse. I went to the nurse and found out the I had a bad fever. So I was sent home and my mom set up a doctors appointment for me. When it was time to go, I started feeling really bad. I started sweating badly, I was turning pale, I was shaking, and I felt very light headed. It was horrible. I honestly thought I was going to die. My parents called 911 and an ambulance came to my house and started taking my blood pressure and checking my pulse. They put all these little stickers on me and eventually put me on a stretcher and drove me to the hospital. On the way there, I felt as though I was going to lose consciousness, but I tried my best to stay awake. They took me out of the ambulance (still on the stretcher) and rolled me into the hospital emergency room...

I had to wait a while since there were a lot of people there. Then the doctor came and put me on a wheelchair. I was taken to a room where they measured my blood pressure and heartbeat again. I was given three pills the were supposed to lower the fever. After that, I was put on a bed, taken to a room and given "Ibuprofen". Then I started to calm down, and they took some blood from me. After that, they hooked up this medical bag thing that pumped something through my veins. I helped hydrate me and lower my fever even more. I was starting to feel alot better, but still felt pretty bad. They took some x-rays and injected some antibiotics in me to fight whatever illness I had. After a couple hours, I was released from the hospital (still feeling a little disoriented). They prescribed me some antibiotics that I have to take to get better. Then I went home, and after a good nights sleep, I woke up feeling great...

I feel much better now, but I'll never forget how bad I felt when I was lying down, looking at the worried expressions on a family members' faces, thinking that I was going to die...

I knew Christian wasnt dead.

next episodes:



The Carver:

Personally, I think it's pretty obvious who The Carver is, but this is one of those times where I'd LOVE to be wrong

Who Wilbur? lol haha =P

My thought is on Kimber with a strap on.

The beat in that "Dancin' Tigger" (or somthing like that, it does cartwheels) comercial sounds suspiciously like the beat to U Can't Touch This...

Cartmansp, that sucks bro. Do you know what illness you had?



I saw this a while ago. I'd pick C, obviously, because the question is so blatently bias that it drags two guys one and puts one on a pedestal. I bet nobody would pick C if it said he killed tens of thousands of Jews.