i sexd a fat chick once...

In my defence i was drunk

I hate doing laundry. I hate it with a passion, so I know that when I have laundry to do, instead of doing it I'll just buy some clothes at my work to get me through the next couple of days. I once went over a month without doing the laundry. I just kept buying new clothes, undergarments, etc. I guess it's not really a dirty confession (no pun intended) but it'll have to do for now until I can think of more.

I sometimes throw my trash at people because I'm that lazy. So my man piont is, I'm lazy.

Well, once I caught crabs. It was almost worth it. ALMOST. The sons of bitches came back for a second round. Apparently I hadn't got em all the first time.

THAT'S a confession, people.

I like big butts and i can not lie

Lol!


I once used my dog to dry my hands.

i bought Mortal Kombat 4 not to long ago. I hate to say it but i love it.

I smacked a girls ass in third grade.

A year or 2 ago, for about a month, I was hooking up/nearly slept with a good friend's ex-gf. Now, I know that they weren't together, but I've always said I respect my pal's exes (I could try to justify it even more by saying that he was a GOOD friend and not one of my BEST friends, but that's a bullshit excuse).

Change "exgirlfriend" to "ex wife" and I came pretty close to doing that. Fortunately, I found out I was being used before i got into it any further.

I almost strangled a friend of mine to death... He's since forgiven me for that (keep in mind that this happened 12 years ago), but I still feel terrible whenever I think about it...

I stabbed my brother up his nose with a brass knife in my early teens.

This thread reminds me of the Dirty Little Secret video by The All-American Rejects.

I only love *one* of my parents, and I consider my best friend more of a brother than the one I'm actually related to.

If that counts as a confession...heh.

A friend of mine's girlfriend tried to sleep with me and I didn't tell him about that. I figured he'd find out on his own some day.

Wow....I hate French people for their lack of adaptability

What do you mean ?

Confession??? Thats how all your stories start/end...

Well, last year a French guy drove by when i was walking over to a friend, and asked me for directions. Not in English, not in Dutch but in French. And i do not speak one word French. And he started cursing me in French. I don't know what he said, but the tone he spoke at was not very friendly.

2 years ago I went on vacation with my friends to France, under Bordeaux. A real tourist place at the beach. My english is almost but flawless but it was of no use in France because everywhere we stopped i couldn't make myself clear. Ordering a Hotdog became a problem because the old hag didnt understand the word Hotdog, only when a friend said hotdog with a french accent she understood.

In the Netherlands i have a french channel on my TV, all movies are translated. in my own country i have to speak french because they do not like to learn to speak another language. If i go on vacation in France it useless to speak a universal language.

So i hate them because they think they don't have to addapt to anyone.

yes, yes, I know, not all french people are the same. i just havent got to know anyone who could have proven me otherwise.

The French aren't the only ones in the world like that, btw.

It aso confuses me when you complain about people not adapting, especially when you go to another country and complain that you have to adapt.

The French man who asked you for directions is no different than you asking for that hotdog. You were both in a foreign country complaining that nobody spoke the language you do, instead of trying to adapt.

I am not from France, I'm from Québec. I speak french. I never speak english outside of my english classes, unless I travel.

In my opinion, there are assholes and good people everywhere, no matter the country. You just fell on dumbasses french people. My friend's wife is from France and she is the sweetest woman I've ever met. What you do is no better than racism.

My english is good enough for people to understand, anywhere in the world, english is not a primary language in the Netherlands. The fact that i cannot speak french is not an excuse. But at least i tried to addapt by speaking a universal language. Do you understand now?

There is no universal language. There used to be, but Latin has been dead for ages.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

ow ok, i'll do just that

I like and consider KoRn metal.