Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?
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posted02/12/2010 11:37 PM (UTC)by
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It's that time again! Time to put two hotties against each other to see who comes out on top!

Let's recap from years past!

2006: Elf Girls proved hotter than Mermaids:
Are Mermaids Hotter Than Elf Girls?

2007: Catgirls toppled Fairies:
Are Fairies Hotter Than Catgirls?

2008: Vampire Women narrowly defeated Robot Chicks:
Are Robot Chicks Hotter Than Vampire Women?

And now...

2009

Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?


Alien Women


This is a toughie since they come in so many varieties but the ones worth discussing are humanoid in form. Generally speaking, alien women usually have a unique skin tone, most often green or blue, but can be just about any color you can imagine.

Exhibit A:



Alien women don't always look like ordinary humans with a different skin color, though. Sometimes they have features, usually on their heads, that show they are not from Earth.

These features can be reserved...

Exhibit B:



...or very prominent.

Exhibit C:



Alien women can have varying personalities but culturally are often futuristic and technologically focused. But sometimes, if their planet and culture are so inclined, they can be one with nature and far more capable of understanding animals and philosophy than we are.

Alien women may also come with superpowers. These can vary from minor telepathic abilities to all out "watch me annihilate your species" level abilities. It is recommended, therefore, to know what she can do and how you can keep her happy.

The good news is very good news. They love to mate with human males. In fact, it's something some of them specifically set out to do. There's just something about inter-species dating they can't get enough of.

So, yeah. Alien women are totally hot, possibly dangerous, but always ready for a good time.


Female Angels:


Female angels are usually very basic but still totally hot. They often appear as very much human but have a few nifty features.

The most obvious feature comes in the form of feathery wings.

Exhibit A:



The feathery wings of an angel are soft and supple. They will not chafe your skin as you snuggle up close and can even act like soft pillows as you cuddle with your lovely angel. Angel wings, therefore, are not the least bit bothersome.

Nevertheless, female angels often have the power to magically make their wings disappear and reappear at will. This power is useful when they have to pretend to be regular humans.

Exhibit B:



Female angels are usually fair skinned and have light features. They might also come with a heavenly glow and/or a halo which could come in handy when the power goes out.

Finally, angels don't age. I can't stress enough how important this is. You could be together for 50 years and she'll still be as hot as ever. So don't be afraid to get into a committed relationship with an angel. It's what you call a long term investment.

There is a downside, though. Angels are usually crazy powerful. I'm not talking "can bench press a lot" powerful. I'm talking "can blow up the planet" powerful. If they don't have proper control over their powers then you, and everybody around you, may be in severe mortal danger. So that's something to think about.

Female angels are eternally hot but also super powerful so she has to be responsible with her powers. So make sure she doesn't have a bad temper. Luckily, angels usually have a lot of patience and are generally kindhearted.

Let year 4 begin!
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Zentile
12/16/2009 09:28 PM (UTC)
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Vampire chicks beating Robot girls was complete bullshit.

I'm voting Alien Girls as hotter because female angels are pretty and sweet, not hot.
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DrZoidberg
12/16/2009 10:23 PM (UTC)
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Alien chicks definitely. Angels are just cockteases. Alien chicks know what you want.
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~Crow~
12/16/2009 11:12 PM (UTC)
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You totally butchered my idea, wow. Your hard on for the blue Avatar chick knows no end.
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UlcaTron
12/16/2009 11:14 PM (UTC)
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Alien chicks win.
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12/16/2009 11:45 PM (UTC)
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~Crow~ Wrote:
You totally butchered my idea, wow. Your hard on for the blue Avatar chick knows no end.


I couldn't do Angels vs. Demons this year because demon women would be too similar to vampire women. It would be like giving them two years in a row. I figured I'd mix it up. Demon women aren't going anywhere though. It's on my to do list.
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ShingoEX
12/17/2009 12:10 AM (UTC)
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TonyTheTiger Wrote:
~Crow~ Wrote:
You totally butchered my idea, wow. Your hard on for the blue Avatar chick knows no end.


I couldn't do Angels vs. Demons this year because demon women would be too similar to vampire women. It would be like giving them two years in a row. I figured I'd mix it up. Demon women aren't going anywhere though. It's on my to do list.


That, and someone would invariably make a Tom Hanks reference :P
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12/17/2009 12:12 AM (UTC)
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Alien women FTW.
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travelingwilbury
12/17/2009 12:44 AM (UTC)
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I can't believe I didn't mention Melfina last year for the good side of robots
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DeathRaiden
12/17/2009 01:24 AM (UTC)
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Definetly the green skinned beauties for me.
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xtactics
12/17/2009 01:33 AM (UTC)
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I've already nailed Liara, so I'm voting Alien Women.
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12/17/2009 02:58 AM (UTC)
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I'm voting Angels.
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Gho$t
12/17/2009 04:04 AM (UTC)
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Alien chicks are more kinky. How about that girl from the past new Star Trek.
I guess they was right. You shouldn't discriminate; no matter what color. Felicia from Darkstalkers Arcade looks pretty decent for this event too.
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Kamionero
12/17/2009 04:31 AM (UTC)
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Dont forget Angela from Spawn! she is a bad-ass warrior angel!

I mean... srsly....


and does she count?
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12/17/2009 08:53 AM (UTC)
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TonyTheTiger Wrote:

Exhibit A:





Jade isn't an alien. She's a mutated human.
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12/17/2009 08:53 AM (UTC)
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It's a toss up. Though not alien, I think She Hulk is hot for a comic character. grin
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xtactics
12/17/2009 09:09 AM (UTC)
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OptimusGrime Wrote:
TonyTheTiger Wrote:

Exhibit A:





Jade isn't an alien. She's a mutated human.


You must be fun at parties.
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(Erik)
12/17/2009 09:53 AM (UTC)
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The one angel is first post looks like she's nine years old. That's creepy.
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12/17/2009 09:58 AM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
OptimusGrime Wrote:
TonyTheTiger Wrote:

Exhibit A:





Jade isn't an alien. She's a mutated human.


You must be fun at parties.


Your mom thought so.
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Garlador
12/17/2009 10:37 AM (UTC)
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While Angela from Spawn IS a smoking hot angel babe...

... gotta go with Aliens. I have a little Cap'n Kirk in me. That and I've been gunning through Mass Effect again and I've totally developed a thing for three-fingered, chicken-legged, gas-mask wearing Tali. It's the hips, gotta be.
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12/17/2009 11:41 AM (UTC)
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Kamionero Wrote:
Dont forget Angela from Spawn! she is a bad-ass warrior angel!

I mean... srsly....

Yep.

For me, this is kind of a no-brainer. I don't see aliens as hot chicks. Aliens are those big monster things with a zillion tentacles who objectify women in a big way.

And after seeing Ghost of Mars, I have no love left for the "Species" actress. Ugh, John Carpenter, you fucked up big on that one.
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12/17/2009 11:52 AM (UTC)
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Youn not giving Angels much of a chace with those pics. But Little Nicky's mom was hot so im going angel. Everyone knows Aliens have STDs.
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12/17/2009 04:59 PM (UTC)
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OptimusGrime Wrote:

Jade isn't an alien. She's a mutated human.


Believe it or not, I'm actually aware of that but I got into a bind looking for the girl I wanted to use. I can't remember her damn name or at least can't spell it properly. She's an actual Green Lantern from another planet. She's not green though. But since I was running out of time and needed another picture I was like "fuck it, close enough and nobody will care." I'd replace the image if somebody can remind me of her name. But, seriously, Jade is Alan Scott's daughter. She has to be included simply for being so damn hot and the offspring of the pimpmaster himself.

8-3 so far in favor of alien women.

A little support for the underdog:







And here's a pic of Uncle Jesse because he's awesome.

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the_shirt_ninja
12/17/2009 06:12 PM (UTC)
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Female Angels, obviously. Alien Women probably have cold vaginas.
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12/17/2009 07:14 PM (UTC)
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OptimusGrime Wrote:
xtactics Wrote:
OptimusGrime Wrote:
TonyTheTiger Wrote:

Exhibit A:





Jade isn't an alien. She's a mutated human.


You must be fun at parties.


Your mom thought so.


I never figured you for a retirement-home kind of guy.
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