It's that time again! Time to put two hotties against each other to see who comes out on top!
Let's recap from years past!
2006: Elf Girls proved hotter than Mermaids:
Are Mermaids Hotter Than Elf Girls?
2007: Catgirls toppled Fairies:
Are Fairies Hotter Than Catgirls?
2008: Vampire Women narrowly defeated Robot Chicks:
Are Robot Chicks Hotter Than Vampire Women?
2009: After a back and forth battle, Female Angels beat Alien Women:
Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?
2010: Demon Chicks claimed victory from Furry Girls:
Are Demon Chicks Hotter Than Furry Girls?
2011: Cyberspace Girls obliterated Ponies:
Are Cyberspace Girls Hotter Than Ponies?
And now...
2012
Are Mutant Women Hotter Than Bunny Girls?

Mutant Women

First off, we have Mutant Women. Mutant Women are totally hot.

Mutant Women are great because they usually have crazy powers. They can do wild things inside your mind or use their power to make time in the bedroom fresh and interesting. The possibilities are endless. If it's a mutant power it's probably good for sex in some way. All it takes is a little imagination. Imagine how sexy it would be to watch a hottie phase right through her clothes! No wasting time fiddling with a bra with this dame, gents!

Exhibit A:



Another thing to consider is that they very often look like ordinary humans. This is a big deal because you can freely venture out in public without raising suspicions or drawing attention. Some people like their privacy, ya know? But, then again, they often look like ordinary humans. That can be boring. After all, why go through the effort to hook up with a mutant chick if she's no different from an average human? Not to mention, depending on her powers, she might be completely crazy to the point of destroying all existence if you so much as piss her off.

Exhibit B:



Then again, not all mutants are made equal. And there are, shall we say...options.

Exhibit C:



Conclusion:

Mutant Women are totally hot. They come in all shapes and sizes and their powers range from the mundane to universe shattering. There's too much variety to cover in depth but suffice to say that it's important to be careful. It's fun to engage in some kink with mutant powers now and then but be aware of the dangers that come with it. Things like telepathy are awesome when used properly but can be horrifying when employed by the forces of evil or just because your main squeeze is a little pissed off. The last thing you need is for your hottie to be giving you a mindjob during a quickie and halfway through your brain starts leaking out of your ears because the bitch remembered that one time you forgot to buy ice for that dinner party she hosted five months ago that you didn't even want to be at but was forced to because, once again, the bitch can melt your brain so it's not like you'll ever be wearing the pants in this relationship.

Bunny Girls

Next up is Bunny Girls. Ok, let's get this out of the way. Bunny Girls are basically Catgirls but just replace the "Cat" part with "Bunny." But you know something? That's not a bad thing. In fact, you know who thinks it's a wonderful thing? This badass motherfucker right here:



Just look at him, staring into your soul daring you to challenge his authority. Hugh Fuckin' Hefner says Bunny Girls are the hottest of hot. And who wants to stand there, look him in the eye, and tell him he's wrong? You go right ahead and tell Hugh Hefner he's wrong about his measure of hotness. Your dick will melt right off your pelvis like some Indiana Jones shit.

Exhibit A:



And you know something? You can crank up the bunny and they're still hot. Go right ahead, dial up the bunny part and there's still no shortage of hotness. It's like magic.

Exhibit B:



Go ahead, up it even more. I dare you. It's obvious Hugh Hefner, otherwise known as God, knows exactly what he's talking about.

Exhibit C:



Of course, there is one teensy tiny detail. You better like carrots. Because, yeah, you're going to be eating them a lot. Not to mention the ears can sometimes get in the way. Expect to be yelling "Hey, sit down" whenever you're trying to watch football and this girl doesn't realize her ears block half the damn TV.

Conclusion:

Bunny Girls are totally hot and totally sanctioned by God. Denying this is tantamount to high sacrilege. Their ears can get in the way and you'll smell like carrots all the damn time but you're going to make up for it with all the sex. You know that saying "go at it like rabbits"? Well, that'll be you. Anywhere, anytime.

Let year 7 begin!