It's that time again! Time to put two hotties against each other to see who comes out on top!
Let's recap from years past!
2006: Elf Girls proved hotter than Mermaids:
Are Mermaids Hotter Than Elf Girls?
2007: Catgirls toppled Fairies:
Are Fairies Hotter Than Catgirls?

2008: Vampire Women narrowly defeated Robot Chicks:
Are Robot Chicks Hotter Than Vampire Women?
2009: After a back and forth battle, Female Angels beat Alien Women:
Are Alien Women Hotter Than Female Angels?
2010: Demon Chicks claimed victory from Furry Girls:
Are Demon Chicks Hotter Than Furry Girls?
2011: Cyberspace Girls obliterated Ponies:
Are Cyberspace Girls Hotter Than Ponies?
2012: Mutant Women rocked Bunny Girls:
Are Mutant Women Hotter Than Bunny Girls?
And now...
2013
Are Monster Girls Hotter Than Human Women?

Monster Girls

First off, we have Monster Girls. Monster Girls are totally hot.

Monster Girls are great for their variety. Big, small, tough, cuddly, they come in all shapes and sizes. You might hook up with a giant marauding monster or a cutie of epic proportions.

Exhibit A:



Just look at her. Look at her, you magnificent bastard. You know that's cuddling fucking overload right there. Fucking Link is a fucking moron. That right there is the right woman. Zelda who? Yeah, that's right. I went there. What are you gonna do about it? Right, nothing. Because you're too busy thinking about wrapping your arms around this cute imp and never letting go. Plus, a lot of Monster Girls are insecure about their appearance which means they'll date you. The bar is low here, guys. Even the most boorish of us will look like Clark Fuckin' Gable to these girls. Oh, and if you haven't noticed, many Monster Girls don't like clothes so that's less work for your lazy ass. That's a hat trick right there. Doesn't wear much, will date you, and is completely adorab...

Exhibit B:



JESUS CHRIST! Go to the next one!

Exhibit C:



There we go. That's more like it! So, yeah, that's kinda the downside of Monster Girls. They're fucking monsters so it's a crapshoot whether you get a cute one or a nightmarish horror. It really comes down to whether or not you're a gamblin' man. You're taking a big risk but you just might hit the jackpot. And that jackpot is so very worth it.

Conclusion:

Monster Girls are totally hot. There is an infinite variety and they range from cute as a button to HOLY SHIT! But maybe that's your thing. If you don't mind sharp teeth, angry temperaments, and life threatening sexual relations, you might be fine. And even if that isn't your style, there are always the adorable ones you want to just snuggle with all night long. So man up, roll the dice, and see if you get cute and cuddly or horrible and dangerous. If you like to live on the edge you can't really lose.



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Human Women

Next up is Human Women. Guess you knew this was coming eventually. Yup, the plain ol' Homo Sapien. A little conventional isn't it? But that doesn't have to be a bad thing. There's something to be said for tradition. And men have at least 200,000 years worth of experience when it comes to hooking up with Human Women so you're not going to be in for any surprises. It's in your genes, man! And let me be the first to say, Human Women have a lot going for them.

Exhibit A:



Yup, that right there is 100% pure Homo Sapien. Now tell me that doesn't fill you with pride. You came from that species. Yes, you! And who's winning the natural selection game? You are! High five, my man! You're at the top of the food chain and let me tell you that is a big fucking chain. And you're at the top of it. Why? Because Homo Fucking Sapiens, that's why. If you had the inclination you could kill everything in the entire fucking forest with a stick and a rock. It'd be all Oregon Trail shit. You killed 3,000,000 lbs. of meat even though you can only carry 100. Fucking dead buffalo littering the ground because they wandered into your path of sexy mayhem. Because that's how Homo Sapiens fucking roll and there ain't a goddamn fucking creature on this planet that's gonna do anything about it. Be proud.

Exhibit B:



Like, OMG. More Homo Sapien. It's fantastic. Hey, you know what? Go outside. There are actual Homo Sapiens out there. I'm not kidding! They're actually really there. You can talk to them. It's a really wonderful thing knowing that Homo Sapiens exist.

Exhibit C:



Of course, you might be sensing a pattern here. Homo Sapiens are...well...kinda boring. They're all over the place. There's no adventure or intrigue. They're just...human. Where's the fun in that? It's like saying your dream car is a Toyota Camry or your favorite food is bread. Think outside the box you simpleminded nincompoop.

Conclusion:

Human Women are totally hot. And they're all over the place. You can meet them and shit. How awesome is that? But the downside is that they're perfectly ordinary. So that's kinda lame. If you prefer Human Women you might not be the most exciting guy in the world. But, ya know what? Tradition has it's place. And maybe you like to uphold tradition. We need men like that. If you have a soft spot for the tried and true, Human Women are perfect for you. But if you fancy yourself adventurous, you'll probably get bored quickly.

Let year 8 begin!