I remember awhile back before MK:DA came out there was a thread on in what ways could DA be a CRAPPY game, and I thought it'd be fun to do a similar thread.

Here are my ideas..

Replace the Dragon King with a two-stage bossfight againt Michael Jackson. zombie Michael Jackson in the first round, ghost Michael Jackson in the second, and if he grabs his crotch, a suprise third round against Molestor Michael! Throughout the fight he taunts you with lines like 'That's just ignorant'.

The sub-boss should be Rosie O'Donnel, whose Fatality will be stripping(ala'Kathy Bates in About Schmidt) which frightens your poor fighter to death(remember Kabal's MK3 Fatality?).

The hero of the game should be George W. Bush and other characters should inlude Liza Manelly, Cartman, Idi Amin and Hillary Clinton.

Konquest mode should be replaced with a virtual farting game and rather than Puzzle Kombat the mini games offered should include Fightin' to the Oldies with Richard Simmons and Mortal Kombat Sing-a-Long with William Hung. Checkmate.

:D Who can better?

(The idea, obviously, is to come up the craziest and/or most idiotic ideas we can think of, and yeah I know I have no life).