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MOlack the Cheap is SO VERY RETARDED!!
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posted02/26/2003 08:03 PM (UTC)by
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Why wud Ed boon make a kharacter SO STUPID? Molack the CHeap looks VERY RETARDED with his cow's tail and his has 3 GOD DAMNED EYES!! nobody has 3 eyes that is so stupid! He is VERY POWERFUL and that is cuz' of his TAIL and his 3 EYES! What is the point? Monkeys DO NOT have TAILS or 3rd EYES!! the whole idea is VERY HOMO.
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 •02/25/2003 03:15 AM (UTC) •
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looks like someone cant beat the sub-boss
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•02/25/2003 03:15 AM (UTC) •
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here we go again ok i hate him with a passion he is the perfect villian wtf am i sayin the heck with him but i aint gonna start spammin so i will complain about him in IM or PM k
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 •02/25/2003 03:30 AM (UTC) •
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I can beat him most of the time with Skullface or Ben Kenobi, but his is STILL TOO POWERFUL!! WHy wud he have a BOWLING BALL on a chain anyway? That is VERY CHEAP way to fight you know. All his does is run around the basement making noises ALOT and that is just ANNOYING! Did you see his Bio in the Krypt? His is a Hobbyist and plays with TOYS! that is just so STUPID!! Monkeys shud be kept in the zoo, not a basement.
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 •02/25/2003 03:33 AM (UTC) •
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you are really good at your stupid act, i will give you that much

dude, enough of the jokes, shape up and act mature
we dont have time for this shit
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•02/25/2003 04:38 AM (UTC) •
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mister_satan666 Wrote:
you are really good at your stupid act, i will give you that much

dude, enough of the jokes, shape up and act mature
we dont have time for this shit


it aint an act he really hates him
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 •02/25/2003 04:50 AM (UTC) •
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wow that was a rant and a half. Hes no trouble to beat you just block his attacks then use a conbo on him and repeat, it gives you a change to practice your combos before you fight quan chi and shang. other than all that you really act like an idiot and im sure everyone has to agree with that
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 •02/25/2003 05:10 AM (UTC) •
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Molack the Cheap is the only MK kharacter ever that CAN'T TALK!!! All his does is makes noise and run around the basement can't you see? HE enchants you w/ his 3RD GOD DAMN EYE so you never see him coming and then "BLAMMO" he hits you in the head w/ his Bowling Ball VERY HARD and that is the CHEAPEST move of ALL TIME!!!! Special moves wont work on him so you have to half a good weapon like Skullface's or the Jedi which are VERY POWERFUL. Jedi can't see and Skullface is a dead spook so the 3rd eye trick wont work on them so they can USUALLY beat Molack; if he didn't have a TAIL they cud always beat him. Someone shud cut it off.
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 •02/25/2003 07:26 AM (UTC) •
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oldschool your an idiot
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 •02/25/2003 11:59 AM (UTC) •
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Yeh, and if you want to relate Scorpion to an existing outside character, have you heard of Marvel's Ghost Rider?
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 •02/26/2003 01:33 AM (UTC) •
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whos ben kenobi?confused and did u watch making of mk? mokap is based off of that guy i forgot his name tho
OldSchool stop bitching and crying no one wants to hear all of your shit ok. So just cry to your mom or something and not to us.
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 •02/26/2003 02:28 AM (UTC) •
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Wreckless Wrote:
oldschool your an idiot


In the case of this thread, I would tend to agree with you.

Moloch is an Oni, look up what one is via Google.com Oldskool, it's taken from Asian mythos.
And where has Kintaro ever spoken before? Add him in to that lot too.
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 •02/26/2003 02:30 AM (UTC) •
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whos ben kenobi? and did u watch making of mk? mokap is based off of that guy i forgot his name tho
No No not Testiclehead (same as Mr. Ping Pong), I'm speaking of Molchy the 3 EYED blue monkey sub-boss. He is a bitch ass.
Jedi is VERY POWERFUL; his push start character is Luke Skywalker. He can throw around with his BIG BRAIN and wears a bandana over his eyes.
Like I wsa saying before though, Testiclehead was the HOMOSEXUAL that the MK team decided to add to the line-up; maybe for political reasons, or maybe to offset the attention from the FAT ALCOHOLIC they put in the game that SHITS HIMSELF ALL THE TIME!!I'm not sure, but Testiclehead is the other hidden character you get when you unlock Hothead after going thru Konquest (also known to some as TrainingDay). his has HUMAN TESTICLES taped to his body and wears spandex. That is SO FUCKING GAY! They didn't even let him do his fatality becuz he would knock his opponent down and choke them to death by TEABAGGING them.
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 •02/26/2003 02:52 AM (UTC) •
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OLDSKOOL31 Wrote:
Neo-Reptile Wrote:
whos ben kenobi? and did u watch making of mk? mokap is based off of that guy i forgot his name tho No No not Testiclehead (same as Mr. Ping Pong), I'm speaking of Molchy the 3 EYED blue monkey sub-boss. He is a bitch ass.
Jedi is VERY POWERFUL; his push start character is Luke Skywalker. He can throw around with his BIG BRAIN and wears a bandana over his eyes.
Like I wsa saying before though, Testiclehead was the HOMOSEXUAL that the MK team decided to add to the line-up; maybe for political reasons, or maybe to offset the attention from the FAT ALCOHOLIC they put in the game that SHITS HIMSELF ALL THE TIME!!I'm not sure, but Testiclehead is the other hidden character you get when you unlock Hothead after going thru Konquest (also known to some as TrainingDay). his has HUMAN TESTICLES taped to his body and wears spandex. That is SO FUCKING GAY! They didn't even let him do his fatality becuz he would knock his opponent down and choke them to death by TEABAGGING them.





Dude,you're not funny.Quit TRYING to be funny.please.
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 •02/26/2003 06:37 AM (UTC) •
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LOL! I enjoy Oldskool's humor! At least he adds some variety to MKDA discussion....everything else is like beating a dead horse as we've heard it twenty times already. The only truly good threads in this section anymore are the high level gameplay ones.
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 •02/26/2003 07:14 AM (UTC) •
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1. oldskool doesn't care whether or not you find him funny, because he all that he needs is to find himself so goddamn funny, which he assuredly does.

2. i actually can't believe i'm even responding to this thread, because i think everyone should realize the utter futility of doing so.
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 •02/26/2003 07:33 AM (UTC) •
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Molchy doesn't care about funny or unfunny;his cud care less about skulls in a post, it just helps him get his way. Molchy is a manipulator.
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 •02/26/2003 08:07 AM (UTC) •
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If you put oldskool and Molchy together what happens, nothing cause Molchy is VERY STUPID and oldskool is kool. I can't believe he has a bowling ball with a chain????? what is that??????
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 •02/26/2003 06:54 PM (UTC) •
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well its a good thing that this "MOlack character doesn't exist
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 •02/26/2003 07:18 PM (UTC) •
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hahaha I'm sorry guys I did find Oldskools childlike ranting quite humerous :D
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 •02/26/2003 08:03 PM (UTC) •
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yeah you say it! This krappy boss is simply not so MK-like (reminds me a bit of this cheap err KillerInstinct1 final boss...)

"Moloch" ...sounds like milk-cow in Swiss-German
(I used to call one this name - no bs!!)



Ban this sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...or better replace him with Kintaro again.
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