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Mortal Kombat Armageddon: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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posted08/10/2009 03:15 PM (UTC)by
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Chances are you've played this game before. If not, it goes like this kinda:

Bob: Will Khameleon be in Armageddon?

Steve: Only if the moo-moo cows say so.

Why doesn't Scorpion have pupils?

Emily: 'Cause he sold them to the Mafia.

If Rain gay?


And so on.

I'll start:


How do Tarkata kiss?
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 •06/20/2006 07:51 PM (UTC) •
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EvanjiAxu Wrote:
Chances are you've played this game before. If not, it goes like this kinda:

Bob: Will Khameleon be in Armageddon?

Steve: Only if the moo-moo cows say so.

Why doesn't Scorpion have pupils?

Emily: 'Cause he sold them to the Mafia.

If Rain gay?


And so on.

I'll start:


How do Tarkata kiss?


why is this thread so stupid!!???
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 •06/20/2006 07:53 PM (UTC) •
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Ermac_rain Wrote:
why is this thread so stupid!!???


Why are you a killjoy?
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

 •06/20/2006 07:53 PM (UTC) •
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1. very carfully
2. give it a chance first....

ok, why does raiden have such creepy eyes
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•06/20/2006 07:55 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's an alien!

Why does Sub-Zero look like Shredder in MKD?
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 •06/20/2006 07:56 PM (UTC) •
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Shao Kahn was bowling for Lin Kuei and he needed a new disguise.
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 •06/20/2006 07:57 PM (UTC) •
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Because Ed Boon was a secret obsession with Teenage Ninja Turtles. :P

Will Scorpion wear a dress? *gets killed by Scorpion fans*
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 •06/20/2006 07:57 PM (UTC) •
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why does kira think she is hot?
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•06/20/2006 08:00 PM (UTC) •
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1. Yes, a pink, frilly one.
2. Because her boobs are ginormous.

Why will Scorpion wear a frilly pink dress?
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 •06/20/2006 08:02 PM (UTC) •
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1. Yes, a pink, frilly one.
2. Because her boobs are ginormous.

Why will Scorpion wear a frilly pink dress?


to remember his wifetongue why Hsu Hao wears his silly gay hat?
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•06/20/2006 08:04 PM (UTC) •
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Don't forget to ask a question AND give an answer.

What was his wife like?
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 •06/20/2006 08:06 PM (UTC) •
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why am i startng to like this threadconfused ?
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•06/20/2006 08:09 PM (UTC) •
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>.>
Because I kick ass.

Am I being full of myself by saying that?
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

 •06/20/2006 08:11 PM (UTC) •
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nah, I've seen worse

why does raiden wear a silly hat?
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 •06/20/2006 08:13 PM (UTC) •
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Ladymage Wrote:
nah, I've seen worse

why does raiden wear a silly hat?


cause he is mentally retarded.

Why does Rain, has a ponytail?
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•06/20/2006 08:18 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's ghey hurhurhur :B

IS Rain gay?
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I am a happy well adjusted emotinally disturbed person, and for some reason all the raiden sprites keep staring at me I mean it tell them to stop, they are scaring me hides

my friend pred gave me this one, and the avvy that goes with it, but I love the ones flameshang and darkryder gave me too, so expect a cycle of these three folks

 •06/20/2006 08:19 PM (UTC) •
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no he's bi

what do the elder gods look like
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 •06/20/2006 08:19 PM (UTC) •
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They look like jello, because Jesus hates kittens. No, not the saviour of humanity Jesus, I'm talking about the mean old guy who hangs out in the library. Y'know the one across the street from the MacDonalds that was closed because a Satanic Cult ressurected an unnameable evil which went on to claim the restaurant until Jesus (the savior version) came and kung fu'd his ass.

Why does Baraka have such pointy teeth?
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 •06/20/2006 08:20 PM (UTC) •
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Because he's ghey hurhurhur :B

IS Rain gay?


don't know tell it to Hsu Haowink

Why everyone thinks milena is sexy?
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•06/20/2006 08:32 PM (UTC) •
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Look at them gazongas.

Why don't I see people making fun of Noob Saibot's name?
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 •06/20/2006 08:35 PM (UTC) •
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Because the joke is getting old.
Should Meat appear in SSB:Brawl?
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•06/20/2006 08:37 PM (UTC) •
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Hells yeah!

Should Zelda appear in MKA?
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 •06/20/2006 08:39 PM (UTC) •
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Yes!
How will the MK cast react when they watch MK:Annihilation?
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 •06/20/2006 08:40 PM (UTC) •
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Yes!
How will the MK cast react when they watch MK:Annihilation?


Shoot themselves.

Y B Rai Cho is sooo fat
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•06/20/2006 08:41 PM (UTC) •
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Hey! Fatasses have feelings too!

Why doesn't Scorpion have pupils?
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