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The Gasman
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posted02/27/2003 04:28 AM (UTC)by
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OLDSKOOL31
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The Gasman has got to be the MOST RETARDED character Ed boon has ever thought of.all his does is barf, fart and shit his pants all over the arena.He looks VERY RETARDED in Drunk Stance and his can eis SO STUPID I just want to braek it in half!! Why wud MK need to put an ALCOHOLIC in the game? it is VERY VERY GROSS to poop in your pants. It is even worse to BARF at someone just so they can slip and break their TAILbones.The Gasman shud wear diapers and be put in rehab.
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 •02/26/2003 11:14 PM (UTC) •
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From the way you talk you sound as if you still wear diapers.
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 •02/26/2003 11:17 PM (UTC) •
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i dont know who this gasman is
must be another rumor

but i'm sure bo rai cho can beat him
since they both have that cool drunken stance, it should be a cool fight
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 •02/26/2003 11:39 PM (UTC) •
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LOL! I forgot, who is his "press start character"?
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 •02/26/2003 11:57 PM (UTC) •
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jgreenwo Wrote:
LOL! I forgot, who is his "press start character"?
His push start charcter is "Mr.Oops I Shit My Pants".

his is sooooo GROSS someone needs to give him a bib and a roll of toilet paper.
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Someone {{EXPLODE}}the rapper

 •02/27/2003 02:23 AM (UTC) •
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I think the worst character by far has got to be the rapper. Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about !!! How fucking gay !!! I think he is just a re-hash of the cop from the previous MK.. THey both have night sticks, they both have guns. Actually I think the rapper is just the cop coming back with a very very good tan. I think they should use the cop's fatality and tie the two of them together with dynamite and >> EXPLODE << them!!! DO they think they can fool us by bringing the cop back except this time with a little more flava !?!?!?!
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 •02/27/2003 02:31 AM (UTC) •
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ugh
its like trmk.org and gamefaqs banned all their idiots and sent them to us and rang the bell and ran away
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Someone {{EXPLODE}}the rapper

 •02/27/2003 02:32 AM (UTC) •
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In fact I guess the rapper and the gasman could get together and cut a demo. The gasman could be the human beat box with all his burping and farting and the cop could make a cameo apparence during thier video and tie them up as they rap about how "The Man" is trying to keep them down. And did you ever notcie how tall the rapper is ? If his record "Blows up" and is as "phat" as he thinks it is maybe he could get a movie deal, and do a movie like Kazam !! Then he could rape and kill the pajama chick and pay for a high powered attorney and get off scott free. The cop being white can help him do it but because he is white he can blame it on some other black guy and get away scott free too because he is white and a cop. And the gasman ? Well because he is poor and only owned a party store he will not be able to afford a lawyer and he will fry. THE END.
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•02/27/2003 02:40 AM (UTC) •
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LMAO here we go round 2 fight


i hate him as well all we need is some fat @$$ gay guy coming into mortal kombat we dont need MR. $hi* pants in a MK game all he does is vomit and pretend to be drunk i will agree with yall on this one i hate him worse than i hate liu kang
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 •02/27/2003 02:41 AM (UTC) •
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Mr. OOps I shit myself needs to check into BettyFord and clean himself up. his is a smelly mess and shud never have entered a tournament of champions. His only specials he pukes on the ground and coils one up on the floor. Why does he Drink so much? Supposedly he trained Kung Fu and Liu Kang? Bullshit. his too DRUNK to wake up before noon to train squat. all he cud train anyone to do is become ALCOHOLIC and FAT.
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 •02/27/2003 03:01 AM (UTC) •
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Well I still think the rapper is the dumbest but after him I would agree that the gasman is VERY VERY dumb. What does he do during the day ? Own a resturant ? I wonder what he would call it ? Methane Palace ? I wonder which dinner special he is throwing up ? Maybe General Tso's curry kung po chicken lo mein with a side of Hung Shui Gai ? The next time I fight him I should ask if I can get a deal on the Szechuan Tai Chen Shrimp.
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 •02/27/2003 03:10 AM (UTC) •
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i wanna see bo rai cho and jax fight the rapper and the gasman

jax uses the tonfas and so does the rapper, it will be a cool fight

and gasman and bo rai cho sound almost the same, except bo rai cho is cool

who do you think will win?
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 •02/27/2003 03:22 AM (UTC) •
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Mister Satan, don't use character names...they might get confused. God its a video game, quit bitching about it. And don't expect people to take you serious when you make George W Bush look smart.

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 •02/27/2003 03:53 AM (UTC) •
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Well MR Alice 29 two for fifty !! You are so smart please do not flame me as I am not a flamer. I am sure you are a good flamer though. Probably the biggest flamer of all time....
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 •02/27/2003 04:28 AM (UTC) •
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billybob40 Wrote:
Well MR Alice 29 two for fifty !! You are so smart please do not flame me as I am not a flamer. I am sure you are a good flamer though. Probably the biggest flamer of all time....




Im willing to bet that you are the biggest loser of all time.As it was said before,its a game,get over it.
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