Best Movie of All Time: Robo Geisha
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posted03/04/2011 01:37 PM (UTC)by
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http://www.spike.com/video-clips/4fjd6a/cinemassacre-cinemassacre-robo-geisha

Hands down this has to be seen to be believed. I stumbled across this through google when I was checking out the Robocop statue news... and I almost forgot to post this... but thanks to the AVGN guy I got reminded.

This movie has a robot geisha who has gattling tits, armpit blades, shrimp blades that get stuck into some poor schmucks eye, detachable upper torso, a tank lower torso and legs later for the robogeisha who has to battle a giant robotic pagoda that smashes buildings that bleed and who rockets off from Mount Fuji while barfing.


Japanese are fucking nuts. The whole movie is one giant ride of WHAT THE FUCK moments. Apparently from the same people who made Tokyo Gore Police. If I remember correctly that one features a samurai armor-clad tokyo police chief who propelled himself forward through blood pressure into the air after having his legs chopped off.

Words fail me....





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03/04/2011 12:52 PM (UTC)
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If you liked that you may also like Tetsuo: The Iron Man and Killer Lampshade. The former deals with the zany escapades of a metal manipulating psycho, while the latter is about a demonic painting of a cat. There not as over the top as Noboru Iguchi's work, but there still decently weird.
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03/04/2011 01:37 PM (UTC)
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StatueofLiberty Wrote:
is about a demonic painting of a cat.


Awesome. I have a cat painting in my house. This is fate.
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