Before I tell you my sad but hilarious (you kinda had to be there) story, take into consideration the following: I'm fourteen years old but already six foot two inches, I suck at skating but just don't seem to have a voice in my head that tells me when to quit- I think it's called a conscious- I will take any dare/ stunt people dish out to me.

Now, since you know how obviously moronic I am, here's how it goes. I'm spending the night at my friends house who is a serious skater and has rails, grind boxes, etc. and most of all, a five and a half foot tall half-pipe in his back yard. One cloudy sunday morning your dear and stupid Redline decides not to go to church, and instead, to finish recording the ending blooper scenes (featuring me, myself, and I) for his music video (featuring me on lead guitar, vocals, and the eleven minute solo, written by me!) so pretty much I do all the music aside from some drum beats that I made up with a program. The whole video features some random skating clips me and my friends filmed around our town, lots of fire, and a little bit of our own CKY style footage. Anyways, the next morning after we've done all the hard stuff I decide to try and acid drop into the half pipe from on top of the rail about 2 feet back from the edge. For those of you who don't know what an acid drop is, it is where you hold your board high, and then jump up as high as you can (and try to do something to make it look cool) then put the board underneath you before you start rolling down the ramp. Well, I did a little Irish Leprechaun heel click because I like making people laugh with my unique stupidity but when I put the board underneath my feet I started to turn and I flipped and broke my leg and ankle... Take it from me, don't skate if your tall, gravity is TOTALLY against you!