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Cant get more awks
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posted07/08/2012 07:00 AM (UTC)by
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Name the most awkward situation you can think of

The next person has to think of something even more awkward than that

Let see the most awkward situations we can come up with

Lets me begin

A jehovahs witness approaches you while your walking down the sidewalk trying to give you a brochure or someshit, you dont wanna be rude but you dont wanna be walking around with a Jehovah's witness pamphlet or someshit
awks

btw this happened recently to me so thats why i thought of it

This should be really easy to top
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Thanks redman for the sig!

 •07/07/2012 05:47 AM (UTC) •
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You murdered a mans family and are found guilty. Months later you are released for some unknown technicality.
You are grocery shopping with your girlfriend andc casually tell her how lucky you are to be free after killing some losers family. As you finish speaking you realize hes your cashier and he heard everything.



Awwwwwkward
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redman
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 •07/07/2012 06:03 AM (UTC) •
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16bit and F0xy's handshake = awk
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•07/07/2012 08:01 AM (UTC) •
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Going to your friends house for the first time and walking into their parents room. Real awks.
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 •07/07/2012 08:44 AM (UTC) •
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Habing trouble with your Johnson in that critical sexy time moment.

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 •07/07/2012 09:18 AM (UTC) •
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Finding out in the middle of really awesome sex that you're related to your partner... And your partner's watching you cheat on them with their mother... And your partner's father just walked in with his boyfriend from work, assuming nobody would be home at the time.
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 •07/07/2012 09:42 AM (UTC) •
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6 years-old. You run around the house, letting out hyper-energy when you accidently hit your head on the sharp corner of an object. Your forehead starts bleeding, you rush to your parents' room, barge in and catch them having an intercourse.
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•07/07/2012 11:29 AM (UTC) •
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Caught wanking.
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 •07/07/2012 11:35 AM (UTC) •
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dick stuck in a merry go round
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 •07/07/2012 11:52 AM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
dick stuck in a merry go round


What!?
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 •07/07/2012 12:11 PM (UTC) •
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Sitting in a car with people who are highly respected; you receive a text message while this sound is still your ringtone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3rYnkcHBEI&feature;=youtu.be

There is silence for 5 seconds :P
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 •07/07/2012 12:12 PM (UTC) •
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redman Wrote:
16bit and F0xy's handshake = awk


It was only awkward because of their positions though, they get along fine as far as I know.

Btw, F0xy's so tiny. Looks so fragile. grin
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 •07/07/2012 12:18 PM (UTC) •
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Nephrite Wrote:
redman Wrote:
16bit and F0xy's handshake = awk


It was only awkward because of their positions though, they get along fine as far as I know.

Btw, F0xy's so tiny. Looks so fragile. grin


It was funny, though. and yeah, lol.
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Thanks redman for the sig!

 •07/07/2012 01:26 PM (UTC) •
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Having anal sex and getting pooped on. O_o
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Get that ass BANNED

•07/07/2012 01:32 PM (UTC) •
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ErmackDaddy Wrote:
Having anal sex and getting pooped on. O_o

In goes penis, out comes this
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 •07/07/2012 01:41 PM (UTC) •
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You go to a mall café to read a book to pass time and buy pricey coffee only to notice that they're setting up a tv talk show around you. EEEEK!
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 •07/07/2012 03:42 PM (UTC) •
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going to a cafe that serves hot coffee in the back
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 •07/07/2012 04:00 PM (UTC) •
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You walk in on your mother making your little brother.
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 •07/07/2012 07:19 PM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
dick stuck in a merry go round


This made me laugh so fucking hard.
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 •07/07/2012 08:52 PM (UTC) •
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Oh it wasn't MY dick.
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 •07/07/2012 09:58 PM (UTC) •
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Public speaker has heart attack while speaking

Slip and fall off the stage during graduation

Burglars break into your room while you're spanking your willy
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Get that ass BANNED

•07/08/2012 05:53 AM (UTC) •
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NS922 Wrote:
Burglars break into your room while you're spanking your willy

Then offer to help.
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 •07/08/2012 06:21 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
NS922 Wrote:
Burglars break into your room while you're spanking your willy

Then offer to help.


Fantasy fulfilled?
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 •07/08/2012 07:00 AM (UTC) •
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So my manager asked the new girl at work if she wanted to come over and eat some steak and hang out...she said yes. The next day she bailed on those plans and took me out to eat for my birthday. The next day he comes up behind and pats me on the back and asked how my birthday was.
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