So who here remembers liking Captain N: The Game Master or any of those old Nintendo shows for that matter? If you do, then good news. Captain N (the first two seasons at least) is coming to DVD. The third season (those crappy 15 minute episodes paired with Super Mario World) won't be included because technically it's a different series altogether. But I thought this would be a good time to reflect on how delightfully retarded Captain N was. I actually have a few episodes on tape that I recorded way back in the day. For the most part though I was a Mario junkie so the vast majority of my old tapes are filled with the three Mario series.

As a matter of fact, I remember watching Super Mario World and even at 7 or 8 years old I wanted to kick Oogtar in the balls. That show sucked. Sure, all the Nintendo cartoons technically sucked but there's a threshold for suckiness. Most people would consider Captain N's rendition of Megaman to be total suckiness but what else is better than a short, chubby, green man with a froggy voice who wears pajamas and has the princess read him bedtime stories? It's so retarded it's brilliant.

Plus there's an extra bonus: