Catwoman was reviewed yesterday
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posted07/26/2004 06:25 PM (UTC)by
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06/03/2004 10:46 PM (UTC)
I heard on the radio this morning that Catwoman was reviewed by 17 reviewers and all reviews came back bad. One stated that the movie stunk worse than a used litter box and another stated that this movie will END careers.
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07/22/2004 04:02 PM (UTC)
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Greenroom Wrote:
another stated that this movie will END careers.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!! wow LOL! End carrers!!! DAMN!

Well, I'll give it a chance. But not before a see Bourne Supremacy about 8 times! grin



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07/22/2004 04:05 PM (UTC)
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I can't blame them, that leather suit and whip looks like a Man's worst friend in the hands of a kinky woman.
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07/22/2004 04:10 PM (UTC)
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reviews are absolute shit.

i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.
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07/22/2004 04:11 PM (UTC)
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ghostdragon Wrote:

Greenroom Wrote:
another stated that this movie will END careers.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!! LOL! End carrers!!! DAMN!

Well, I'll give it a chance. But not before a see Bourne Supremacy about 8 times!






Bourne Supremacy got GREAT reviews.
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07/22/2004 04:13 PM (UTC)
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noob_sareena Wrote:
reviews are absolute shit.

i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.


Please Please Please go see it ASAP and then come back here and let us know how it really is. Please be objective and not make it sound better than it is. Like someone did for Whitechicks. Which IMO was cute but not good. The Wayans Bros have done better and that movie was below Wayans quality.
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07/22/2004 04:13 PM (UTC)
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noob_sareena Wrote:
reviews are absolute shit.

i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.


Yo! I agree with that. If some critics pan it then I gotta see for my self. But when EVERYONE says it's shit, then I gotta think about it some more. grin



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07/22/2004 04:15 PM (UTC)
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Greenroom Wrote:

noob_sareena Wrote:
reviews are absolute shit.

i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.

Please Please Please go see it ASAP and then come back here and let us know how it really is. Please be objective and not make it sound better than it is. Like someone did for Whitechicks. Which IMO was cute but not good. The Wayans Bros have done better and that movie was below Wayans quality.


I'll post my review of Bourne Supremacy after I see it tomorrow. But I gotta read the books as well.



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07/22/2004 04:18 PM (UTC)
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there is always people that will like it. Take MK:A for example, some actually liked it. Hard to believe imo, but hey, that's their taste.

As for me, I know that I won't like Catwoman. Maybe my little sister will.
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07/26/2004 12:46 AM (UTC)
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I dont care what ppl say, how can u go wrong, watching her work in the hot tight leather, oww!
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ShingoEX
07/26/2004 12:48 AM (UTC)
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With Hellboy, I thought DC was on track to start making good comic movies again, but this sets them right back to where they were right after Batman & Robin...
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07/26/2004 01:19 AM (UTC)
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Lets hope that the next Batman will bring it back up...
ShingoEX Wrote:
With Hellboy, I thought DC was on track to start making good comic movies again, but this sets them right back to where they were right after Batman & Robin...

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07/26/2004 01:21 AM (UTC)
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After seeing the new "Batmobile", I'm not counting on it...
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07/26/2004 01:27 AM (UTC)
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HAHAHA!!! I guess DC's main objective was to make a Hot-Looking catwoman so that people would pay to see Halle berry in hot poses, 2 words: THEY FAILED. Oh yeah, and have you guys played the game? The graphics are great but the gameplay and controls are the worst ever.

P.S. Hey, did you guys know halle berry got her name from a candle? I found it at a Dollar general store!! Funny as shit!! LOLgrin
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DMitch
07/26/2004 02:07 AM (UTC)
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I heard that the movie was total crap. Lol I remember seeing the preview of it two months ago and even back then, I thought that it looked gay. And if you wanna see Halle Barry in a tight leather suit, just watch the preview over and over again.
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07/26/2004 02:11 AM (UTC)
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I knew this movie was gonna bomb the minute I saw the preview of it. it looked fuckin terrible.

I think its stupid that the movie doesn't even take place in the batman universe. they don't even use Catwoman's real name in the movie (selina kyle) and the movie doesn't even take place in gothum city. not to mention that the actual Cat Suit looks pretty stupid.

I'd take Michelle Phifer's Catwoman over Hallie Berry's Catwoman ANYDAY.
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The_Cold_Kombatant
07/26/2004 03:32 AM (UTC)
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Why not just see Halle Berry get fucked in Monster's Ball?

Only reason I own it on DVD.
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ShingoEX
07/26/2004 03:36 AM (UTC)
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...because Billy Bob's raisin ass keeps getting in the way.
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07/26/2004 04:46 AM (UTC)
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ShingoEX Wrote:
With Hellboy, I thought DC was on track to start making good comic movies again, but this sets them right back to where they were right after Batman & Robin...


I never knew DC stood for "Dark Horse Comics wink

LOL, just messing with ya, pal grin

As for what you said about the new Batmobile, I'm totally with ya. What makes no sense whatsoever is what such a "modern" interpretation of the car is doing in a "Year One" movie like that one.
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07/26/2004 05:22 AM (UTC)
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noob sareena, I'm glad that you're making such a sacrafice for all of us, and seeing this shit movie. Don't bother giving me a review, I already know...It Sucked The BIGGEST COCK IN THE UNIVERESE! (and i haven't even seen it yet wow)
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JagerX2k
07/26/2004 06:30 AM (UTC)
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i'm glad crapwoman flopped.maybe wb will reconsider the green lantern comedy movie.
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07/26/2004 08:33 AM (UTC)
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I've never been more grateful in my life for anything as much as this: I saw it thanks to a free pass.

Holy shit, it was awful.

Any Marvel fans who were pissed (and rightfully so) that Halle turned down the role of Storm for X-Men 3 can sit back and light a cigar.

The near-flop that was Gothika was bad enough, but after this, her career might be in some serious jeopardy.

She wanted a bigger role, she got it. Too bad it was in such a horrible movie.

I'm not going to list all the problems DC comic fans are going to have with this. If I did, I would still be typing three hours from now.

Suffice it to say that this is the worst comic-to-movie adaptation I've ever seen. It goes right up there with Batman & Robin, surpassing it only because I thought Chris O' Donnel did a decent Robin, for what it was worth.

All this movie is is T&A, predictable, cheesy plot twists, and half-decent fight scenes and SFX that pale in comparison to certain other recent movies, namingly Spider-Man 2 and Hellboy. It just feels like it should have come out in 1998.

The score is awful and irritating.

As for the acting, I'll say that Halle tries, but when everyone else just seems to be half zoned-out and disinterested (and who can blame them? We've seen them all before done from every angle; the comedic and witty best friend, the strained [and apparently retarded] love interest, the drug/beauty cream mogul - yeah, you heard that right) the whole supporting cast being nothing more than filler in between boob shots, it's just not enough. By the way, all attempts at sexiness are really put off by the fact that the costume is, as I'm sure you've noticed, RIDICULOUSLY STUPID. Sharon Stone is the only remotely sexy thing in this film, and that's a stretch.

Neither is Berry's performance, really. Try though she does, she just seems waaaaay too casual about dying and being turned into a superheroine, like it's something that happens every week.

In conclusion, I would rather watch Mortal Kombat Annhilation twice, followed by Super Mario Bros. The Movie and Double Dragon.

For the love of Zombie Jesus, save your goddamned money and go rent something more worthwhile, like german cowboy porno, or a movie you already own.

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07/26/2004 05:37 PM (UTC)
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Shadaloo Wrote:

Any Marvel fans who were pissed (and rightfully so) that Halle turned down the role of Storm for X-Men 3 can sit back and light a cigar.



I know she was pissed she didn't get that much screen time in X:2 and one of her conditions was just that for X:3, but you make it sound like she couldn't film the third X-Men movie 'cause she was gonna be too busy filming this shitty flick. The last I heard (and I may be incorrect) is that filming hasn't even BEGUN, so I really doubt that the contract situations are final.
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Blade-Tsung
07/26/2004 05:53 PM (UTC)
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She sucks.

She won the Oscar for fucking a white guy basically, tho I admit that movie OWNED, Billy Bob carried a lot of that movie.

Since her Oscar win she has made some shitty movies, and even before.

Are they still making a Bond spin-off for her, Jinx??? God I hope not.

Gimmie her body and titties in Swordfish, and XMen, you can keep the rest.
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07/26/2004 06:25 PM (UTC)
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You're correct that the filming has not yet begun on X-3, but I heard last that she has already turned down the role.
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