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posted07/26/2004 06:25 PM (UTC)byAbout Me
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I heard on the radio this morning that Catwoman was reviewed by 17 reviewers and all reviews came back bad. One stated that the movie stunk worse than a used litter box and another stated that this movie will END careers.


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Greenroom Wrote: another stated that this movie will END careers. |
WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!
Well, I'll give it a chance. But not before a see Bourne Supremacy about 8 times!

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I can't blame them, that leather suit and whip looks like a Man's worst friend in the hands of a kinky woman.
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reviews are absolute shit.
i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.
i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement.
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ghostdragon Wrote: Greenroom Wrote: another stated that this movie will END careers. WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!! LOL! End carrers!!! DAMN! Well, I'll give it a chance. But not before a see Bourne Supremacy about 8 times! |
Bourne Supremacy got GREAT reviews.
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noob_sareena Wrote: reviews are absolute shit. i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement. |
Please Please Please go see it ASAP and then come back here and let us know how it really is. Please be objective and not make it sound better than it is. Like someone did for Whitechicks. Which IMO was cute but not good. The Wayans Bros have done better and that movie was below Wayans quality.


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noob_sareena Wrote: reviews are absolute shit. i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement. |
Yo! I agree with that. If some critics pan it then I gotta see for my self. But when EVERYONE says it's shit, then I gotta think about it some more.



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Greenroom Wrote: noob_sareena Wrote: reviews are absolute shit. i prefer going by self preferences, im still going to watch the movie and get the game, because i thinkt hey're both going to be good! big deal, some reviewers did'nt like it, that wont cloud my judgement. Please Please Please go see it ASAP and then come back here and let us know how it really is. Please be objective and not make it sound better than it is. Like someone did for Whitechicks. Which IMO was cute but not good. The Wayans Bros have done better and that movie was below Wayans quality. |
I'll post my review of Bourne Supremacy after I see it tomorrow. But I gotta read the books as well.



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I dont care what ppl say, how can u go wrong, watching her work in the hot tight leather, oww!
Lets hope that the next Batman will bring it back up...
ShingoEX Wrote: With Hellboy, I thought DC was on track to start making good comic movies again, but this sets them right back to where they were right after Batman & Robin... |


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HAHAHA!!! I guess DC's main objective was to make a Hot-Looking catwoman so that people would pay to see Halle berry in hot poses, 2 words: THEY FAILED. Oh yeah, and have you guys played the game? The graphics are great but the gameplay and controls are the worst ever.
P.S. Hey, did you guys know halle berry got her name from a candle? I found it at a Dollar general store!! Funny as shit!! LOL
P.S. Hey, did you guys know halle berry got her name from a candle? I found it at a Dollar general store!! Funny as shit!! LOL
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I knew this movie was gonna bomb the minute I saw the preview of it. it looked fuckin terrible.
I think its stupid that the movie doesn't even take place in the batman universe. they don't even use Catwoman's real name in the movie (selina kyle) and the movie doesn't even take place in gothum city. not to mention that the actual Cat Suit looks pretty stupid.
I'd take Michelle Phifer's Catwoman over Hallie Berry's Catwoman ANYDAY.
I think its stupid that the movie doesn't even take place in the batman universe. they don't even use Catwoman's real name in the movie (selina kyle) and the movie doesn't even take place in gothum city. not to mention that the actual Cat Suit looks pretty stupid.
I'd take Michelle Phifer's Catwoman over Hallie Berry's Catwoman ANYDAY.

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Why not just see Halle Berry get fucked in Monster's Ball?
Only reason I own it on DVD.
Only reason I own it on DVD.
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ShingoEX Wrote: With Hellboy, I thought DC was on track to start making good comic movies again, but this sets them right back to where they were right after Batman & Robin... |
I never knew DC stood for "Dark Horse Comics
LOL, just messing with ya, pal
As for what you said about the new Batmobile, I'm totally with ya. What makes no sense whatsoever is what such a "modern" interpretation of the car is doing in a "Year One" movie like that one.


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noob sareena, I'm glad that you're making such a sacrafice for all of us, and seeing this shit movie. Don't bother giving me a review, I already know...It Sucked The BIGGEST COCK IN THE UNIVERESE! (and i haven't even seen it yet
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I've never been more grateful in my life for anything as much as this: I saw it thanks to a free pass.
Holy shit, it was awful.
Any Marvel fans who were pissed (and rightfully so) that Halle turned down the role of Storm for X-Men 3 can sit back and light a cigar.
The near-flop that was Gothika was bad enough, but after this, her career might be in some serious jeopardy.
She wanted a bigger role, she got it. Too bad it was in such a horrible movie.
I'm not going to list all the problems DC comic fans are going to have with this. If I did, I would still be typing three hours from now.
Suffice it to say that this is the worst comic-to-movie adaptation I've ever seen. It goes right up there with Batman & Robin, surpassing it only because I thought Chris O' Donnel did a decent Robin, for what it was worth.
All this movie is is T&A, predictable, cheesy plot twists, and half-decent fight scenes and SFX that pale in comparison to certain other recent movies, namingly Spider-Man 2 and Hellboy. It just feels like it should have come out in 1998.
The score is awful and irritating.
As for the acting, I'll say that Halle tries, but when everyone else just seems to be half zoned-out and disinterested (and who can blame them? We've seen them all before done from every angle; the comedic and witty best friend, the strained [and apparently retarded] love interest, the drug/beauty cream mogul - yeah, you heard that right) the whole supporting cast being nothing more than filler in between boob shots, it's just not enough. By the way, all attempts at sexiness are really put off by the fact that the costume is, as I'm sure you've noticed, RIDICULOUSLY STUPID. Sharon Stone is the only remotely sexy thing in this film, and that's a stretch.
Neither is Berry's performance, really. Try though she does, she just seems waaaaay too casual about dying and being turned into a superheroine, like it's something that happens every week.
In conclusion, I would rather watch Mortal Kombat Annhilation twice, followed by Super Mario Bros. The Movie and Double Dragon.
For the love of Zombie Jesus, save your goddamned money and go rent something more worthwhile, like german cowboy porno, or a movie you already own.
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Holy shit, it was awful.
Any Marvel fans who were pissed (and rightfully so) that Halle turned down the role of Storm for X-Men 3 can sit back and light a cigar.
The near-flop that was Gothika was bad enough, but after this, her career might be in some serious jeopardy.
She wanted a bigger role, she got it. Too bad it was in such a horrible movie.
I'm not going to list all the problems DC comic fans are going to have with this. If I did, I would still be typing three hours from now.
Suffice it to say that this is the worst comic-to-movie adaptation I've ever seen. It goes right up there with Batman & Robin, surpassing it only because I thought Chris O' Donnel did a decent Robin, for what it was worth.
All this movie is is T&A, predictable, cheesy plot twists, and half-decent fight scenes and SFX that pale in comparison to certain other recent movies, namingly Spider-Man 2 and Hellboy. It just feels like it should have come out in 1998.
The score is awful and irritating.
As for the acting, I'll say that Halle tries, but when everyone else just seems to be half zoned-out and disinterested (and who can blame them? We've seen them all before done from every angle; the comedic and witty best friend, the strained [and apparently retarded] love interest, the drug/beauty cream mogul - yeah, you heard that right) the whole supporting cast being nothing more than filler in between boob shots, it's just not enough. By the way, all attempts at sexiness are really put off by the fact that the costume is, as I'm sure you've noticed, RIDICULOUSLY STUPID. Sharon Stone is the only remotely sexy thing in this film, and that's a stretch.
Neither is Berry's performance, really. Try though she does, she just seems waaaaay too casual about dying and being turned into a superheroine, like it's something that happens every week.
In conclusion, I would rather watch Mortal Kombat Annhilation twice, followed by Super Mario Bros. The Movie and Double Dragon.
For the love of Zombie Jesus, save your goddamned money and go rent something more worthwhile, like german cowboy porno, or a movie you already own.
Shadaloo's rating on a scale of 1-10: 2
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Shadaloo Wrote: Any Marvel fans who were pissed (and rightfully so) that Halle turned down the role of Storm for X-Men 3 can sit back and light a cigar. |
I know she was pissed she didn't get that much screen time in X:2 and one of her conditions was just that for X:3, but you make it sound like she couldn't film the third X-Men movie 'cause she was gonna be too busy filming this shitty flick. The last I heard (and I may be incorrect) is that filming hasn't even BEGUN, so I really doubt that the contract situations are final.
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She sucks.
She won the Oscar for fucking a white guy basically, tho I admit that movie OWNED, Billy Bob carried a lot of that movie.
Since her Oscar win she has made some shitty movies, and even before.
Are they still making a Bond spin-off for her, Jinx??? God I hope not.
Gimmie her body and titties in Swordfish, and XMen, you can keep the rest.
She won the Oscar for fucking a white guy basically, tho I admit that movie OWNED, Billy Bob carried a lot of that movie.
Since her Oscar win she has made some shitty movies, and even before.
Are they still making a Bond spin-off for her, Jinx??? God I hope not.
Gimmie her body and titties in Swordfish, and XMen, you can keep the rest.
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