Celebrities You Have Dreamed About Maulling (If Ya Know What I Mean)
Celebrities You Have Dreamed About Maulling (If Ya Know What I Mean)
EDIT: To avoid possible and unwanted mess, I slightly changed the title. Anyhoo, I'm bored, and I'm sure this thread won't last too long, but it's fun and it's funny, so I'm doin' it (pun totally intended).
Sexiness just isn't what it used to be, imo. Nowadays most people who are viewed as sexy wear more plastic than groceries. That's why I always enjoy seeing a real sweet momma or hot stud, 'cause they don't come that often.
When it comes to the hottest of the hot, they tend to infiltrate my brain and give me birthday presents while I'm away in Dream Land. It's not like I ask them to, but I sure don't complain.
Anyhoo, I love making lists of stuff, so I took the liberty of making a list of people (obviously famous people) who've made me wish I had the ability to dream at will.
DUDES
1. Mark Wahlberg
2. Franky G
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Wilmer Valderrama
6. Robin Shou
7. Allen Payne
8. Michael Symon
9. Laz Alonso
10. Anderson Cooper
CHICKS
1. Sofia Vergara
2. Roselyn Sanchez
3. Olivia Munn
4. Eva Mendes
5. Meagan Good
6. Zoe Saldaña
7. Olivia Olson
8. Shakira
9. Jessica Alba
10. Milan Kunis
HONORALBE DAY DREAMS
1. Dane Cook
2. Ian Anthony Dale
3. Buck Angel
4. Gabrielle Union
5. Golden Brooks
6. Michael Jail White
7. Bai Ling
Sexiness just isn't what it used to be, imo. Nowadays most people who are viewed as sexy wear more plastic than groceries. That's why I always enjoy seeing a real sweet momma or hot stud, 'cause they don't come that often.
When it comes to the hottest of the hot, they tend to infiltrate my brain and give me birthday presents while I'm away in Dream Land. It's not like I ask them to, but I sure don't complain.
Anyhoo, I love making lists of stuff, so I took the liberty of making a list of people (obviously famous people) who've made me wish I had the ability to dream at will.
DUDES
1. Mark Wahlberg
2. Franky G
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Wilmer Valderrama
6. Robin Shou
7. Allen Payne
8. Michael Symon
9. Laz Alonso
10. Anderson Cooper
CHICKS
1. Sofia Vergara
2. Roselyn Sanchez
3. Olivia Munn
4. Eva Mendes
5. Meagan Good
6. Zoe Saldaña
7. Olivia Olson
8. Shakira
9. Jessica Alba
10. Milan Kunis
HONORALBE DAY DREAMS
1. Dane Cook
2. Ian Anthony Dale
3. Buck Angel
4. Gabrielle Union
5. Golden Brooks
6. Michael Jail White
7. Bai Ling


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Inb4 lock
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said


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Oh see I thought you meant celebrities you wanted to see mauled by a wild animal. Well here's some celebs I'd like to maul.
Zooey Deschanel
Amber Heard
Kat Dennings
That's it I guess. I could've swore I had more. I will probably add more when I remember more.
Zooey Deschanel
Amber Heard
Kat Dennings
That's it I guess. I could've swore I had more. I will probably add more when I remember more.


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Michelle Rodriguez
Zoe Saldana
Mila Kunis
Rochelle Aytes
Milla Jovovich
I always had a thing for badass chicks lol. I just love Michelle Rodriguez.
Zoe Saldana
Mila Kunis
Rochelle Aytes
Milla Jovovich
I always had a thing for badass chicks lol. I just love Michelle Rodriguez.
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.


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mkwhopper Wrote:
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
mkwhopper Wrote:
Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira. Nuff said
Asa Akira. Nuff said
mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira
Asa Akira
MFW

I'm gonna nail Olivia Munn please and thank you. You all probably have heard about this once or twice.


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Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Michelle has always entered my brain xD.



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I've a few....
LL Cool J
Niall (Bressie) Breslin
Duncan James
David Boreanaz
Liam Hemsworth
Lenny Kravtiz
Ben Cohen (English Rugby Player)
Jeremy Piven
Chris Evans (and his brother Scott, PHWOAR!)
Liam Neeson
Nick Lachay
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy
Steve Jones (welsh TV presenter)
Ollie Murs
Jamie Redknapp
Gerard Butler
Danell Levya
Louis Smith
I'm sure there's more I can't think of at the moment. Evidently, that's a long enough list lol
LL Cool J
Niall (Bressie) Breslin
Duncan James
David Boreanaz
Liam Hemsworth
Lenny Kravtiz
Ben Cohen (English Rugby Player)
Jeremy Piven
Chris Evans (and his brother Scott, PHWOAR!)
Liam Neeson
Nick Lachay
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy
Steve Jones (welsh TV presenter)
Ollie Murs
Jamie Redknapp
Gerard Butler
Danell Levya
Louis Smith
I'm sure there's more I can't think of at the moment. Evidently, that's a long enough list lol


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annilation Wrote:
Michelle has always entered my brain xD.

Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Michelle has always entered my brain xD.

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Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?
As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.
Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
Actually, I'm cool with either of the two.
For those who have dreampt about freakin' the famous, I await their list, but for those who haven't, a simple "Who I'd Like to Bone" would certainly suffice.


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Totally though this was going to be a different type of thread when I clicked on it.
Anyway my five current faves would be
Keira Knightly
Natalie Portman
Milla Kunis
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry
Anyway my five current faves would be
Keira Knightly
Natalie Portman
Milla Kunis
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry


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Jakob Dylan and Ryan Bingham....and Zoeey Deschannel


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Jensen Ackles
Kellan Lutz
Andy Garfield
Colin Farrell
Kellan Lutz
Andy Garfield
Colin Farrell


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Even after reading the real meaning to this thread, I still thought you meant mauling as in beating the shit out of them.
Well, I got like 1.
Kate Beckinsale.
Well, I got like 1.
Kate Beckinsale.
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Even after reading the real meaning to this thread, I still thought you meant mauling as in beating the shit out of them.
Well, I got like 1.
Kate Beckinsale.
Even after reading the real meaning to this thread, I still thought you meant mauling as in beating the shit out of them.
Well, I got like 1.
Kate Beckinsale.
lol So many people have thought that.
It makes me want to make an actual thread about celebrities we want to beat the shit out of.


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Top 10
10. Sophia Bush
9. Blake Lively
8. Natalie Portman
7. Penelope Cruz
6. Anne Hatheway
5. Eva Mendes
4. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Candace Bailey
2. Rachel Bilson
1. Minka Kelly
Honorable mention: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Velvet Sky, Jessica Chobot, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Lopez and Zhang Ziyi.
10. Sophia Bush
9. Blake Lively
8. Natalie Portman
7. Penelope Cruz
6. Anne Hatheway
5. Eva Mendes
4. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Candace Bailey
2. Rachel Bilson
1. Minka Kelly
Honorable mention: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Velvet Sky, Jessica Chobot, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Lopez and Zhang Ziyi.
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I thought this thread was about celebrities we would like to painfully kill
A great opportunity missed
A great opportunity missed


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Oh yeah, one other:
Cindy Crawford
I don't know what kind of devil's bargain that woman made in her youth, but she's 46 and she looks hotter than most women half her age. Literally.
Cindy Crawford
I don't know what kind of devil's bargain that woman made in her youth, but she's 46 and she looks hotter than most women half her age. Literally.


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1. elisha cuthbert
2. alicia silverstone
3. jessica alba
4. kelly hu
5. shakira
6. kristin kreuk
7. shannon elizabeth
8. kate beckinsale
9. stacy keibler
10. velvet sky
that's my list.
2. alicia silverstone
3. jessica alba
4. kelly hu
5. shakira
6. kristin kreuk
7. shannon elizabeth
8. kate beckinsale
9. stacy keibler
10. velvet sky
that's my list.


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Amber Heard
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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joseph gordon-levitt


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Chris Hemsworth.
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