Celebrities You Have Dreamed About Maulling (If Ya Know What I Mean)
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posted08/25/2012 12:15 AM (UTC)by
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EDIT: To avoid possible and unwanted mess, I slightly changed the title. Anyhoo, I'm bored, and I'm sure this thread won't last too long, but it's fun and it's funny, so I'm doin' it (pun totally intended).

Sexiness just isn't what it used to be, imo. Nowadays most people who are viewed as sexy wear more plastic than groceries. That's why I always enjoy seeing a real sweet momma or hot stud, 'cause they don't come that often.

When it comes to the hottest of the hot, they tend to infiltrate my brain and give me birthday presents while I'm away in Dream Land. It's not like I ask them to, but I sure don't complain. grin

Anyhoo, I love making lists of stuff, so I took the liberty of making a list of people (obviously famous people) who've made me wish I had the ability to dream at will.

DUDES
1. Mark Wahlberg
2. Franky G
3. Shia LaBeouf
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Wilmer Valderrama
6. Robin Shou
7. Allen Payne
8. Michael Symon
9. Laz Alonso
10. Anderson Cooper

CHICKS
1. Sofia Vergara
2. Roselyn Sanchez
3. Olivia Munn
4. Eva Mendes
5. Meagan Good
6. Zoe Saldaña
7. Olivia Olson
8. Shakira
9. Jessica Alba
10. Milan Kunis

HONORALBE DAY DREAMS
1. Dane Cook
2. Ian Anthony Dale
3. Buck Angel
4. Gabrielle Union
5. Golden Brooks
6. Michael Jail White
7. Bai Ling
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mkwhopper
08/22/2012 06:13 AM (UTC)
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Inb4 lock
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said
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KungLaodoesntsuck
08/22/2012 01:34 PM (UTC)
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Oh see I thought you meant celebrities you wanted to see mauled by a wild animal. Well here's some celebs I'd like to maul.

Zooey Deschanel
Amber Heard
Kat Dennings

That's it I guess. I could've swore I had more. I will probably add more when I remember more.
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08/22/2012 02:00 PM (UTC)
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In no particular order.

- Chris Evans
- Jensen Ackles
- Channing Tatum
- Adam Lavine
- William Levi
- Ryan Gosling
- Joel McHale
- Ryan Lochte(even though he is such a douche.. )
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08/22/2012 04:36 PM (UTC)
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Michelle Rodriguez
Zoe Saldana
Mila Kunis
Rochelle Aytes
Milla Jovovich

I always had a thing for badass chicks lol. I just love Michelle Rodriguez.
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08/22/2012 04:55 PM (UTC)
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Rihanna
Mayra Leal
Callie Thorne
Melina Perez
Yaya Han
Kayane
Marie Claude Bourbonnais

I'll stop there.
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Zentile
08/22/2012 05:08 PM (UTC)
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Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?

As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.

Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.
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08/22/2012 05:11 PM (UTC)
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mkwhopper Wrote:
Anyways, Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said


mkwhopper Wrote:
Melanie Iglesias, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said


mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok.
Nuff said


mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira. Nuff said


mkwhopper Wrote:
Asa Akira


MFW



I'm gonna nail Olivia Munn please and thank you. You all probably have heard about this once or twice.
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

08/22/2012 05:18 PM (UTC)
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Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?

As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.

Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.

Michelle has always entered my brain xD.

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NoobSaibot5
08/22/2012 05:41 PM (UTC)
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I've a few....

LL Cool J
Niall (Bressie) Breslin
Duncan James
David Boreanaz
Liam Hemsworth
Lenny Kravtiz
Ben Cohen (English Rugby Player)
Jeremy Piven
Chris Evans (and his brother Scott, PHWOAR!)
Liam Neeson
Nick Lachay
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy
Steve Jones (welsh TV presenter)
Ollie Murs
Jamie Redknapp
Gerard Butler
Danell Levya
Louis Smith


I'm sure there's more I can't think of at the moment. Evidently, that's a long enough list lol
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08/22/2012 05:58 PM (UTC)
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annilation Wrote:
Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?

As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.

Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.

Michelle has always entered my brain xD.



Still Like as Mishima Rodriguez?

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08/22/2012 07:30 PM (UTC)
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Zentile Wrote:
Is it just me or has everyone completely dodged the point of the thread?

As I understand it, you're supposed to list celebs you've DREAMT of, not celebrities you'd like to have sex with it.

Personally I haven't really done any celebs in dreams, that I can recall. I had a date with Robin from How I met your Mother, once. Her boobs were way bigger.


Actually, I'm cool with either of the two.

For those who have dreampt about freakin' the famous, I await their list, but for those who haven't, a simple "Who I'd Like to Bone" would certainly suffice.
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08/22/2012 09:14 PM (UTC)
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Totally though this was going to be a different type of thread when I clicked on it.

Anyway my five current faves would be

Keira Knightly
Natalie Portman
Milla Kunis
Sofia Vergara
Katy Perry
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travelingwilbury
08/23/2012 04:25 AM (UTC)
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Jakob Dylan and Ryan Bingham....and Zoeey Deschannel
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08/23/2012 07:25 AM (UTC)
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Jensen Ackles
Kellan Lutz
Andy Garfield
Colin Farrell
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08/23/2012 07:53 AM (UTC)
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Even after reading the real meaning to this thread, I still thought you meant mauling as in beating the shit out of them.

Well, I got like 1.

Kate Beckinsale.
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08/23/2012 08:23 AM (UTC)
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Celebrity or not, Jessica Nigri.

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08/23/2012 01:26 PM (UTC)
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Murcielago Wrote:
Even after reading the real meaning to this thread, I still thought you meant mauling as in beating the shit out of them.

Well, I got like 1.

Kate Beckinsale.


lol So many people have thought that.

It makes me want to make an actual thread about celebrities we want to beat the shit out of.
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08/23/2012 01:32 PM (UTC)
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Top 10

10. Sophia Bush
9. Blake Lively
8. Natalie Portman
7. Penelope Cruz
6. Anne Hatheway
5. Eva Mendes
4. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Candace Bailey
2. Rachel Bilson
1. Minka Kelly

Honorable mention: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Velvet Sky, Jessica Chobot, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Lopez and Zhang Ziyi.



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08/23/2012 07:14 PM (UTC)
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I thought this thread was about celebrities we would like to painfully kill

A great opportunity missed
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08/23/2012 07:54 PM (UTC)
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Oh yeah, one other:

Cindy Crawford

I don't know what kind of devil's bargain that woman made in her youth, but she's 46 and she looks hotter than most women half her age. Literally.
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08/24/2012 02:10 AM (UTC)
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1. elisha cuthbert
2. alicia silverstone
3. jessica alba
4. kelly hu
5. shakira
6. kristin kreuk
7. shannon elizabeth
8. kate beckinsale
9. stacy keibler
10. velvet sky

that's my list. tongue
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08/24/2012 03:47 AM (UTC)
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Amber Heard
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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08/24/2012 04:29 AM (UTC)
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joseph gordon-levitt
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08/24/2012 08:56 PM (UTC)
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Chris Hemsworth.

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