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Funniest Spam Titles!
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posted07/28/2004 12:43 PM (UTC)by
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NovaStarr
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Hehe, well every now and then I get adventurous and glance at the e-mail titles that fall into my spam box. Some of the titles are pretty hilarious. This is the topic to post the funniest spam titles that you've seen. Here is a funny one that I saw recently:

'Penis broken? This will fix it.'
(I'm female btw [3~)
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Alpha_Q_Up
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 •07/27/2004 04:46 AM (UTC) •
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"Funniest Spam Titles!"
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The_Cold_Kombatant
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 •07/27/2004 05:01 AM (UTC) •
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"Is your wife's vagina getting enough air?"
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MKSECRETS
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 •07/27/2004 05:16 AM (UTC) •
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"Steal MKO Passwords!!!!"


Really.
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Olympic_Hero
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 •07/27/2004 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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"Wanna commit suicide? WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW! (Click Here)"
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Cyborg_wolf
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 •07/27/2004 01:05 PM (UTC) •
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Enlarge your pen1s!
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Hyuga
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 •07/27/2004 01:09 PM (UTC) •
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"Psst... Your girlfriend told me you have a small cock"
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danadbab
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Hello

•07/27/2004 01:17 PM (UTC) •
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livestock_lovin...adlt 0r1ented
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Sub-ZeroMasta
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 •07/27/2004 02:00 PM (UTC) •
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::BEH:un:g4HER:: says:

::SAT:ISF:YH:ER::WI:TH:A:NE:W:PE:N:IS::
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noob_sareena
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"Goddamn the torpedoes.
It's time to run away with the sideshow.
Full speed, right ahead.
Don't stop, you can sleep when you're dead."
 •07/27/2004 02:09 PM (UTC) •
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"hello, would you like to try out a used penis pump?"

(0_o) was my thought at that moment...
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Siduu101
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 •07/27/2004 03:47 PM (UTC) •
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Why baby why? I'll give you a million dollars if you stay with my!
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takermk
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 •07/27/2004 04:18 PM (UTC) •
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"It looks like you may have a small penis! We can help you!"

This message actually appeared in my e-mail, and I laughed at it, because it was pathetically wrong.
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The_Cold_Kombatant
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 •07/27/2004 04:43 PM (UTC) •
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"How many people hate The_Cold_Kombatant?"
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Raining_Smoke
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 •07/27/2004 04:45 PM (UTC) •
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The_Cold_Kombatant Wrote:
"How many people hate The_Cold_Kombatant?"


Haha, good one.
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SubScorpTile
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 •07/27/2004 06:06 PM (UTC) •
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Alpha_Q_Up Wrote:
"Funniest Spam Titles!"


rofl, I was going to do the same thing.
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jamheads41
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 •07/27/2004 06:18 PM (UTC) •
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"would you like to lick my monkeys' ass for free?

I think it was that hacker dude that used to stalk me until I changed my password.
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Cyborg_wolf
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 •07/27/2004 06:20 PM (UTC) •
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From "Curch dating"
Christian singles romance awaits you.

From "Expansive"
Have fuller and firmer breast. (I'm a guy...)

From "DirectDaily"
Help your child read faster and understand more. (I'm 15...)

From "shredder"
For safety and security, a shredder is a must have! O_o

From "christian one low bill"
Eliminate financial payment the christian way! O_o

None of these are fake...
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genitalvazquez
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 •07/27/2004 06:35 PM (UTC) •
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"great new baggage" hottopic
IM A FUCKING DUDE
"new emo stuff" yucky!
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krackerjack
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 •07/27/2004 08:23 PM (UTC) •
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Cyborg_wolf Wrote:
From "DirectDaily"
Help your child read faster and understand more. (I'm 15...)


My cusion was 15 when that happened to him sad
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Thamuz
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 •07/28/2004 03:40 AM (UTC) •
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Used Jockstraps 9$ at Play it Again Sports
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Prince_Abdul
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 •07/28/2004 11:57 AM (UTC) •
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'Enlarge Ur penis & Ur breasts'.

What makes it funny is that I'm not a shemale. (But I still ordered it).



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MrSchpfmut
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 •07/28/2004 12:43 PM (UTC) •
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Heh, just got this one today...

SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Forced to taste her own behind!
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