Torchia Wrote: Pest 'em here. There once was a man named Dave, Who found an old whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, But think of the money he'd save!

HAHAHA

I kno a good one in spanish... may help your soft and hard C pronunciation:

Carola Cacini Quiere un Caramelo
Coco le ofrece el suyo...
CUIDADO CAROLA CACINI!!!
el caramelo que te quere dar Coco
es de CARNE

1.Your mother and I were shelling peas,she opened her legs and showned me cheeze.
your mother and I were behind a rock,I gave her one hard dick and thunder cracked.

There once was a man from Peru,
Who fell asleep in his canoe,
While dreaming of Venus,
He lashed out his penis,
And woke up witha a hand full of goo.

Pretty, isn't it.

I met a girl who filled me with joy,
When she said she would be my sex toy.
But she opened her thighs,
And to my surprise,
It turned out the girl was a boy.

Guys, keep it cool. Try being softer with the content and not be as immature as Siduu101 and his post.

there once was a lass named lassy
she loved me and loved me
she gave me kisses and i gave her herpes and
i said hahaha you fuckin prostute

i was once in love witha lady
she cooked me cabbage and gravy
it smelled really good but tasted like shit
so i kicked her in her fookin shins
and got me a shamrock shake at micky d's

RedScorpio Wrote: Guys, keep it cool. Try being softer with the content and not be as immature as Siduu101 and his post.

that limerick sucked

Siduu101 Wrote: 1.Your mother and I were shelling peas,she opened her legs and showned me cheeze. your mother and I were behind a rock,I gave her one hard dick and thunder cracked.

rofl, that is pretty hilarious, the thunder cracked part cuz its supposed to rhyme

There were once Siamese twin tarts
Who suffered from vaginal farts
But it caused them no worry
In a sexual flurry
By tone, one could tell them apart.