Getting to the little 'playa' in all of us...
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posted03/12/2004 09:24 PM (UTC)by
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NeoScorpion
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In this weeks lesson is 'cockblockin'...

should it be penalized? should it be ignored? Or should you make it so they have to surgically remove your Tims from that dude's ass...?

Share your woe's, I'm listening...
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Scorpio_Death
03/11/2004 11:37 PM (UTC)
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plse tell me this is a joke

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plse tell me this is a joke

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What was the purpose of the pic? You didn't have to post that, right?
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Scorpio_Death
03/11/2004 11:53 PM (UTC)
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RedScorpio Wrote:
scorpio_death Wrote:


plse tell me this is a joke

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What was the purpose of the pic? You didn't have to post that, right?


um..wut pic wink. lol ok i took it off srry bout that

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03/12/2004 12:03 AM (UTC)
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Ask him:


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03/12/2004 12:20 AM (UTC)
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NeoScorpion Wrote:
In this weeks lesson is 'cockblockin'...

should it be penalized? should it be ignored? Or should you make it so they have to surgically remove your Tims from that dude's ass...?

Share your woe's, I'm listening...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! grin

Look, here's the deal!! Whatever the means(legal) you see fit to use against another dude to holla at the girl he's speakin to, if you wanna holla at her, then you better come up with something diabolical to gain that opportunity. Hell, girls do the dame thing, just in a different manner than guys. It's the ones who get 'blocked' who sometimes complain about... WHOA!! wow wow Wait a minute! "Share your woe's, I'm listening..."?

Seems somewhat interesting that out of the bule such a complex and sometimes 'personal' subject such as this finds it's way to the General Discussion board, since they non-too frequently grace all us with an apperance.

Now I'm just giving my opinion on the subject, but... do YOU care to share any woe's that you may have? Hummmmmmmmmm? See, now I'm a bit curious and plus I wanna hear a good story! wink

C'mon dude let's hear about it! We're all here for you! LOL!!!! grin

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The_Cold_Kombatant
03/12/2004 12:24 AM (UTC)
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Heres what I do...

Usually I walk up to the dude whos talking to the girl and shoot him in the back of the head right in front of her. Usually, The chick will be shocked and amazed at your hardcore badassness and she will proceed to go down on you right then and there.

Works like a charm.
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NeedlesKane
03/12/2004 12:39 AM (UTC)
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I have one question since I do not understand a word of this? Are you guys wiggers or real black guys? lol
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Blade-Tsung
03/12/2004 12:44 AM (UTC)
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needleskane Wrote:
I have one question since I do not understand a word of this? Are you guys wiggers or real black guys? lol


Are you really in Van Halen? OK then..


Cock Blockers suck. Worst kinda dude there is. Why on Earth would you put yourself in front of a dude tryin to holla? It should be a serious crime, it is come to think of it. I HATE cock blockers, that's all I can say really.
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foahchon
03/12/2004 12:46 AM (UTC)
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"Cockblocking" I guess is one when one "playa" stops another "playa" from "getting any." Juvenile, no?
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Hyuga
03/12/2004 12:54 AM (UTC)
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Cockblocking is okay if it's your little sister, but that's it.
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03/12/2004 01:06 AM (UTC)
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Hyuga Wrote:
Cockblocking is okay if it's your little sister, but that's it.


NO Hyuga! It's not 'just' okay!! When it's your sister, it's your brotherly DUTY! You take a oath to 'cockblock' any all who wants to holla at your sister when mo fo's start coming around! That's why I keep a slightly blunt-edged sword close whenever I feel the need to do my duty. tongue

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03/12/2004 01:14 AM (UTC)
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blade-tsung Wrote:

needleskane Wrote:
I have one question since I do not understand a word of this? Are you guys wiggers or real black guys? lol

Are you really in Van Halen? OK then..


Cock Blockers suck. Worst kinda dude there is. Why on Earth would you put yourself in front of a dude tryin to holla? It should be a serious crime, it is come to think of it. I HATE cock blockers, that's all I can say really.


Uh huh! *skeptical look on my face*

Hmmmmmmm..... Okay Blade!!! What would you do if you saw some jack@$$ trying to get with...... hmmmmmmmm..... let's see.... Stacey Kiebler! Then the man decides to take a trip to the W.C.! What would you do?

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Hyuga
03/12/2004 01:18 AM (UTC)
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That's right! I don't play that shit! I keep it real!

Wait. I don't have a sister.
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Hyuga Wrote:
Cockblocking is okay if it's your little sister, but that's it.

NO Hyuga! It's not 'just' okay!! When it's your sister, it's your brotherly DUTY! You take a oath to 'cockblock' any all who wants to holla at your sister when mo fo's start coming around! That's why I keep a slightly blunt-edged sword close whenever I feel the need to do my duty.

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03/12/2004 01:18 AM (UTC)
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Really? I have been prostituting my sister for years... jk. No really I don't think it's a brotherly duty.
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Hyuga Wrote:
Cockblocking is okay if it's your little sister, but that's it.

NO Hyuga! It's not 'just' okay!! When it's your sister, it's your brotherly DUTY! You take a oath to 'cockblock' any all who wants to holla at your sister when mo fo's start coming around! That's why I keep a slightly blunt-edged sword close whenever I feel the need to do my duty.

I'm Ghost!

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Blade-Tsung
03/12/2004 01:20 AM (UTC)
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ghostdragon Wrote:
Hmmmmmmm..... Okay Blade!!! What would you do if you saw some jack@$$ trying to get with...... hmmmmmmmm..... let's see.... Stacey Kiebler! Then the man decides to take a trip to the W.C.! What would you do?

I'm Ghost!

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You know, it's funny cause I was going to say something about that, and you're right, if I saw some dude hitting on her, I'd probably slip him a mickey...then slip her a mickey...and by 'slip her a mickey' I mean bone her.. wink

Ok, aside from her, Britney, Shannon, and maybe 20 other famous hot chics...no other cock blocking is legal.. lol
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03/12/2004 01:38 AM (UTC)
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Well wait, what if a real scumbag who probably has an STD is hitting on a female friend of yours? Then isn't it your duty as a friend to cockblock then?
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Hyuga
03/12/2004 01:41 AM (UTC)
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Oh yeah. Fo' Sho'.
xcarnagex Wrote:
Well wait, what if a real scumbag who probably has an STD is hitting on a female friend of yours? Then isn't it your duty as a friend to cockblock then?

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03/12/2004 01:46 AM (UTC)
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xcarnagex Wrote:
Well wait, what if a real scumbag who probably has an STD is hitting on a female friend of yours? Then isn't it your duty as a friend to cockblock then?


*sharpening sword in overprotective psychotic frenzy while listening to Cypress Hill's "How I Can Just Kill A Man"*

YEAH! Exactly!

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03/12/2004 02:18 AM (UTC)
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blade-tsung Wrote:

needleskane Wrote:
I have one question since I do not understand a word of this? Are you guys wiggers or real black guys? lol

Are you really in Van Halen? OK then...


r u really Huggy bear? am I really hotlinking is not allowed? does it matter? we're all human beings. lets not label each other. tsk tsk.
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The_Cold_Kombatant
03/12/2004 03:18 AM (UTC)
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Stacy Keibler has ugly feet.
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NeoScorpion
03/12/2004 08:45 PM (UTC)
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LOL, man that ghst guy takes it all to hard... I'm thinking of how some asshole gets in your way... see me, I do like this... I'm talkin to some girl about i dunno mildew, then some obviously overconfident prick decides to start talkin to her, I just calmly look at him, then shift back to her, then if she says nothing to him then I step in and say, "THIS is a Taco, Burrito conversation.... NACHOS!" then the fool squirms away with his tail in between his legs...


Hyuga Wrote:
That's right! I don't play that shit! I keep it real!

Wait. I don't have a sister.


tut-tut Hyuga, keepin' it real can go wrong... it can even lead you to getting caught wankin' it in your grandmothers bathroom ...Granny don't!
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03/12/2004 09:03 PM (UTC)
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When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong!! grin

Yeah! That's what you get when you step to a 10th Degree black belt!!! And what was so funny about that (at least to me)is the guy used absolutely no martial arts at all when he beat the hell out of Dave. That powerbomb he gave him was hillarious along with the array of quick short chops. OMG!!!! grin

Hmmmmmmmm... we could use a Chappelle's Show thread to add to the levity around here.

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03/12/2004 09:24 PM (UTC)
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ghostdragon Wrote:
When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong!!

Yeah! That's what you get when you step to a 10th Degree black belt!!! And what was so funny about that (at least to me)is the guy used absolutely no martial arts at all when he beat the hell out of Dave. That powerbomb he gave him was hillarious along with the array of quick short chops. OMG!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm... we could use a Chappelle's Show thread to add to the levity around here.

I'm Ghost!

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the way you try to explain stuff make me sad...sad
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