Sure wasn't me.

Jessicaa Aalbaa listens to jungle. Thaat's funny to me.

Threaadjack'd.

So I went to this wedding last night, ok. So like, one of my best friend's got married and the bride had a bunch of super-hot female guests and all my pals and I kept checking out their tight asses and firm boobs. Anways, after the ceremony we went to the party and like, EVERYBODY got mad drunk. I must've had about 10-15 tequila shots and a couple vodka tonics. There must've been some 400-500 guests, most of 'em were some old farts that I'd never seen before nor do I think that I'll ever see again. The best man (another one of my best friends) got totally wasted, but unlike everybody else, he got wasted before midnight and puked his guts out in the bathroom. I sorta hit on this chick that I've nailed a few times in the past but nothing happened 'cause I didn't feel like making the extra effort of renting a hotel room, buying some condoms, telling her how much I enjoy her ass, etc. We all got fucking pissed when the hotel staff turned on the lights and shut off the music at like, 2 a.m. So all of us simply got in our cars and went to the same damn bar we go to every damn Saturday night where everybody sees the same damn people.

Yeah.

It was hot and juicy.

Hot AND Juicy?!?!

Oh yeah, it was the shizzo monizzo.

So.....what did it feel like?

Umm.....lemme think....Oh!! I got it!!....like warm apple pie....

How warm?

I dunno, I was wasted dude.

Was it more than one chick?

Umm...Yeah!!! It was a PARTY! Tell me little bro, what happens every time I...not you..but I go to a party?

What?

*Sigh*(Thinks in his head what a stupid fuck his brother is) every dude in the house get's to have a threesome with two hotties.

So is that why you invited our sister?

How'd ya know bout that?

I saw your friend jake bangin her ass through the bathroom window.

How do you know it was sis?

The window was open so I jumped up the tree and wideo-taped it.

Where's the video-tape now?

Well, umm....Some kind of white spray sqirted at the screen and I fell, jake looked out the window and saw me, he said he was gonna kick my ass if I told anyone but sis said forget about him.

Why didn't you tell me about this before?

Tell you what?

*Sighs* THAT MY BEST FRIEND WAS BANGING OUR SISTER IN THE BATHROOM WHILE YOU VIDEO-TAPED IT!!!!

Umm....oh yeah.

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