Lets Talk About Sex, Baby
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posted06/18/2012 12:52 AM (UTC)by
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Bam! Here it is. Talk about all that shit. I'll start. *clears throat*


I'm just gonna be open about this right now. I'm a virgin (in the traditional sense). If you have to guess as to why I had to specify, get a clue.

Anyway, I'm learning a lot (on a more personal level). It's been confirmed that the size of my penis has almost no bearing on my relationships.

One girl knows my situation and still likes me/wants me badly. Awesome. The other girl felt my flaccid member on her buns last night and we still have plans to go to the beach next week. I guess she knows there's more to be felt when I'm full on throbbing. Awesome!

Maybe it was all gravy since I had her in her underwear in the bed. I decided I wanted to play with the merchandise, so to speak. It was incredible!

I spent a good amount of time playin with her clit. She writhed around and I almost blew a load knowing how much pleasure she was receiving.

I'd like to think I'm a true lover when just knowing I'm giving pleasure gives me pleasure. Either way, I won't be pushing for sex. Whenever she's ready, I'm ready. In the meantime, just being intimate in any capacity is enough.
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ZeroSymbolic7188
06/17/2012 10:40 PM (UTC)
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Your doing fine bro, but I'd be careful with this one. Mods freak out over sexual topics on most sites.
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06/17/2012 10:50 PM (UTC)
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ZeroSymbolic7188 Wrote:
Your doing fine bro, but I'd be careful with this one. Mods freak out over sexual topics on most sites.


Oy, mate! Now you know why I didn't go to Mulligan's last night. >:)

Sorry I didn't just tell you. I seriously got caught up in what was happening.
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Zmoke
06/17/2012 10:50 PM (UTC)
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Sex is Swedish meaning six. Would you like to talk about the number six?Other than that, I love the site www.penisland.net!
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06/17/2012 11:02 PM (UTC)
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Zmoke Wrote:
Sex is Swedish meaning six. Would you like to talk about the number six?Other than that, I love the site www.penisland.net!


Lmao
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Get that ass BANNED

06/17/2012 11:11 PM (UTC)
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You and me baby ain't nothing' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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UNdiscovered
06/17/2012 11:29 PM (UTC)
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oh yea

uuugh

uuuuuughhh

awwww

AHHHHHH
AHHHHHH

my dick! you bitch give me my dick back!
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06/17/2012 11:34 PM (UTC)
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so I don't have much to add to this thread, I'm rather virginial in this aspect, but I felt it was worth mentioning...
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06/17/2012 11:42 PM (UTC)
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If it's got a pussy, mah dick's gon be pushy.-Cletus the bum
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06/17/2012 11:53 PM (UTC)
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Can you guys post anything more substantial?
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Get that ass BANNED

06/18/2012 12:23 AM (UTC)
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I'm a virgin so I can't really talk about anything I've experienced. If you don't want me to post anything comical, I'll come back here when I've become a man.
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Zmoke
06/18/2012 12:31 AM (UTC)
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Well I can't post my penis here for obvious reasons but I'd like to inform you that the best room for sex is the Finnish heritage, sauna, when hawt.
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maximus12
06/18/2012 12:32 AM (UTC)
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I'm not a virgin although I would've liked not to have sex with the girl I did. I was drunk it wasn't my proudest moment.

Now I'm just in it to date girls and not just date for sex.

That's my input.
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06/18/2012 12:36 AM (UTC)
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I'd contribute something with more substance if I had a more specific thing to talk about. Sex can be a pretty vast subject. What would you like to know?
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06/18/2012 12:41 AM (UTC)
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Idk. I posted my latest experience. I'd just like it to be an all-purpose thread.

Advice, personal experience, etc.
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mkwhopper
06/18/2012 12:42 AM (UTC)
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Surprised someone made a Sex talk thread
Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
Tight Asian pussy
glasses
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Ninja_Mime
06/18/2012 12:52 AM (UTC)
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Yeah, please do keep in mind that this is an all-ages forum. There's room for mature discussion, but going into graphic detail isn't at all appropriate. I'm going to have to close this.

Titties.
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