There once was a thread about limericks
which seemed like a big hokey gimick
and though it hardly rhymed
I'm running out of time
so I'll make up a word called flimerick.

AussieNinja Wrote: Post your funny limericks here. Good for a laugh!! and my favourite There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it ahh geez that cracks me up!

Lol i never knew that one i always hear it on TV too. but they always just say the first line of it then someone cuts them off and i always wanted to know what they were saying. so i thank you for telling me what the whole thing was.

wikedklown00 Wrote: AussieNinja Wrote: Post your funny limericks here. Good for a laugh!! and my favourite There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it ahh geez that cracks me up! Lol i never knew that one i always hear it on TV too. but they always just say the first line of it then someone cuts them off and i always wanted to know what they were saying. so i thank you for telling me what the whole thing was.

Same here, never heard it in its entirety.

Here's one I wrote that was inspired by a 30 second song called Madam's Apple by the punk band One Hit Wonder. It's about a guy who picks up a chick that...well, you'll find out soon enough.

I met a girl who filled me with joy,
For she said she would be my sex toy,
But she took off her dress,
And to my great distress,
It turned out the girl was a boy.

DanteThePoetic Wrote: There once was a thread about limericks which seemed like a big hokey gimick and though it hardly rhymed I'm running out of time so I'll make up a word called flimerick.

Nice one, Dante

Very nice so far... How bout this one?

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

EDIT: I thought people wouldn't get it, so I'll post an old one. There once was man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true.

ok this thread is kinda lame so i'll make sum stupid thing up about this lil Motherfu*ker named paul wills

there once was a boy whose not quite tall
whose penis was sumting quite small
the girlies all laugh
when they see he's missing half
his name was paul

*shadow* Wrote: ok this thread is kinda lame so i'll make sum stupid thing up about this lil Motherfu*ker named paul wills

So you say it is lame, yet you still post your own?
Hmm that is quite strange, and just a fraction from being hypocritical!

I don't think it is lame (even if i am the thread creator). It's just like the joke threads and any other comical thread. It is for pure amusement for that laugh that you need during the day.

I find most of them quite funny and have a good ol' laugh at them. I guess that is my sense of humour. You don't have to like it, nor do you have to have the same sense of humour.

There are many many worse threads than this, and i wouldn't even class this as being one of my bad ones. I like it and hope that more limericks get posted.

chill dude dont take so much offense to things, im sure theres is worse things than your thread but i havent bothered to look at them, so im sorry if i offended you