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Michael Jordan vs. Batman in a game of Basketball, who wins?
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posted07/10/2011 12:46 AM (UTC)by
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SubMan799
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Michael Jordan is at his absolute best for this match.

Batman can't use any of his gadgets and must play by the rules (no vigilantism, "BBall player this game deserves not the one it needs" crap.)

-First one to twenty one wins
-Must win by two
-Half Court
-Lines are out
-Marvin the Martian is the referee
-They are playing in a neutral court

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player who has ever lived. Batman is Batman. So who wins?

Personally, I'd have to say Batman would win. Yeah Michael Jordan is the greatest ever, and he's basketball royalty and yada yada yada. Thing is, Batman is Batman, therefore he cannot lose.

What say you? His royal airness or the defender of the night?
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 •07/04/2011 01:45 AM (UTC) •
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Batman would start out losing badly, however being the dark knight would be able to discover all of Jordan's basketball weaknesses and eventually Batman wins the game.
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redman
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 •07/04/2011 01:49 AM (UTC) •
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Even though Michael is one of my favorite basketball players ever, I'd still say Batman wins. Although in a Dunk contest, ehhhhhhhh.
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 •07/04/2011 03:02 AM (UTC) •
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 •07/04/2011 03:05 AM (UTC) •
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Michael Jordan hands down.
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 •07/04/2011 03:30 AM (UTC) •
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Michael Jordan hands down.


Let's not be rash. Take into account that Batman cannot lose. Therefore he cannot lose in a game of basketball, even to MJ
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 •07/04/2011 05:33 AM (UTC) •
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Considering Batman's physical strength is equal, if not more, to the most well-trained Olympians on the planet with regards to skills, stamina, and strength, and considering the guy's probably ridiculously strong, he would definitely put up a challenge against MJ.
However, where Batman's the jack of all trades, he's not a master of basketball like Jordan, who may not be on par with Batman regarding strength, but has endurance, speed, and a height, exactly what one needs to play basketball well. He is an expert in his field.
Batman could definitely win, and most probably wouldn't, but it wouldn't be a shut-out. Michael Jordan would put up a heck of a fight, and possibly dominate for a time.
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 •07/04/2011 05:45 AM (UTC) •
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The game would go on forever because not one person could win by two.
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ShoeUnited
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/04/2011 09:57 AM (UTC) •
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Batman knows how to dribble while wearing a cape and cowl.



More proof Batman loves basketball.



He played Superman in basketball.



Batman making a three pointer.

And of course:






So, as you can see by this rare footage, Batman would overwhelm Michael Jordan in a game to 21 by 187 points.
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 •07/04/2011 10:05 AM (UTC) •
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SubMan799 Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
Michael Jordan hands down.


Let's not be rash. Take into account that Batman cannot lose. Therefore he cannot lose in a game of basketball, even to MJ


Haha then what's the point in this thread when we already know the outcome?wink
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 •07/04/2011 10:22 AM (UTC) •
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Depends on prep time, dumb asses.
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

 •07/04/2011 10:47 AM (UTC) •
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Batman has already played basketball. Therefore, he has had all the prep he will ever require, ever.
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 •07/04/2011 11:38 AM (UTC) •
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So then who would win a Winning contest, Batman or Charlie Sheen?
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 •07/04/2011 11:52 AM (UTC) •
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Who would win fight between Batman and Duke Nukem?

Why Duke of course.

"but TP Batman would win durrrr"

I know

"then why did you say Duke?"

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!
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Big_Speck
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 •07/04/2011 03:41 PM (UTC) •
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Batman's lost plenty of fights before.

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 •07/04/2011 06:03 PM (UTC) •
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Big_Speck Wrote:
Batman's lost plenty of fights before.



Than he comes back and kicks their asses. Therefore he wins.
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 •07/04/2011 06:39 PM (UTC) •
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OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!
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 •07/04/2011 06:44 PM (UTC) •
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I'm pretty sure Deadpool would somehow find a way to beat both of them without playing - and then proceed to eat chimmichangas before killing the chef because he saw it in Once Upon A Time In Mexico and makes a witty comment about how Johnny Depp is a little beotch before he goes.

True story.
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FlamingTP
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 •07/04/2011 07:33 PM (UTC) •
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dont forget the part where he force feeds vegetarians meatloaf.
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 •07/04/2011 10:30 PM (UTC) •
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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Depends on prep time, dumb asses.


lawl

Batman has never heard of MJ and MJ has never heard of Batman. Zero prep time
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 •07/05/2011 01:27 AM (UTC) •
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Batman sucks and is dumb and would get totally trounced by Zorro.

MJ was in Space Jam.

MJ wins.
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Zmoke
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 •07/05/2011 01:42 AM (UTC) •
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The answer is simple: taking into account that Michael Jordan is the world's best basketball player thus no one is better than him and when Batman does never lose - it would be a tie.
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WeAreCaged
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 •07/05/2011 01:47 AM (UTC) •
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Depends of what Chuck Norris says.
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 •07/05/2011 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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WeAreCaged Wrote:
Depends of what Chuck Norris says.

What If Chuck Norris died at the time this took place!?!!!!
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