this time, a little different.

i was in this church, acting a fool with my friend fawkhown, first we were (oddly) talking about the fascination of people from buffalo and hot dogs, then, EXTREMELY ODDLY, the subject went to kung fu movies (hows that for off topic!) and he was acting a fool like he was some sort of ninja or something, and he was like "come on let me see what you can do!" so, imitating jax, i spun back fist into the door, a door that opened inward... cold cocked a nun! knocked her out!!! LMAO!!! i was like "OH SWEET JESUS!!!" and he already ran away, i ranned as fast and as far as i possibly could.

Heh, I've got a few of them... The number one thing that sticks out in my mind was when I was an exchange student in Japan. I was with a group of other American students including my best friend, and the head staff of Kosei High School figured that it'd be a nice thing to take us all on a field trip to a large lake. I don't recall the name of the lake but that's not important.

On the way to the lake we came to a rest stop where everyone could stretch their legs or get something to drink. I get off and get a can of coffee (those things rock) and I get back on the bus and chill sipping my drink. When everybody gets back onto the bus my stomach gets out of whack but I pay no mind to it... Bad mistake, as the bus begins to pull away my stomach kicked into high drive.

You don't ever mistake the feeling that you have the runs.

Problem was, I was stuck on a bus that was slowly pulling away from the rest stop, and the bathrooms. Realizing I was in for the ride of a lifetime I squirm in my seat as the principle stands up. He informs us that it will take 30 minutes before we get to the next rest stop. I just about died hearing that...

And so I sat there, squirming in my seat as I desperately try to hold everything in... Somehow I made it however, we finally got to a rest stop and I took off out of the bus like a jack rabbit. I get to a bathroom only to find that of course there wasn't a normal toilet but one of those stupid squat ones... Regardless the bad part was over (or so I thought) and I finished up and headed outside.

When I got outside I ran into one of the teachers that went along with us, apparently they had been freaking out because they had no idea where I had gone. So, we walked along this trail until we met up with my American Japanese Language teacher, Mr. Puckhaber. He's standing there filming the forest when I meet up with him. And as luck would have it I get hit again with that horrible feeling.

What was worse was that I was too far away from the bathroom and probably would not make it... So, basically I had to run into the forest and crap behind a boulder.

Embarrasing...

hahahahaha!!!!!

The_Truth Wrote: Heh, I've got a few of them... The number one thing that sticks out in my mind was when I was an exchange student in Japan. I was with a group of other American students including my best friend, and the head staff of Kosei High School figured that it'd be a nice thing to take us all on a field trip to a large lake. I don't recall the name of the lake but that's not important. On the way to the lake we came to a rest stop where everyone could stretch their legs or get something to drink. I get off and get a can of coffee (those things rock) and I get back on the bus and chill sipping my drink. When everybody gets back onto the bus my stomach gets out of whack but I pay no mind to it... Bad mistake, as the bus begins to pull away my stomach kicked into high drive. You don't ever mistake the feeling that you have the runs. Problem was, I was stuck on a bus that was slowly pulling away from the rest stop, and the bathrooms. Realizing I was in for the ride of a lifetime I squirm in my seat as the principle stands up. He informs us that it will take 30 minutes before we get to the next rest stop. I just about died hearing that... And so I sat there, squirming in my seat as I desperately try to hold everything in... Somehow I made it however, we finally got to a rest stop and I took off out of the bus like a jack rabbit. I get to a bathroom only to find that of course there wasn't a normal toilet but one of those stupid squat ones... Regardless the bad part was over (or so I thought) and I finished up and headed outside. When I got outside I ran into one of the teachers that went along with us, apparently they had been freaking out because they had no idea where I had gone. So, we walked along this trail until we met up with my American Japanese Language teacher, Mr. Puckhaber. He's standing there filming the forest when I meet up with him. And as luck would have it I get hit again with that horrible feeling. What was worse was that I was too far away from the bathroom and probably would not make it... So, basically I had to run into the forest and crap behind a boulder. Embarrasing...

LOL that is so funny

This happen about 5 years ago when I was in 6th grade, when my teacher mis spelled Denver, and I mumble "you don't even know how to spell Devner." and she heard it, and called me out. It was funny

O.K., O.K., I was spending the night over at my friend's house and he didn't know it, but I had been dating his sister for some time. that night I was really horny so I snuck into his sister's room and got on her bed, I woke her up and she kissed me and I started feeling on her boobs, after that we were really hot and thirsty, I said I would go down stairs and get somethin' to drink. As I went downstairs I saw my friend's cat. It was EVIL, so evil that it decided to jump on my head whenever I opened the refrigerator and I slammed the door into the side of my head, I had a concussion and started screaming. her dad and my friend had to take me to the hospital. LOL

Yup something told me it'd turn out just like "vol 2" with nothing but his b/s

jamheads41 Wrote: O.K., O.K., I was spending the night over at my friend's house and he didn't know it, but I had been dating his sister for some time. that night I was really horny so I snuck into his sister's room and got on her bed, I woke her up and she kissed me and I started feeling on her boobs, after that we were really hot and thirsty, I said I would go down stairs and get somethin' to drink. As I went downstairs I saw my friend's cat. It was EVIL, so evil that it decided to jump on my head whenever I opened the refrigerator and I slammed the door into the side of my head, I had a concussion and started screaming. her dad and my friend had to take me to the hospital. LOL

If this thread is going to be filled with more of your nonsense, jamheads41, I will close it without warning this time.

Me,my bro,and a friend are hangin out and we thought about playin a prank on this kid who thinks hes r friend.Hes just comin back from base ball practiceso he will be wearin a cap so we put this huge book on the top of the door.we invite him over and we tell him we got this brand new playstation game(this was bout 3 years ago) so hes comin ova he walks in with one of our friends and it hits our friend in the head instead

The_Truth Wrote: Heh, I've got a few of them... The number one thing that sticks out in my mind was when I was an exchange student in Japan. I was with a group of other American students including my best friend, and the head staff of Kosei High School figured that it'd be a nice thing to take us all on a field trip to a large lake. I don't recall the name of the lake but that's not important. On the way to the lake we came to a rest stop where everyone could stretch their legs or get something to drink. I get off and get a can of coffee (those things rock) and I get back on the bus and chill sipping my drink. When everybody gets back onto the bus my stomach gets out of whack but I pay no mind to it... Bad mistake, as the bus begins to pull away my stomach kicked into high drive. You don't ever mistake the feeling that you have the runs. Problem was, I was stuck on a bus that was slowly pulling away from the rest stop, and the bathrooms. Realizing I was in for the ride of a lifetime I squirm in my seat as the principle stands up. He informs us that it will take 30 minutes before we get to the next rest stop. I just about died hearing that... And so I sat there, squirming in my seat as I desperately try to hold everything in... Somehow I made it however, we finally got to a rest stop and I took off out of the bus like a jack rabbit. I get to a bathroom only to find that of course there wasn't a normal toilet but one of those stupid squat ones... Regardless the bad part was over (or so I thought) and I finished up and headed outside. When I got outside I ran into one of the teachers that went along with us, apparently they had been freaking out because they had no idea where I had gone. So, we walked along this trail until we met up with my American Japanese Language teacher, Mr. Puckhaber. He's standing there filming the forest when I meet up with him. And as luck would have it I get hit again with that horrible feeling. What was worse was that I was too far away from the bathroom and probably would not make it... So, basically I had to run into the forest and crap behind a boulder. Embarrasing...

I know what you mean.That happened when I went too California one summer.I won't go into details.All im going to say is Virgina to California...and the part where we had to go too was in the country.

The most embarassing moment I ever had would be when my mom was arguing with a Save A Lot employee.That was the most profanities I ever heard all in 1 sentence.My mom embarassed me.So I went across all the way where you bag your own bags.It was funny but embarassing.And for the record Save A Lot needs to upgrade there stores.

jamheads41 Wrote: O.K., O.K., I was spending the night over at my friend's house and he didn't know it, but I had been dating his sister for some time. that night I was really horny so I snuck into his sister's room and got on her bed, I woke her up and she kissed me and I started feeling on her boobs, after that we were really hot and thirsty, I said I would go down stairs and get somethin' to drink. As I went downstairs I saw my friend's cat. It was EVIL, so evil that it decided to jump on my head whenever I opened the refrigerator and I slammed the door into the side of my head, I had a concussion and started screaming. her dad and my friend had to take me to the hospital. LOL

well atleast u got u a lil sum sum b4 u went 2 the hospital.

i dont think i even believe not one of these stories...so heres my take...BULLSHIT!!!

vanhelsing976 Wrote: i dont think i even believe not one of these stories...so heres my take...BULLSHIT!!!

*shows a picture of the nun with a black eye*

i dont believe u punched a nun, no not one bit...

This actually IS true, I can't help it if you guys don't believe me....

I was at a camp when I was like 9 years old and It was really late at night and I was homesick so I started crying and I was up all night crying, I went to sleep at the exact time it was time to wake up and I also got stung by a bunch of mosquitos and got really sick so I had to leave and go to the hospital and everybody was staring at me in my underwear with no shirt on while the camp chief guy drug me out of the tent because I refused to go out in my undies, even a pretty girl was looking at me and just staring. I don't know what they were thinking but it embarassed the hell out of me.LOL

now that i believe because it involves u a 9 year old boy crying and whining over bug bites.