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New Place Mottos
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posted05/30/2012 06:02 PM (UTC)by
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StormChaser
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Colorado: Come for the skiing, stay for the marijuana!

Utah: Now with 3% more Mormons!

Kanas: Come to Kansas! Because...well...we're Kansas!

Washington: Not to be confused with Washington, D.C.

California: Like fake boobs? Tans? Terrible economies? Then come to California!

Oklahoma: More than just big tornadoes.

New Mexico: New is better.

The Grand Canyon: The prettiest hole in the ground you've ever seen!

Delaware: The little state everyone forgets about.

Iowa: The #1 destination for homosexual marriage. Nothing says romance like Iowa!

Hawaii: Haoles need not apply.

Las Vegas: What happens here ends up on Facebook.

Detroit: More than just cars.

Boulder, CO: We have dirty hippies aplenty!

Wall Street: Suicide capital of the world circa 2008.

Chernobyl: It's carcinogen-tastic!



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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •05/29/2012 04:01 AM (UTC) •
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uh.... Let me try and be offensive.

New Jersey: Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo.
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Dibula
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 •05/29/2012 11:44 AM (UTC) •
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Let me re-phrase your Boulder comment.

Boulder, CO "It's too bright out! We have to WALK to the building from the parking lot? Where's my sunscreen? Do you have any more cocaine? Hi AAA, I drove my car into a tree. Upside down. WAY TO GO CU"

...is it obvious I'm from Fort Collins yet?
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McHotcakes
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"Never Stay Down"- Steve Rogers

•05/29/2012 05:40 PM (UTC) •
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New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico

(Note I do not mean any disrespect to Mexico or people from there.)
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •05/29/2012 09:17 PM (UTC) •
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Canada: More than just U.S.' polite neighbours.
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baseball1
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I like big boobs and I cannot lie!!!!!!! Holla!

 •05/30/2012 12:01 AM (UTC) •
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New York City: the headache city
(no offence)
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Dibula
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 •05/30/2012 12:11 AM (UTC) •
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Adding "no offence" seems a bit redundant. Isn't the point of this thread joking in good spirits? People should know what they are wandering in to before they get fired up. Anyway...


"Welcome to Georgia! Come here and taste my peach!"
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UNdiscovered
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 •05/30/2012 12:24 AM (UTC) •
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Canada: the land of two seasons, winter and construction
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(Erik)
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 •05/30/2012 12:27 AM (UTC) •
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Florida: Where Old People Go To Die.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •05/30/2012 06:02 PM (UTC) •
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Florida: Little Quebec.
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