Oddities of the English language
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posted05/14/2012 12:20 AM (UTC)by
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StormChaser
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03/31/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
No wonder this language is so hard to learn! These are just some examples. Can you guys think up any?

The word "phonetic" isn't phonetic at all. (Fonetik)

You can drive on a parkway, but you have to park on a driveway.

There are only 26 letters in the alphabet, but they produce 44 different sounds that make up our language.

There are hundreds of ways to spell those 44 sounds (using those same letters.)

The word "abbreviate" has an abbreviation.

There's a big difference between someone turning you on and turning on you.

There's a difference between an Indian- American and an American Indian.

You can be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but you can't just be whelmed.

Spiderman can do everything a spider can, but a fireman can't do everything a fire can.





Although the bough was tough, the saw cut through it.

4 ways to pronounce "-ough"



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SubMan799
03/08/2012 05:49 AM (UTC)
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i before e except after c? That's weird
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Rockchalk5477
03/08/2012 05:56 AM (UTC)
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Tetra_Vega Wrote:
4 ways to pronounce "-ough"
Ka-Tra

Definitely this.

Also, the fact that noun case exists only in personal pronouns.
That's pretty weird. Leftover remnants from German.

Same reason as why "I" has to always be capitalized.
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Kamionero
03/08/2012 11:19 AM (UTC)
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read can be pronounced as "reed" or "red"
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03/10/2012 03:36 AM (UTC)
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They've actually stopped teaching the "I before E except after C" thing in schools because there are more words that break the rule than conform to it. At the height of their leisure, neither had the sleight to seize the feisty weird sovereign poltergeist, so they had to forfeit the foreign heifer's counterfeit protein.

Using the strange logic of other words in the English language, the word "fish" could be spelled as "ghoti".

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apples nor pine are in pineapple. English muffins aren't English, nor are French fries French. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads—which aren't sweet—are meat.

Quicksand is slow, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing. We have noses that run and feet that smell. You fill in a form by filling it out.

Aslo, you are pbrolaby rdenaig tihs woituht a plrboem bcaesue it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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(Erik)
03/10/2012 03:51 AM (UTC)
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SubMan799 Wrote:
i before e except after c? That's weird


I remember some saying that said that and incorporated "weird society."
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Nephrite
03/10/2012 02:22 PM (UTC)
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NitroDeSade Wrote:
Aslo, you are pbrolaby rdenaig tihs woituht a plrboem bcaesue it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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PickleMendip
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03/13/2012 05:19 PM (UTC)
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the -OUGH phenomenon has confounded foreigners for decades. There are in fact 7/8 possible pronunciations.

1. ought, bought, brought
2. brougham (pron. 'broom'), through
3. dough, though
4. bough, drought, plough
5. hough (pron 'hock')
6. trough, cough
7. enough, tough, rough
8. borough, thorough (UK/AUS not US)

in addition the words sough and slough can rhyme with both bough and tough, and lough can be pronounced both 'lock' and 'loch'.
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SubMan799
03/13/2012 08:33 PM (UTC)
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NitroDeSade Wrote:
They've actually stopped teaching the "I before E except after C" thing in schools because there are more words that break the rule than conform to it. At the height of their leisure, neither had the sleight to seize the feisty weird sovereign poltergeist, so they had to forfeit the foreign heifer's counterfeit protein.

Using the strange logic of other words in the English language, the word "fish" could be spelled as "ghoti".

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apples nor pine are in pineapple. English muffins aren't English, nor are French fries French. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads—which aren't sweet—are meat.

Quicksand is slow, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing. We have noses that run and feet that smell. You fill in a form by filling it out.

Aslo, you are pbrolaby rdenaig tihs woituht a plrboem bcaesue it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Did you copy and paste this from somewhere? Or are you a lyrical wordsmith voice of a generation?
I read about the jumbled spelling in a recent Discovery News article

"-ough" you're giving me such a headache...



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03/23/2012 02:37 PM (UTC)
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SubMan799 Wrote:
Did you copy and paste this from somewhere? Or are you a lyrical wordsmith voice of a generation?


I'm sorry, I don't understand. I can't read or write. How could I, in a language where a house burns up as it burns down? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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03/23/2012 04:18 PM (UTC)
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Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together? Why is it called a building if it's already built? Why did the chicken cross the road?
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

05/09/2012 03:40 PM (UTC)
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give up is almost the same as give in.

take down is not necessarily the opposite of give up.

take out is definitely not the antonym of give in. (at least when used in a food sense).
Something called a fastener, prevents motion...

Hold fast



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Hold fast, hold up, hold on, hold off, hold out

Stand up, stand down, stand off, stand out

Put it on, put it off, put it down, put it up

Knock it off, knock it down

Don't let me catch you doing that again!

An island is land



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Harle
05/14/2012 12:20 AM (UTC)
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Tetra_Vega Wrote:


An island is land





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