Outrageous laws that are real... What laws do you have?
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posted08/17/2011 01:20 AM (UTC)by
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Icebaby
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So, I found something quite interesting with our country and each state's law... There are some laws that are so out there, it's hard to believe that they exist.

So, here's some of them.... Mine has to do with sex stuff because I thought this was way too hilarious:

Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper.

Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day

Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear.

If your state has some outrageous law, post'em here.

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08/15/2011 04:51 AM (UTC)
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AwesomeTaco
08/15/2011 05:04 AM (UTC)
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Well, here in BC, it's illegal to kill a Sasquatch tongue And in Oshawa, it's illegal to climb trees...
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08/15/2011 06:29 AM (UTC)
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I can't really think of any weird laws here in Finland. I'm kinda jealous since other countries have stuff like "Ugly people aren't allowed to walk on the streets" or "It is forbidden to take lions to the movies" etc.

Only once I have questioned the law when one of my friends made a rap song - yes, a rap song - which was a diss towards a certain girly asshole who had been spamming stupid shit on our site lately. Well, the girly asshole made a report to the police. The police investigated the damn thing for over three weeks. Charges included "Illegal threats" and "Violation against human rights"

..yeah. He said his INITIALS during the song. Once.

Good thing is that it didn't go through and life is wonderful.
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MyQueenSindel
08/15/2011 06:44 AM (UTC)
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All of these crazy laws are based off of lawsuits that too place in that state. An insane outcome came about and people just say that it's against the law to do said thing as a result.

Like here in Michigan, a burglar tried to break into a house and slipped on a wet floor in the kitchen. He called an ambulance and was taken to the hospital. He then sued the house he broke into for his injuries and he won the case.
As a result, people would say, "In Michigan, it is against the law to have safety hazards in your home for burglars." Or something like that.
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08/15/2011 08:48 AM (UTC)
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Virginia- No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

....huh.
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08/15/2011 09:44 AM (UTC)
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I would hope nobody swallows these "REAL" stupid laws.

None of them have been shown to actually exist. It could be argued that some of these had existed at one time or another. But generally they never have. There is some truth to laws about spitting. Due to various diseases during the time the bill was passed.

The robber that gets hurt in your house and then sues and wins the lawsuit? It's never happened. It's an urban legend.

Here's a real law:

In North Dakota, you do not have to register to vote. ND Voters

If you're interested in lawyers having fun taking apart these mailing lists of laws and showing when there's some truth; then look here: Dumb Laws

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08/15/2011 11:05 AM (UTC)
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One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office

The Texas Constitution
Article 1 - BILL OF RIGHTS
Section 4 - RELIGIOUS TESTS
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.



It is illegal to sell ones eye.

48.02. Prohibition of the Purchase and Sale of Human Organs
(a) "Human organ" means the human kidney, liver, heart, lung, pancreas, eye, bone, skin, fetal tissue, or any other human organ or tissue, but does not include hair or blood, blood components (including plasma), blood derivatives, or blood reagents.

(b) A person commits an offense if he or she knowingly or intentionally offers to buy, offers to sell, acquires, receives, sells, or otherwise transfers any human organ for valuable consideration.

(c) It is an exception to the application of this section that the valuable consideration is: (1) a fee paid to a physician or to other medical personnel for services rendered in the usual course of medical practice or a fee paid for hospital or other clinical services; (2) reimbursement of legal or medical expenses incurred for the benefit of the ultimate receiver of the organ; or (3) reimbursement of expenses of travel, housing, and lost wages incurred by the donor of a human organ in connection with the donation of the organ.

(d) A violation of this section is a Class A misdemeanor.

Added by Acts 1985, 69th Leg., ch. 40, � 1, eff. Aug. 26, 1985. Amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, � 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994.


a couple i found .... there's actually more but alot of them have been overturned
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DandyBoy
08/15/2011 12:58 PM (UTC)
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Some of these are hilarious!

I read a while back that it's illegal to get into a taxi in London if you have the plague.
I don't know if this is still true., but it made me giggle.
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Zmoke
08/15/2011 01:50 PM (UTC)
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There are no outrageous laws in Finland that I know of. The Finnish police are quite strict but sensible. They are respected but not feared; you don't need to worry about police brutality here.
I must agree that USA has some hilarious laws, dumb at times, and in case I lived in there I would definitely go utilize some of your wacky laws.
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08/15/2011 03:27 PM (UTC)
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Zmoke Wrote:
There are no outrageous laws in Finland that I know of. The Finnish police are quite strict but sensible. They are respected but not feared; you don't need to worry about police brutality here.


Don't you think it's funny how the 12-15 year old kiddies here are pretending to be HC police haters? I always find it hilarious as hell. (Modatusta moposta kiinni = poliisi on sika) :D
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Zmoke
08/15/2011 05:10 PM (UTC)
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ArtemisFlow Wrote:
Zmoke Wrote:
There are no outrageous laws in Finland that I know of. The Finnish police are quite strict but sensible. They are respected but not feared; you don't need to worry about police brutality here.

Don't you think it's funny how the 12-15 year old kiddies here are pretending to be HC police haters? I always find it hilarious as hell. (Modatusta moposta kiinni = poliisi on sika) :D

I do, there's the prank for instance where a kid knocks the window of a police car, the police officer opens the window, the kid tells them "Your window is open." and then the kid thinks he's cool. Kakarat...
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(Erik)
08/15/2011 05:22 PM (UTC)
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Dumb NJ state laws:

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

You may not slurp your soup.

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However, this one is like a real law. When I go into NY or PA or FL or anywhere, I'm always like what the hell is going on I'm so confused help me.

You cannot pump your own gas.
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Shesgotclaws
08/15/2011 11:09 PM (UTC)
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Here's an interesting one. Found it out myself south of the border.
Did you know that during Carnivale in Brazil, women are considered dressed appropriately in public if they have on at least one square inch of clothing.

1. Square. Inch.
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FlamingTP
08/16/2011 12:17 AM (UTC)
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Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Here's an interesting one. Found it out myself south of the border.
Did you know that during Carnivale in Brazil, women are considered dressed appropriately in public if they have on at least one square inch of clothing.

1. Square. Inch.


hmmmmmm time for me to move.


well ok, I found out yesterday, that if someone is trying to kill you, and you are armed, you are only allowed to shoot them twice without getting yourself at least manslaughter in court. Keep in mind that sometimes it takes more than that just to stop someone from killing you.

But if you are a woman the law says you can empty a clip into them, even if there are 30 rounds in the gun.

I may have a penis, but I am by no means any less terrified if some big crazy fuck is about to run me through.
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Shesgotclaws
08/17/2011 01:20 AM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
Here's an interesting one. Found it out myself south of the border.
Did you know that during Carnivale in Brazil, women are considered dressed appropriately in public if they have on at least one square inch of clothing.

1. Square. Inch.


hmmmmmm time for me to move.


well ok, I found out yesterday, that if someone is trying to kill you, and you are armed, you are only allowed to shoot them twice without getting yourself at least manslaughter in court. Keep in mind that sometimes it takes more than that just to stop someone from killing you.

But if you are a woman the law says you can empty a clip into them, even if there are 30 rounds in the gun.

I may have a penis, but I am by no means any less terrified if some big crazy fuck is about to run me through.


Ha! Well us girls have more to hide, thus more to defend.

And yeah, the clothing thing in Brazil is prety shocking. I saw it in practise a few times.
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