He's not the hero that Seattle wants, but the hero that Seattle needs to deserve.

He's not a super hero, nor vigilante

just look at this.
http://vimeo.com/30307440

i love my city :)

This is kinda old news tho. All he does is call the cops on people. Still that video is pretty funny. I remember seeing another funny one where he tries to break up a drunken fight somewhere on 1st Ave. Legally there really isn't much he can do tho, even when he does witness a crime/call it in his testimony can't be used as he refuses to reveal his identity, even to the cops (at least thats what i read sometime last year). Guess that's why he travels with a camera guy now.

And as interesting as i first thought this whole 'real life superhero' thing was it quickly faded when i realized the vast majority of them just dress up and go around bringing food/supplies to the homeless. Pheonix Jones is the only one who actually "fights" crime, and by fight i mean run around like a nosy bitch and narc on people for the slightest infractions.

His identity was revealed when he was arrested, but he still goes around "fighting" crime and donning the mask.

You've never thanked him.
And you'll never have to.

You forgot to mention that he's part of the Rain City Superhero movement and that there are at least 9 other members.

The fact that he's the only one who was caught means he's obviously not doing it right, unlike the others.

The criminals of Seattle are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
Also, they don't like getting pepper spray'd.

Criminals have guns, they're not afraid of any pepper spray. If Phoenix Jones were to go against REAL criminals, he would get his ass handed to him. Which all "superheroes" realize after the first couple of months, then they go help out the homeless....

Well considering he goes around in his bulletproof and stabproof suit, and has a background in mixed martial arts, and has apparently been shot at and stabbed, I don't think he cares.

Oh, and pepper spray isn't made for people to be afraid of.

Yeah, that bulletproof and martial art skills really helped when he was going against that girl in the video. Plus anyone can sue him if he ever dares to pull out the mace.

"There is no such thing as citizen's arrest. If ANYONE impedes your freewill of movement, you can sue the shit out of the company or person (they are not cops, only cops and above have this type of power)"

A cop told me that.

Because if a girl was hitting your costume you'd beat the shit out of her? Real classy...


Why do you think he was in court in October in the first place? Magic?

Also... dat name brand association...

I'm not saying he should've beat the shit out of her, he could've just walked away. Why the hell does he have all that armor?

Exactly he's getting sued, what a failure. All these super heroes have to get registered, all the cops know who they are, they can't do anything but narc, they don't deserve to be called super heroes. Also, are you really giving me shit for calling it mace?

Wow... so freaking defensive... Am I no longer allowed to comment on Name Brand association? if I wanted to give you shit for it I would.


The charges for that were dropped when the video in question was released...



I think it's better that he stayed... if he ran off before the police arrived it'd be way more suspicious to them
also why ask a question you answered a few posts ago?



And knives, and other fun stuff.

I really don't know what to say at this point, first you misunderstand what I'm saying at some points like telling me that I asked a question i already answered for example.

then you correct me on points that are completely irrelevant like "mace" "And knives, and other fun stuff".

lol ur posts are hilarious.

I imagine a Dark Knight like backdrop but with a lot of starbucks signs in the BG and grunge music playing

I agree... wholeheartedly.


Apparently I'm not the only one misinterpreting written word, because I never "corrected" you on anything about mace... I just mentioned dat name brand association.