The funniest thing you've ever seen in your life?
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The funniest thing you've ever seen in your life?
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posted07/18/2004 01:11 AM (UTC)by

O.K. post what the funniest thing you've ever seen is, heres mine:
I was riding on my skateboard down the street and I saw these two dogs screwing LOL, they were goin as fast as lightning LOL. So they start to move out into the street and a CAR is coming, I could tell the girl dog saw it and she was trying to move but the boy dog wouldn't let her and he kept on humping LOL, so the car comes by and knocks the shit outta both of them, a guy get's out of the car and says "Oh shit!! I killed somebody's dog!" then this black guy RUNS out of his house and says "Oh no!! Petey! You killed my dog!!!" The white dude turns around and say's "I'm so sorry man!!" then the black guy starts chasing the white guy and he gets back in his car and hauls ass!! LOL then I think the dogs went to the vet, I talked to the black guy and he said the girl got a broken rib and the boy dog got a broken hip, it was funny though...
P.S. Don't flame me please.
I was riding on my skateboard down the street and I saw these two dogs screwing LOL, they were goin as fast as lightning LOL. So they start to move out into the street and a CAR is coming, I could tell the girl dog saw it and she was trying to move but the boy dog wouldn't let her and he kept on humping LOL, so the car comes by and knocks the shit outta both of them, a guy get's out of the car and says "Oh shit!! I killed somebody's dog!" then this black guy RUNS out of his house and says "Oh no!! Petey! You killed my dog!!!" The white dude turns around and say's "I'm so sorry man!!" then the black guy starts chasing the white guy and he gets back in his car and hauls ass!! LOL then I think the dogs went to the vet, I talked to the black guy and he said the girl got a broken rib and the boy dog got a broken hip, it was funny though...
P.S. Don't flame me please.


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it's not veeeeery funny but here it goes
one day me and my mates were playing soccer, then one friend of ours arrives riding a bike, he says "I'm really good at riding bikes" and then *WHAM* he tripped...lol
one day me and my mates were playing soccer, then one friend of ours arrives riding a bike, he says "I'm really good at riding bikes" and then *WHAM* he tripped...lol


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It's a video i saw on my computer. Somebody was taping some highschool Basketball game and someone tried to make what i think would have been a threepointer, the ball didn't reach it but it hit a little kid running to the other side. I couldn't stop laughing about that for a such a long time! Hilarious!!!
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Once i was playing soccer in this tournament and my friend was playing as the striker. So half way into the game his shorts fall
i couldnt stop laughing.
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funniest thing i have ever seen eh? let me try and remember.
i guess it would be this one time when my brother was being an idiot and took this little blue curveball and started throwing it into the wall and catching it, and he tried to hit me with it and i ducked, it hit the wall, bounced back, and nailed him right in the face! i could'nt stop laughing about that! he got what deserved for trying to hurt me when i was 9!
i guess it would be this one time when my brother was being an idiot and took this little blue curveball and started throwing it into the wall and catching it, and he tried to hit me with it and i ducked, it hit the wall, bounced back, and nailed him right in the face! i could'nt stop laughing about that! he got what deserved for trying to hurt me when i was 9!

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I was playing dodgeball in the middle of the street with my friends. I sidestepped the ball, but it bounced off the side walk and hit me in the back of the head. After the ringing stopped, I laughed for the whole game.
man my last job tons of funny shit happened.lol once this girl was trying to get her work done as fast as she can..well she had this pot in her hand as she was walking real fast she slipped and whacked her self in the head..lol it was fucking funny..she was laughing too..lol
1 time me and a few of the girls were having a guys vs the girls war all i know is that it ended up w/ me and the hose inside the restaurant WHILE we were still open chasing them and spraying them w/ it..i remember seeing them screaming and running through the place..
another time me vs those girls again we had this huge food fight..food was flying every where.i swacked 1 of the girls w/ this huge sausage right in the face.lol well as we were doing this some 1 noticed that 1 of the other mangers just pulled in..at the time me and 1 of the girls were managers also..so we had to stop fighting and team up to clean the place up before the guy came in..lol funny shit..ITs 1 OF THOSE U HAD TO OF BEEN THERE..
TOMMY BOY that movie is the best movie..i was laughing from start to finish non stop!!!!
1 time me and a few of the girls were having a guys vs the girls war all i know is that it ended up w/ me and the hose inside the restaurant WHILE we were still open chasing them and spraying them w/ it..i remember seeing them screaming and running through the place..
another time me vs those girls again we had this huge food fight..food was flying every where.i swacked 1 of the girls w/ this huge sausage right in the face.lol well as we were doing this some 1 noticed that 1 of the other mangers just pulled in..at the time me and 1 of the girls were managers also..so we had to stop fighting and team up to clean the place up before the guy came in..lol funny shit..ITs 1 OF THOSE U HAD TO OF BEEN THERE..
TOMMY BOY that movie is the best movie..i was laughing from start to finish non stop!!!!


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I was very young when this happen i was out of state and at a mall. I was walking outside the entrance when i saw a kid with down sydrome spilling a cup of pepsi yelling niagara falls weeeee lol. No offense to those people but it was funny as hell.
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I have that video too...LMAO


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make sure winamp/media player is on repeat, its soo much funnier.. hahahaha
make sure winamp/media player is on repeat, its soo much funnier.. hahahaha


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One of the funniest things i ever saw is kinda sadistic, it was in Karate class, we had an all out sparring, and i'm not in any fight, i see a little girl ( as in ca 85 pounds) with a bad attitude problem sparring with my friend in corner, and she gets a good hit in and goes "HAHA!" and stands still for aproximately 3 seconds... So i sidekick her in the stomach and she goes flying. Half of the dojo was laughing, including her. That was funny.
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