The -You are a dick!- Moves of Pokemon
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posted11/15/2012 11:23 PM (UTC)by
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I was watching this video on Youtube about that crap folks do in multiplayer games, and it got me thinking about all the times I've played Pokemon online, with a friend, or even against the CPU, and got so pissed off at those "dick" moves they love to use.

I'd like to state a few (NOTICE: rant is not to be taken seriously, no matter how true):

PROTECT


Probably the biggest dick move of all. A Weavile gets thrown out, you got your Charizard ready to do Fire Blast, and the bastard uses Protect. AAAARGGHH! I mean, seriously! Don't be a punk, just fight me and lose!


SAND ATTACK


This is actually one of the examples used in the video I saw, and I completely agree. The opponent uses it continuously, and you just have to sit there and deal with, and switching out won't help, because that one will just get hit with Sand Attack too. Dicks.


PERISH SONG


While I do find this move very interesting, I admit it can be really annoying, especially when you know it's going to be a while before you knock out your opponent. I've noticed this move is very popular with Lapras. Screw you Lapras.


REST


If not Protect, it's Rest. You think you're about to win and finally get the hell out of that city, when that damn Dewgong (I hate you, Dewgong!) uses Rest. Then I have go all over again hitting with move after move. I get it down to red, it wakes up, and uses Rest AGAIN! Such a dick move!



Any "dick" moves you guys know of? Please share!
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Sekktor
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11/04/2012 02:15 PM (UTC)
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Roost, Recovery, Detect, Earthquake....
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acidslayer
11/04/2012 02:27 PM (UTC)
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the only ones i can think of are the ones in pokemon stadium.

which are
fly
dig
ice beam
sleep
hypnosis
leech seed
poison
wrap
substitute
fire spin
thunder/thunderwave

baisically any move that repeats,steals life,paralyzes,frozen,sleeps,gets the character to hide,poisons,so on is cheap.
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mkwhopper
11/04/2012 06:17 PM (UTC)
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Forgot what this move is called. Similar to Protect...

Destiny Bond
Toxic
Outrage
Sing

Gahh. So many moves. Think of more later
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Jerrod
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11/04/2012 08:04 PM (UTC)
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Zap Cannon
Inferno
Hypnosis
Detect
Sing
Grasswhistle
Sand-Attack
Supersonic
Attract
Confuse Ray
Psywave
Any OHKO move.
Basically, any low accuracy* attack but can change a game in a single turn. Yes, I know they're all generally outclassed, but playing against the CPU when they use these attacks, or a real player, is annoying.
*Yes, Confuse Ray and Attract have 100% accuracy, but who likes either Confusion or Attraction in battle?
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11/09/2012 01:31 PM (UTC)
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Don't get so worked up about protect - no one can win by being purely defensive. This applies as much to Pokemon as to MK, CoD or any other battle / strategy game.

The worst thing i hate is any move that reduces my accuracy like sand-attack, flash etc.
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11/09/2012 06:11 PM (UTC)
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mkwhopper Wrote:
Forgot what this move is called. Similar to Protect...

Destiny Bond
Toxic
Outrage
Sing

Gahh. So many moves. Think of more later


The move is detect.

In low level battles the move acrobatics annoys the shit out of me!

Other moves are

Double team
U-turn (I love using it though)
TOXIC
TOXIC SPIKES
SPIKES
The rock version of spikes


One I love is spore though. 100% accuracy and puts opponent to sleep every time :p
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GodlyShinnok
11/09/2012 06:58 PM (UTC)
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Spore (100% sleep)
Thunder wave (100% paralyze)
Confuse ray (100% confusion)
Encore (Forces to repeat last move)
Sand attack (Lowers accuracy)
Double team/Minimize (Increases evasion)
Substitute (Self explained)
Toxic (90% badly poison)
Protect/Detect (100% evasion)
Disable (Restricts last move)

I think Spore on a very fast Poke is the most annoying move, something I liked to do back when I played Pokemon was the Spore -> Mind Reader -> Sheer Cold combo with Smeargle, lots of fun.
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11/10/2012 06:00 PM (UTC)
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Destiny Bond, Oh my fucking JESUS!!!!
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PickleMendip
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11/15/2012 09:43 PM (UTC)
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Played Battle Revolution earlier today, and i have now come to really hate the move Rest on Forretress. That thing is weak to only one type of attack, so i chip away, little by little with my Golbat (i couldn't switch out) then it rests and i have to repeat the whole array again. I was nearly at the point of using struggle when i finally won! (Because it ran out of PP just before i did)!!!

Grr... rant over furious
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legoslayer10
11/15/2012 11:23 PM (UTC)
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Considering I'm a user of Ground and Grass pokes mostly (Go Torterra!);

Sky Attak
Fire Blast
Destiny Bond (especially against faster, but defenseless pokes)
Guillotine
Giga Impact and Hyper Beam
Aura Sohere
Swift
Dig
Dive

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