I guess I'd do what the Nazi's did with the jews in 'The Pianist' where they just commanded them to dance... Minus the whole killing thing of course...

NeoScorpion Wrote: I guess I'd do what the Nazi's did with the jews in 'The Pianist' where they just commanded them to dance... Minus the whole killing thing of course...

lol, I'd do that to all the hobos in toronto

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I imagine I'd start out with good intentions, but soon get lazy and be tyrannical. Just because.

I would end all Monarchies.

blade-tsung Wrote: I would end all Monarchies.

...:P

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Same here. Canada's millitary is about as strong as (Start Simpsons Quote) A Waxed Apple (End Simpsons quote). I'd love to be the monarch of Japan. If I was, I'd reissue that every millitary officer again have katanas

DeadlyWarrior Wrote: Same here. Canada's millitary is about as strong as (Start Simpsons Quote) A Waxed Apple (End Simpsons quote). I'd love to be the monarch of Japan. If I was, I'd reissue that every millitary officer again have katanas

actually I'd prefer a waxed apple protect me over the Canadian army :P

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Ooooooo... good topic...

Let's see...

I would strengthen the economy by creting new jobs(by opening non-kill animal shelters all over the country)

I would make animal experimentations illegal and killing shelters would have to become non-kill shelters.

I would make the death penalty only to the prisoners that REALLY needed it... and that penalty would be exactly like ancient roman theater. The rest of the life sentances would be shipped to scientific laboratories to be tested on for experimental and medical studies.

I would make sencorship(sp?) Illegal.

I would make protesting limited to 1 hour per bitch session.

I would make Marajuana legal and drinking legal at the age of 18

I would make any severe crimes done under the influence of weed or alcohol punishable by death.

I would close close down all mental hospitals and have all the patients shot between the eyes (sorry, the doctors do nothing but give them pointless medication... it helps nobody)

I would make speeding punashable by 13 month confescation of your drivers license.

I would make all houses (secretly) installed with cameras.

I would make it legal for cops to shoot bums living on the street longer then 3 years

I would make it a law to decorate all buildings to match the aria... and a law to make all locations carry some sort of delightful theme (want the country to look pretty ya know?)

I would make it a law for all states to have at least 5 theme parks.

I would make it okay for cops to beat the living shit out of shoplifters.

I got more... but you don't have all day, do you?

Gl1tch Wrote: Ooooooo... good topic... Let's see... I would strengthen the economy by creting new jobs(by opening non-kill animal shelters all over the country) I would make animal experimentations illegal and killing shelters would have to become non-kill shelters. I would make the death penalty only to the prisoners that REALLY needed it... and that penalty would be exactly like ancient roman theater. The rest of the life sentances would be shipped to scientific laboratories to be tested on for experimental and medical studies. I would make sencorship(sp?) Illegal. I would make protesting limited to 1 hour per bitch session. I would make Marajuana legal and drinking legal at the age of 18 I would make any severe crimes done under the influence of weed or alcohol punishable by death. I would close close down all mental hospitals and have all the patients shot between the eyes (sorry, the doctors do nothing but give them pointless medication... it helps nobody) I would make speeding punashable by 13 month confescation of your drivers license. I would make all houses (secretly) installed with cameras. I would make it legal for cops to shoot bums living on the street longer then 3 years I would make it a law to decorate all buildings to match the aria... and a law to make all locations carry some sort of delightful theme (want the country to look pretty ya know?) I would make it a law for all states to have at least 5 theme parks. I would make it okay for cops to beat the living shit out of shoplifters. I got more... but you don't have all day, do you?

I'd live there :P

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i got some more:
I'd make anyone who breaks out of jail be tortured ( up to the warden)
I would make a website for suggestions to keep this country in order...and track down anyone who posts! haha
I would make hockey the only legal sport (other than martial arts)
I'd make anyone overweight for their age enter a three year work out program and make then only eat slim fast
I'd make it legal to have two wives at the most :P
I'd kill britney spears and justin timberlake
I would make my opinions seem like statements just like i did in this post XD
I would make a new religion worshipping me...
i would make mcdonalds COOK their food instead of microwave it
I would let a wax apple take over the canadian army
I would ban KFC forks from being put into those impossible packages
I would make timmy (southpark) a legal language
timmy timmy TIMMY
I would make it illegal for cops to eat more than one donut a day

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I would (to quote one of my favorite songs by Bad Religion) "give all the idiots a brand new religion; put an end to poverty. unclenliness and toil; promote equality in all of my decisions, with a qick wink of the eye, and a 'God, you must be joking'; expose the culprits and feed them to the children; do away with air pollution and then I'll save the whales. We'll have peace on Earth and global communion."

What I would do as a monarch is base my monarch family like the British have it now, that way there could be no shortages of scandal :)

LOL, I crack myself up.