Whats the Stupidest/Lamest Mk Rap you can make?
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posted05/15/2005 09:31 PM (UTC)by
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nobrainer
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05/14/2005 12:54 AM (UTC)
OK. Here's one:
SCORPIONS' FIRE RAP:
Hurr! Get Over Here, Kome Over Here,
Bring your Ass to me!
If ya' don't Get Over Here, I'll Bring You Over Here,
And we'll have some Tea!
K-k--k-k-kome Errrrre, K-k-kk- Get Ready!
Oh, I'll sting your Get Down, We'll roast Marshmallows by the Fire!
TOASTY!
I'll rip of my mask, feel the bone; It's mostly Roasty! Toasty!
When you get ready, you'll be alert! Finish Him/Her, maaake it huurtt!
Toasty Fire, Funeral Pyre, Let's Fight!
Ooh Ah, I Wanna be kind, I'm fed up'a' Hell and the Fire that binds!
I'd Rarther Love than Kill! Ya gotta take your pill!
I might be Fire, but I wanna' be Good, call me a Liar an' I'll explode your blood!
Yo! It's the Final Kountdown, make it Kount!
I'll make you agree' I've Love to give, GetOverHere, an' ah might let You Live!
It's the end 'O' this Sh*t, It's time ta' Go, Fatality performed on Bo Rai Cho!
YO!
...that was just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever wrote; anybody got anything worse?

smilesmile
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Hulk-Hogan
05/14/2005 05:01 PM (UTC)
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nobrainer Wrote:
anybody got anything worse?


I don't think anything in history will ever be as bad as that was.
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takermk
05/14/2005 05:04 PM (UTC)
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Mortal Kombat!
uh, yeah
uh uh uh uh
Mortal Kombat!
uh, yeah
uh uh uh uh

Dude, I'm the next Eminem.
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Scorp748
05/14/2005 05:11 PM (UTC)
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^^^ Nah, you're actually the current Lil Jon!
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Kinda_n00b
05/14/2005 05:30 PM (UTC)
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im making this up NOW:


Im baraka and ill slice you up, you stupid mofo stfu.
im subby and ill freeze yo ass, and pull ya head off cuz u got no class.
my name is scorpion and i can control fire, im haywire.
you know me im jax, with metal arms i want sex.
we are ermac with telekenetic powers, we smell very bad cause no one over here takes shoures.
my name is noob saibot im sub's brother, i gotta stop rapping now i have a apointment with youre mother,
i am rain and i can control the weather, all the ladies want to get to know me better
im sindel and i can scream,,, and i am mean grin

You are reading this rap and the time is well spend,
now go on and post something cause this is the end!


gringringrin

(dont ask)
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Afghanblade
05/14/2005 05:34 PM (UTC)
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Reading these made me actually appriciate Lil Bow wow's songs.wow
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nobrainer
05/14/2005 05:42 PM (UTC)
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I would rate that last rap as moderately detestable...
...But It's still not as "good" as "Scorpions' Fire Rap"!!!!
furious[GET OVER HERE, JACKIE PRIZON!]
glasses[Oh, shut up, loud mouth Arachnoid of Purgatory!]
furious[I'm a what now...
glasses[*sigh*]
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nobrainer
05/14/2005 06:35 PM (UTC)
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glasses[I hate to Double post, but since Scorpions' had his turn, it's time
for Johnny to shine!]

[DJ] "Johnny Cage; He's The Terminal Suppressor, Mess wi him an
your Sista' He'll undress'er!
He likes to party hard, Yo!
He likes to party low, No!
Johhny Cage; He beat Mortal Kombat, single-handedly, He ate a Mortal Wombat! Where would you be without Johnnys' protection; He's the one and only force for Outworld deflection!
Yo! He's a Movie Star, He uses his funds to travel near and far!
Yeah! He protected all we survey, but now he's gotta run, coz His Agent is GAY!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!
Yo! Mortal Kombat Is Over!"
[Leprichaun Voice]-"But Yar' luck runs out, wi' no Four-Leaf Klover!
[DJ]
"Yo! The Bad-Guys are back, Vengeance on their mind, Their one-track line,
to find Johnny Cage and rip out His spine!"

[CHORUS] "But, Johnny... He's The Terminal Suppressor!"
[Colonel]-"Yeeheah!"
[ALL]-"...Johnny Cage He'll impress You, He'll do a Fatality, that will supress You! YEAHRRRRRRR!"
*rap overload*
If Anybody can do worse than that, I will eat my heart out(Hari Kiri)!:-glassesglasses
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Alpha_Q_Up
05/15/2005 12:22 AM (UTC)
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Ermacs are red,
Sub-Zero's are blue,
MKD sucks ass,
Shoalin Monks will too
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djwoodford
05/15/2005 12:35 AM (UTC)
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I once met a girl called Mena
Who best friend was known as Mileena
She looked top notch
So i slipped my hand in her crotch
And found out she had a weener!

Heh, is weener a word?
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djwoodford
05/15/2005 12:37 AM (UTC)
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There once was a Ninja called Noob
Who liked to touch Smokes Boob
Smokes anus was tight
And to save a fight
Noob used a little Lub.
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JadeRocks
05/15/2005 12:40 AM (UTC)
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^^^funny

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ErmackDaddy
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Thanks redman for the sig!

05/15/2005 12:43 AM (UTC)
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I cant get your sai out of my head
girl your sai is making me bleed to death
i cant get your sai out of my head
Dying is all that I can now think about...

Ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow , ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow, ow ow ow ow ow

*sung to the tune of Can't Get You Out Of My head...


so it's not a rap, its bubblegum pop. Far FAR worse.. mwahahaha.
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ShoeUnited
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Puto, ergo non est deus
Non opus est, si pretium non habetis.

05/15/2005 01:01 PM (UTC)
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I got you all beat.

Word! Mortal Kombat Yo! *And have it scratched for 87 minutes.*

Word! :D

-Shoe
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nobrainer
05/15/2005 03:29 PM (UTC)
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*gag, gasp and other shocks*........I' think we have a Winner!
Yep, Award goes to "ShoeUnited"...... That would get annoying after 5 seconds, never mind 87 minutes!grin
Okay. With the beat of Candy Shop (by 50 cent):

Yeah, uh-huh, so seductive

Sub-Zero will take you to the icy shop.

He'll freeze you from bottom to top.

You can't make him stop.

Unless your name is Liu Kang, Kung Lao, or Scorpion.

WHOA!


well, anything stupider than that?
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NeoScorpion
05/15/2005 07:51 PM (UTC)
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you should have asked for good ones...

all we get is lame attempts, and even some homoerogenous ones... DJW Im lookin @ joo...
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djwoodford
05/15/2005 07:53 PM (UTC)
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Im looking back.
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Kinda_n00b
05/15/2005 09:31 PM (UTC)
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Word On The Street Is:

gringrinROFL djwoordgringrin


Subzero cant get his dick to stand,
Its frozen stuck to his hand.
so he called scorpion to melt the ice,
his dick had unfroze and he was feelin hot like spice.
so he fucked some girl and in the ass and it was tight,
When he was done he realized it was baraka as tranvestite.
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