All I did on my 18th was buy some alcohol. And they didn't even ID me.

hbd

Strip club. Get the teeter-totter. Walk out a man with no fear.

¡Feliz Cupleaños!

Anyhoo, all I did for my 18th birthday was sit at home and drink Smirnoff and eat chocolate eruption cake (it's like an orgy in your mouth!).

I can't really recommend much, but I don't recommend drinking. Wait 'til you're 21. You'll appreciate it more.

Anyhoo, my greatest suggestion is if you have a mate, demand birthday sex.

Haha the strip club!
Lol and alcohol you say! XD!

Happy Birthday
Go to a strip club ;)
Get some booze :P
Don't fuck anyone below 18. Statutory Rape ._.

Strip Club or Sex.

whats a birthday again? hbd :)

You know which one

Happy burfday! Have fun, eat cake, sleep, request for money, get a girlfriend, do stuff on the bed!

I'm rather fond of gambling; I love a night at the casino with the boys. Personally, I don't enjoy smoking, but a cigar would be proper.

That isn't true everywhere.

Happy birthday!!

I say do what you want you are 18.

Oh and Happy Birthday by the way. Feel like a douche for not saying it earlier.

Happy Birthday man!!!

Thanks a lot guys haha. I can always come here for a good laugh. I might go see Expendables. Aw yes an action movie with no plot and Sylvester Stallone having 99.9% of the screen time.

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday thats all i got everyone keeps saying strip club and sex i say go out see a horror movie or ted

happy birthday. hope you have a good one.

Happy Birthday!

You: YAY I'M 18 NOW FREEEEEDOM I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

Government: Prepare your anus.

XD

Yeah I got to apply for the service thing what ever it is.

Fun fact, women do not have to apply and if you fail too it's a fine of somewhere around 100 grand, so don't blow that thing off.

Wait. You HAVE to apply for the service?

Yeah selective service.