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Necrophilia is dead and boring. Go with incest, its relatively boring

What do a goalie and a Quebec girl have in common?

They both change their pads after three periods...

^LOL

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little boy blue.

... lets just say the answer is Michael Jackson, Im pretty sure you can figure than one out.

Alpha_Q_Up. Thats quite a joke, and I'm not talking about what you said

BroomSword Wrote: Alpha_Q_Up. Thats quite a joke, and I'm not talking about what you said

oh shit!

Whats better than nailing a baby to a tree?

ripping it off.

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

^^i assume pussy?.. but a cat doesnt produce that.. maybe milk..

kaishaku Wrote: ^^i assume pussy?.. but a cat doesnt produce that.. maybe milk..

What a cat doesnt produce pussy???
LMAO!!

Afghanblade Wrote: kaishaku Wrote: ^^i assume pussy?.. but a cat doesnt produce that.. maybe milk.. What a cat doesnt produce pussy??? LMAO!!

uhh i just said that.. and i still dont get this joke after like 30mins!

I know of two jokes, but they're pretty offensive so if you want to hear them PM me.