Your worst christmas
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Your worst christmas
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posted12/31/2014 06:30 AM (UTC)by

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What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you during the holidays? Everyone has one of those stories.
I think one of my worst was my first Christmas living alone in my first apartment. First thing Christmas morning I awoke to a weird creaking noise above my room.
A few minutes later, the ceiling EXPLODED. A water main had burst in the floors of the apartment above. My whole room was showered with water and soaking plaster. Merry Christmas.
Another fine time, staying at my then-boyfriends family home for the holidays. I was in the shower, trying to get the hot water to work, and his bathroom had no lock on the door. I pulled aside the shower curtain angrily, exactly as the door opened to his brother and father in the hallway. They got a good look at me soaking wet, freezing, and full frontal nude, before I screamed and pulled the curtain shut. I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit. I never wanted to emerge from that room again.
I think one of my worst was my first Christmas living alone in my first apartment. First thing Christmas morning I awoke to a weird creaking noise above my room.
A few minutes later, the ceiling EXPLODED. A water main had burst in the floors of the apartment above. My whole room was showered with water and soaking plaster. Merry Christmas.
Another fine time, staying at my then-boyfriends family home for the holidays. I was in the shower, trying to get the hot water to work, and his bathroom had no lock on the door. I pulled aside the shower curtain angrily, exactly as the door opened to his brother and father in the hallway. They got a good look at me soaking wet, freezing, and full frontal nude, before I screamed and pulled the curtain shut. I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit. I never wanted to emerge from that room again.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
That statement somehow manages to be super pervy and kinda awesome at the same time.
As for a quirky humorous "awful Christmas" story I'm afraid I don't have anything lighthearted. All of mine sadly involve deaths in the family.
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Well in 2012 I was sick with the flu that Christmas. I guess that was my worst Christmas ever.

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Mojo6 Wrote:
That statement somehow manages to be super pervy and kinda awesome at the same time..
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
That statement somehow manages to be super pervy and kinda awesome at the same time..
That's basically him in a nutshell really. Pervy but awesome. What bothered me more later was, as good as I admit my birthday suit happens to look, he also insulted my clothing style.


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I would have to say this Christmas was my worst.
During a grueling hour and a half drive back to my apartment a deer decided it would be a good idea to position itself on a very sharp turn. I saw the deer and swerved in the opposite direction of where the deer was facing, and at the last possible second the it tries to run back the opposite way. So in the end I lost a side mirror, but in all honesty there should have been more damage because the deer literally rolled on the entire left side of my car.
So in the end...no one suffered any injuries and the deer walked away with a sore ass.
During a grueling hour and a half drive back to my apartment a deer decided it would be a good idea to position itself on a very sharp turn. I saw the deer and swerved in the opposite direction of where the deer was facing, and at the last possible second the it tries to run back the opposite way. So in the end I lost a side mirror, but in all honesty there should have been more damage because the deer literally rolled on the entire left side of my car.
So in the end...no one suffered any injuries and the deer walked away with a sore ass.
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
That's basically him in a nutshell really. Pervy but awesome. What bothered me more later was, as good as I admit my birthday suit happens to look, he also insulted my clothing style.
Mojo6 Wrote:
That statement somehow manages to be super pervy and kinda awesome at the same time..
Shesgotclaws Wrote:
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
I hear my boyfriends dad yell that he thought my birthday suit was far nicer than my Christmas outfit.
That statement somehow manages to be super pervy and kinda awesome at the same time..
That's basically him in a nutshell really. Pervy but awesome. What bothered me more later was, as good as I admit my birthday suit happens to look, he also insulted my clothing style.
It's like verbal sleight of hand. Cover up an insult with a compliment. You don't know whether to be all like "Awwww", or "go fuck yourself."


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The year "santa" failed to exist.
The short story is, I received no gifts from Santa....leaving me to two options, either I was an absolute terrible kid that year(not likely) or my dad decided it was the time time to kill the fat man.....
I'm 25 and still to this day, have never been given an explanation to what happened Christmas 2000....

The short story is, I received no gifts from Santa....leaving me to two options, either I was an absolute terrible kid that year(not likely) or my dad decided it was the time time to kill the fat man.....
I'm 25 and still to this day, have never been given an explanation to what happened Christmas 2000....


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ScorpionEater12 Wrote:
The year "santa" failed to exist.
The year "santa" failed to exist.
Haha, this.
Also, I had my tonsils removed about week or so before Christmas of 2008 and hemorrhaged like crazy Christmas Eve. (I ate something I wasn't supposed to >.
I was able to come home Christmas evening though, and I met a handsome guy at the hospital before-hand so that was nice. :D


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Well this year I got sick from the food I ate on Christmas eve and was totally out of commission all day Christmas day. Our main celebration is Christmas eve so I still got to see my brother and sister-in-law, who I don't get to see too often. But I missed Church (every cloud has a silver lining) and Christmas dinner (this was not a silver lining). I was better within two days but by then all the leftovers were gone :(


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I don't think I've had a truly bad Christmas...last year I was sick which blew but I'm happy that it was just a cold.
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