Make your own Mortal Kombat Spoof
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Make your own Mortal Kombat Spoof
Hey everybody, well just to kill time while were waiting for MK Armageddon, I thought it would be fun to make some Mortal Kombat spoofs, see what everbody thinks.
Well here's mine.
Mortal Wombat
After the disastrous attempt at making a Mortal Kombat sitcom, the entire franchise faded into obscurity and derision. This put the characters out of a job and forced them to seek work in the normal worlds.
Raiden found work as an electrician.
Cut to Raiden standing on a ladder, screwing in a light bulb.
Raiden: Yes! (Lightning bolts flash in his eyes) I, Raiden the God of Thunder has done what no mortal could do, for I have SCREWED IN THE MIGHTY LIGHTBULB! How you like me now, puny mortals? I am undefeated...The Mighty Thunder God!
Raiden is so preoccupied by his glorious victory over the light bulb, he loses his balance and falls with a thump to the floor.
Raiden (from the floor): ah, curse you light bulb. You are a wily adversary...
(the light bulb he'd just screwed in falls from its fastening and shatters on his head.)
Raiden: DAMNIT!
Shang Tsung found work as an assassin for high high profile celebrities.
Cut to a scene where Shang Tsung is confronting Britney Spears.
Shang Tsung: I was hired by Pamela Anderson to assassinate you! Um, did I say that right...I'm not sure maybe it should be 'was hired'...can I get back to you on this?
Britney Spears: You smell bad.
Shang Tsung: What?! (Blasts Britney spears with a fireball, making her collapse to the floor)
Shang Tsung: Ha! Foolish plastic woman, your soul is mine! (Does the Soul-Steal move, he absorbs Britney's soul)
Shang Tsung: Another day's work done...huh? (In britney's high pitched voice) oops I did it again! I... (In normal voice) what has happened to me? Oh no (his hair starts to turn blonde) she's taking over (In Britney spears voice) Hit me baby one more time! I wanna be... (in normal voice, abeit an angry one) SHUT UP! Get out of my body you sick, sick woman!
Scorpion found work as a super hero.
You see Scorpion sitting behind a desk with a pen and paper.
Scorpion: Now if I want to be a super hero I should get a really cool name and costume.
Then it shows, (hours later), a list of names for me as a super hero, the list says, Scorpion, The Scorpion, The Artist formerly known as Scorpion, The Scorpionator, Scorpion Man, Quan Chi Killer(You see Scorpion cross that one off saying "ahh did that already"
(flashback)
Quan Chi waiting in line in the super market, he waves to Scorpion as he's walking by "Hey Scorpion!" Scorpion doesn't even look at him, he just shoots him in the head while walking.
(Ends flash)
Ahh now for that costume, it shows six identical drawings of Scorpion that are all the same.
Scorpion: ahhh how do I choose!?!?
Hours later. Cut to scene where Scorpion is swinging off the root top like spiderman with his spear, now I must save the innocents, he passes through the interection seeing a very very very small scorpion, a innocent I must save it!
He drops down into the traffic and is trying to get over to the scorpion with all these cars driving all over the place, then Scorpion spears and impales the scorpion.
Scorpion: Get over here! (and pulls it into his hand, but the scorpion looked dead plus with all the blood and all.
Scorpion: Damit! (Scorpion is squeezing his fist hard, filling with anger, a driver starts honking at him, then leans out of the window, and screaming "hey asshole"
Scorpion: Get over here! (Scorpion shoots his spear into the person's head and yanks him threw the windshield.
Well here's mine.
Mortal Wombat
After the disastrous attempt at making a Mortal Kombat sitcom, the entire franchise faded into obscurity and derision. This put the characters out of a job and forced them to seek work in the normal worlds.
Raiden found work as an electrician.
Cut to Raiden standing on a ladder, screwing in a light bulb.
Raiden: Yes! (Lightning bolts flash in his eyes) I, Raiden the God of Thunder has done what no mortal could do, for I have SCREWED IN THE MIGHTY LIGHTBULB! How you like me now, puny mortals? I am undefeated...The Mighty Thunder God!
Raiden is so preoccupied by his glorious victory over the light bulb, he loses his balance and falls with a thump to the floor.
Raiden (from the floor): ah, curse you light bulb. You are a wily adversary...
(the light bulb he'd just screwed in falls from its fastening and shatters on his head.)
Raiden: DAMNIT!
Shang Tsung found work as an assassin for high high profile celebrities.
Cut to a scene where Shang Tsung is confronting Britney Spears.
Shang Tsung: I was hired by Pamela Anderson to assassinate you! Um, did I say that right...I'm not sure maybe it should be 'was hired'...can I get back to you on this?
Britney Spears: You smell bad.
Shang Tsung: What?! (Blasts Britney spears with a fireball, making her collapse to the floor)
Shang Tsung: Ha! Foolish plastic woman, your soul is mine! (Does the Soul-Steal move, he absorbs Britney's soul)
Shang Tsung: Another day's work done...huh? (In britney's high pitched voice) oops I did it again! I... (In normal voice) what has happened to me? Oh no (his hair starts to turn blonde) she's taking over (In Britney spears voice) Hit me baby one more time! I wanna be... (in normal voice, abeit an angry one) SHUT UP! Get out of my body you sick, sick woman!
Scorpion found work as a super hero.
You see Scorpion sitting behind a desk with a pen and paper.
Scorpion: Now if I want to be a super hero I should get a really cool name and costume.
Then it shows, (hours later), a list of names for me as a super hero, the list says, Scorpion, The Scorpion, The Artist formerly known as Scorpion, The Scorpionator, Scorpion Man, Quan Chi Killer(You see Scorpion cross that one off saying "ahh did that already"
(flashback)
Quan Chi waiting in line in the super market, he waves to Scorpion as he's walking by "Hey Scorpion!" Scorpion doesn't even look at him, he just shoots him in the head while walking.
(Ends flash)
Ahh now for that costume, it shows six identical drawings of Scorpion that are all the same.
Scorpion: ahhh how do I choose!?!?
Hours later. Cut to scene where Scorpion is swinging off the root top like spiderman with his spear, now I must save the innocents, he passes through the interection seeing a very very very small scorpion, a innocent I must save it!
He drops down into the traffic and is trying to get over to the scorpion with all these cars driving all over the place, then Scorpion spears and impales the scorpion.
Scorpion: Get over here! (and pulls it into his hand, but the scorpion looked dead plus with all the blood and all.
Scorpion: Damit! (Scorpion is squeezing his fist hard, filling with anger, a driver starts honking at him, then leans out of the window, and screaming "hey asshole"
Scorpion: Get over here! (Scorpion shoots his spear into the person's head and yanks him threw the windshield.
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IMMORAL KOMBAT BIOS:
BRYAN BOB :
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 10 stone
Favourite food/drink: Pot Noodles and Pot Noodles
Hobbies: Amateur perversion
Nationality and birthplace: British, born in a Manchester estate.
Fighting arts and weapon: Ninjustu, Iseeyu and teh binoculars
Bryan's farther was a sales exec, but Bryan didn't want to follow in his fathers footsteps; he wanted to be a ninja.
Bryan began to realise his wish when a friendly neighbourhood Kung Fu master secretly taught him the ways of the ninja.
After five years of intensive training, how did Bryan use his new skills?
He became a peeping tom; a perverted ninja who's one true thrill in life was to spy on women undressing and then vanish without a trace.
He used smoke bombs, grappling hooks, and occasionally Katana to get the job done.
He recently went missing on a college backpacking trip to China after deciding to do some late night field work. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
OSLO "PUB-ZERO" POULTRY :
Sex: Male
Age: 35
Height: 6'10''
Weight: 35 stone
Favourite food/drink: Beer and Pub Lunch
Hobbies: Martial Arts, Getting drunk and starting fights, Westerns, Australian beer, good food, takeaways, Karaoke...
Nationality and birthplace: Australian dad, English mum, born in Oxford.
Fighting arts and weapon: Self-taught Pub brawling system known as "Survival of the Fattest", on occasion, uses a beer can as a weapon or a frozen chicken.
This low life, gluttonous bastard has been banned from every pub in Oxford and many others elsewhere.
He has become somewhat of a cult legend and has had many folk songs dedicated to him. The morbidly obese man is known for his disgraceful antics at home and abroad. Among his bar brawls and drunken karaoke nights, he challenges people to: "To the Death!" drinking games, in which the loser has his spine snapped by Oslo. He is also famous for his bar brawling martial art; "Survival of the Fattest", he is an avid practitioner and has killed many students during sparring.
Always ready to raise his blood-alcohol level and lower the blood levels of others, Oslo "Pub-Zero" Poultry accepted an invitation to a Hong Kong fighting tournament, in which the winner could name his prize. Oslo knew what he wanted.
NORA GEN:
Sex: Female
Age: 101
Height: 4’8’’ when hunched, 5’0’’ when stretched
Weight: 6 stone
Favourite food/drink: Sunday roast and Sunday roast
Hobbies: Autumn Leaf OAP correctional facility Judo Champion five years in a row, crosswords, waking up after a stroke/heart failure/blackout, thinking of mugger pre-neck snap witticisms, a good yak...
Nationality and place of birth: America, a Kansas farmhouse
Fighting arts and weapon: Judo and a freestyle Zimmer frame art.
Nora Gen has had a colourful history: she has fought in three world wars, two of them disguised as men and one as a pack mule, climbed Kilimanjaro, failed an Everest attempt after her Sherpa guide died, married three men and one woman (Whilst disguised during WWI), invented the Moonwalk, competed internationally in Judo tournaments, came back to Kansas to live the quiet life at 85, married her third husband at 86, arrested and sent to prison at 87 for his murder, at 90, after repeated escape attempts and the murder of a guard, transferred to Autumn Leaf OAP correctional facility, there to spend the remainder of her life.
She has had precisely 35 strokes and 15 heart attacks. She has used this to her advantage in order to escape the facility. After faking her 16th heart attack, she used the hospital opportunity to hold a doctor at syringe point and escape.
After a year on the run, she learnt of the “Immoral Kombat” tournament held in Hong Kong for the first time. To her surprise and shock, someone knew who and where she was and had sent an invite to her camper van home. Despite the prospect of a trap, she accepted, interested at the prospect of choosing her own prize.
These are really just spoof bios, not a script like yours is.
BRYAN BOB :
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 10 stone
Favourite food/drink: Pot Noodles and Pot Noodles
Hobbies: Amateur perversion
Nationality and birthplace: British, born in a Manchester estate.
Fighting arts and weapon: Ninjustu, Iseeyu and teh binoculars
Bryan's farther was a sales exec, but Bryan didn't want to follow in his fathers footsteps; he wanted to be a ninja.
Bryan began to realise his wish when a friendly neighbourhood Kung Fu master secretly taught him the ways of the ninja.
After five years of intensive training, how did Bryan use his new skills?
He became a peeping tom; a perverted ninja who's one true thrill in life was to spy on women undressing and then vanish without a trace.
He used smoke bombs, grappling hooks, and occasionally Katana to get the job done.
He recently went missing on a college backpacking trip to China after deciding to do some late night field work. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
OSLO "PUB-ZERO" POULTRY :
Sex: Male
Age: 35
Height: 6'10''
Weight: 35 stone
Favourite food/drink: Beer and Pub Lunch
Hobbies: Martial Arts, Getting drunk and starting fights, Westerns, Australian beer, good food, takeaways, Karaoke...
Nationality and birthplace: Australian dad, English mum, born in Oxford.
Fighting arts and weapon: Self-taught Pub brawling system known as "Survival of the Fattest", on occasion, uses a beer can as a weapon or a frozen chicken.
This low life, gluttonous bastard has been banned from every pub in Oxford and many others elsewhere.
He has become somewhat of a cult legend and has had many folk songs dedicated to him. The morbidly obese man is known for his disgraceful antics at home and abroad. Among his bar brawls and drunken karaoke nights, he challenges people to: "To the Death!" drinking games, in which the loser has his spine snapped by Oslo. He is also famous for his bar brawling martial art; "Survival of the Fattest", he is an avid practitioner and has killed many students during sparring.
Always ready to raise his blood-alcohol level and lower the blood levels of others, Oslo "Pub-Zero" Poultry accepted an invitation to a Hong Kong fighting tournament, in which the winner could name his prize. Oslo knew what he wanted.
NORA GEN:
Sex: Female
Age: 101
Height: 4’8’’ when hunched, 5’0’’ when stretched
Weight: 6 stone
Favourite food/drink: Sunday roast and Sunday roast
Hobbies: Autumn Leaf OAP correctional facility Judo Champion five years in a row, crosswords, waking up after a stroke/heart failure/blackout, thinking of mugger pre-neck snap witticisms, a good yak...
Nationality and place of birth: America, a Kansas farmhouse
Fighting arts and weapon: Judo and a freestyle Zimmer frame art.
Nora Gen has had a colourful history: she has fought in three world wars, two of them disguised as men and one as a pack mule, climbed Kilimanjaro, failed an Everest attempt after her Sherpa guide died, married three men and one woman (Whilst disguised during WWI), invented the Moonwalk, competed internationally in Judo tournaments, came back to Kansas to live the quiet life at 85, married her third husband at 86, arrested and sent to prison at 87 for his murder, at 90, after repeated escape attempts and the murder of a guard, transferred to Autumn Leaf OAP correctional facility, there to spend the remainder of her life.
She has had precisely 35 strokes and 15 heart attacks. She has used this to her advantage in order to escape the facility. After faking her 16th heart attack, she used the hospital opportunity to hold a doctor at syringe point and escape.
After a year on the run, she learnt of the “Immoral Kombat” tournament held in Hong Kong for the first time. To her surprise and shock, someone knew who and where she was and had sent an invite to her camper van home. Despite the prospect of a trap, she accepted, interested at the prospect of choosing her own prize.
These are really just spoof bios, not a script like yours is.
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