MK THEORY ( a parody thread)
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posted04/27/2006 08:19 AM (UTC)by
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ErmacMk5
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12/22/2003 05:23 PM (UTC)

So this is my idea...Rain and Jade run into this room and they bump into the dragon king and they have to fight him and jade is like OMG Rain, he's eating me and then rain goes I'll save you and Onaga shoots a fireball and it kills rain and then jade cries and she says rain you really loved me and then Liu Kang and Sub-Zero come out and say like Onaga youve hurt enough people and then Scorpion swoops down and is like It's kombat time, and then they beat him up and all go get hot dogs, but they don't invite Cage cause he's lameandithinkcagewouldbecoolerifhewasaninja I hope Goro kills him though cause Goro rules why did Cage kill Goro in the movie Cage sucks I don't like him very much I think Reptile should've beaten Liu Kang too Liu Kang is a turkey boy when are they going to talk about Shinnok being Raiden's dad? Will Kano be in MK7?

gtg bye guyzzz.grin oh and remember cage liu kang and shujinko suck cause they arent ninjas but if they were they'd be cool I hope Reptile is a ninja again in MK7.
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Kamionero
04/27/2006 08:19 AM (UTC)
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gtg bye guyzzz.grin
oh and remember cage liu kang and shujinko suck cause they arent ninjas but if they were they'd be cool I hope Reptile is a ninja again in MK7.


1) Noobs, by definition! say Scorpian, instead of Scorpion... hahaha

2)...I actually do agree w most of that last part... that trio is kind of lame,.. and I want reptile as a ninja... but just cause that's how he was originally
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