{A crackly, simple melody plays in the background of an old, grayscale television screen.
The following words appear:
Ashrah in a "Cartoon" for "Kids" "Parsnips a Plenty"
Presented in Glorious Sound-O-Vision copyright
Featuring: (Accompanied by a picture of Ashrah) Ashrah
(Accompanied by a picture of Baraka ) Baraka
(Accompanied by a picture of Blaze) Blaze
(Accompanied by a picture of Bo' Rai Cho ) Bo' Rai Cho
(Accompanied by a picture of Cyrax ) Cyrax
(Accompanied by a picture of Dairou ) Dairou ! }
{Cut to a scene with Ashrah, Blaze, and Baraka , standing in a field. When voices speak, they are crackly and difficult to understand.}
ASHRAH: Let us make soup.
BARAKA: What type?
BLAZE: {Flapping his hands and saying the words musically} Bo, Bo bo bo bo bo bo, bo bo!
ASHRAH: Parsnip soup it is.
{There are a few flashes and changes in position on the part of the characters, suggesting that several takes were required to get this scene right.}
BARAKA: Let us make soup!
{Baraka's image can be seen reflected in a long and complicated telescope, which the camera follows until it reveals Bo' Rai Cho on the other end, peering out. He puts it down, looking malicious.}
BO' RAI CHO: {Turning his head} Parsnip soup, eh? We will make parsnip pie!
{The camera cuts to a position from which you can see Bo' Rai Cho , Dairou and Cyrax standing in front of some very badly drawn buildings. Dramatic music begins.}
CYRAX: {Flexing his arms} RRAAAAHH! {The dramatic music ends.}
{Cut to a scene with Ashrah, Baraka, and Blaze standing in front of the 'Parsnip Depot'. A sign on it reads, "No hobos!"}
ASHRAH: This must be the depot. {Says it "Day-po"}
{The three of them go into the depot together.}
STRONG BAD: {Dramatic music plays. Sticking his head out of the bottom of the fence} AHAHAHA! { Bo' Rai Cho 's head retreats. The music stops.}
{Cut to the Parsnip Depot counter. Darrius shakes a cup with three pencils in it.}
BARAKA: Parsnips, please.
DARRIUS: We are all out. {He shakes the cup again.}
{Cut briefly to a scene of many tables upturned, empty of parsnips. Cut to Baraka's shocked expression, then to Ashrah's.}
ASHRAH: {Speaking in a slow monotone} where have all the parsnips gone?
BLAZE: {musically, waving his arms} Bo bo bo bo bo, bo bo, bo bo!
{Cut to a scene showing Bo' Rai Cho , Cyrax and Dairou pushing a wheelbarrow full of parsnips. The dramatic music plays once again.}
BO' RAI CHO: AHAHAHA!
{Cut to Ashrah again.}
ASHRAH: {Doing a double take} Strong Bad!
{Cut back to Bo' Rai Cho .}
BO' RAI CHO: {Brandishing a parsnip, and then throwing it away, while speaking dramatically} now we will have our parsnip pie, and Ashrah will go hungry! Its curtains for you!
{Cut to Ashrah, looking confused. There is a short pause.}
ASHRAH: What?
{Cut once again to Bo' Rai Cho .}
BO' RAI CHO: {Brandishing an old-fashioned gun.} We will have a duel!
{Cut to Ashrah, looking even more confused.}
ASHRAH: What?
{Fade out in the form of a black circle. We see Bo' Rai Cho and Ashrah standing with their backs facing each other, Cyrax and Dairou on the left side ( Bo' Rai Cho 's side) and Baraka and Blaze on the right (Ashrah's side ).}
BO' RAI CHO: Five paces turn and fire!
ASHRAH: {Sounding more confused than ever before} What?
{ Bo' Rai Cho starts walking away, but Ashrah does not.}
{The sound of a record rewinding resonates briefly. The following text appears onscreen: (SCENE MISSING!)}
{An image appears of Bo' Rai Cho falling off a cliff. The word 'Cliff' is written on a sign at the top. His gun spirals after him.}
BO' RAI CHO: {Yelling in a monotone} AAAAHHHH!
{Cut to a scene with Baraka, Ashrah, Blaze, Darrius , Dairou and Cyrax standing at the former dueling grounds.}
EVERYONE: YAAAAAAY!
BO' RAI CHO: {Still falling} BOOOOOOO!
ASHRAH: Now I will do a dance.
{Ashrah does his trademark dance, to the trademark music.}
{Once again, cut using the black circle, this time to a table with soup on it. Baraka and Ashrah can be seen sitting in front of the soup.}
BARAKA: How is the soup?
{Ashrah eats a spoonful, gags twice, then spits it out all over Blaze, who was apparently sitting off-camera. Soup pours down his head.}
{Cut to a scene of the door to the room.}
DRAHMIN: {Emerging from the door. In a weak voice...} can you spare any mush for me?
ASHRAH: {from off-camera} Sorry, Drahmin, I wish you'd leave us alone.
{ Drahmin disappears in a puff, to the sound of someone gasping for breath.}
{Cut back to Ashrah.}
ASHRAH: Blaze, you are all wet.
{Fade out with the black circle once more, this time centering on Ashrah's eye, which winks.}
THE END
SIR STRONG BAD: Curses! I have gone to hell! How unfortunate!
Author : Nicky's
Creation date: 2005-1-3-20-10
Modification date: 2005-1-3-20-13
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Cast (in order of appearance): Ashrah, Baraka, Blaze, Bo’ Rai Cho, Cyrax, Dairou, Darrius, Drahmin. Long story short: Ashrah goes to get some parsnips for a soup. Presented in Glorious "SOUND-O-VISION" Following in series of Mortal Kombat: Running Star.
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