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RAF in "Santa wont be comin'"

We zoom forward a few months to Christmas time, and RAF go to the mall to see
Santa Claus.

Scorpion: Santa is a !@#$ing fake!

Raiden: Well if you think he's fake, I guess you'll have to sit here while we see him!

*Scorpion sits next to a young kid*

Kid: Hi Mr!

Scorpion: .......

Kid: I can't wait to see Santa!

Scorpion thinking as child says more:Must.....refrain...from...shattering childs....hopes...and dreams...

Scorpion yelling:HES NOT REAL! ITS JUST A FATA** IN A GAY SUIT!!!

Mother:You get away from my boy!

Scorpion:YOU DONT COMMAND ME!!!

*Cops tackle him and drag him away*

Scorpion:YOU'RE FILLING YOUR CHILDRENS HEADS WITH LIIEEESS!!!

Scorpion: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME!? *Toasty*

Voice: Scorpion Wins, Fatality.

Scorpion: !@#$ right Scorpion won! ......WHO SAID THAAT?!

Voice: Shut up and sit down!

Scorpion: Make me! *toasty*

Meanwhile...

Lui Kang: Oh god! We're gonna meet Santa! WEEEEEE!!! Santa! Santa! Santa!

Sub-Zero: You do know Santa is fake right?

*A tear drops down Lui Kangs eye*

Lui Kang: What?

Raiden: Don't break his spirit Sub-Zero, hes still a gay little kid inside, a retarded eight year old kid...

Sub-Zero: ...riiiiiight.

Santa: Ho ho ho!

Cage: Speaking of ho's...

Santa: Whos next?

Scorpion: YOU MEAN WHOS NEXT TO GET THERE DREAMS SHATTERED BY A 40 YEAR OLD FAT MAN IN A SUIT?!

Santa: ...........Ummmm....you sir!

*Lui Kangs eyes light up*

Lui Kang: MEEE!?

Santa: Yes you sonny!

Lui Kang: Ok! *pulls out a huge list*

5 hours later...

Lui Kang: ...And a pony, a cowboy suit, a game boy, a ...

Santa: Santa will try to get you your presents son! Now get off my lap please.

*Lui Kangs eyes water*

Lui Kang: Bu...bu...I wasn't done yet.

Santa: UGGHH!!!

5 more hours later...

Lui Kang: ...a toy truck, and some legos!

Santa: Whens my break? Oh, oh yes son. Santa will get you your presents.

Lui Kang: Thankies Santa! Tell Mrs.Clause I said hi!

Santa: Ok ok. Next!

Sub-Zero whispers:I can't believe what I'm doing.

Cage looking down Kitanas shirt:I can't believe what i'm seeing!

*Sub-Zero sits on Santas lap*

Santa"Ahem*coughs* what would you like li...

Sub-Zero: ICE!!! LOTS OF ICE!!! *Accidently freezes santa*

Liu Kang:AHHHH *Faints*

*two hour later*

Liu Kang:What,,,what happend?

Kitana:You passed out because Sub-Zero killed Santa.

Liu Kang:WHAT!?! AHHHHH!!!*faints*

Liu Kang wakes up and sees dead santa. *Almost falls to ground and faints but Scorpion punches him*

Scorpion:Not again! One more time and you'll break a world record!!!

Liu Kang:Don't what?*Sees Santa and faints*

Scorpion:SON OF A B****!

Raiden:Lets move him away next time he wakes up...

*20 minutes later*

Liu Kang:Where am i? *He is in a bathroom stall and walks out*

Woman:AHHHHHHHH

Liu Kang:AHHHHHHH

Woman:AHHHHHHHH

Liu Kang:AHHHHHHH*runs out of ladies bathroom*

Scorpion:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*Everyone else just stares*

Kitana:I have to use the bathroom...*goes in bathroom*

Raiden:Hey where's Johnny Cage?

Meanwhile...

Cage:I should be directly over stall three...ok...1....2....3! *opens vent and throws up at the sight of an old woman*

Cage:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Raiden:What the hell was that!?!

Liu Kang:I'm gonna go take my picture with Frosty the snowman...

*Everyone stares*

Scorpion:Hey Kang? Whats your favorite show?

Liu Kang:Power Puff Girls of course!

Scorpion looks at Sub-Zero: HA! Thats 5 bucks you owe me!

Sub-Zero: !@#$ *hands 5 bucks*

Stryker: Hey you! You killed Santa! *runs after RAF*

RAF: AHHG!

Sub-Zero: Scorpion this is all your fault!

Scorpion: No its not.

Sub-Zero: Oh thats right I killed Santa...*kicks Scorpion and Scorpion falls to the ground*

Sub-Zero running: Thats the guy you want!

Stryker: Your doing long time bub.

Scorpion: No it wasn't me! WAHHHHHH!!!

Stryker: Well thats just too...

Mavado: WEEEE!!! Ice cream ice cream! Everyone enjoy! *throws ice cream to everyone and flies away naked on a pegasus*

Stryker: What the...*Scorpion gets away*

Scorpion: hahahaha! *Throws spear but misses and hits a gas tank*

Kung Lao: Oh no!

Raiden: Ahhhg!

Sub-Zero: Oh no!

Rain: Hi!

Kitana: AHHHHHHH RUN!!!

*They all run in slo-mo*

BOOOOOM

Everyone smiles and says: Scorpion!

Scorpion: Thats me! *Johnny Cage falls from the cieling and lands on Scorpion*

Cage:Hey! What are you doing in this stall with Jade!?! *looks around to see everyone staring at him*

Cage:...errr...I mean...uhhhh...

THE END!!!

Kommentery:

Whatsup?! This is the season 2 1st episode of RAF. The 1st ummm...I think 26 episodes are at the official midway site. Me and my brother used to do RAF at midway. It was a big hit! So now we decided we would bring the new season to MKO.

So in this episode we decided to go about 3 months forward, to around Christmas time. We made them see Santa. And as always...well that is if you saw the other episodes at midway...Scorpion was tottaly pissed and got in trouble. So just to inform you all, heres a quick thing about the characters:

Scorpion: Complete idiot
Sub-Zero: Hates everyone
Raiden: Smart guy
Lui Kang: Sissy smart guy
Kung Lao: The shy guy
Kitana: The woman
Cage: The perv

Well thats the characters for ya. In other episodes you'd see that:

Mavado: GAY AS HELL
Shujinko: Old guy, hated by everyone
Mokap: Hated
Rain: Normal
Goro: An annoyence
Kintaro: Rude
Chameleon: Random
Smoke: SUPER RANDOM
Noob: Average person
Frost: Competitive
Bo Rai Cho: Never seen normal, lets just say hes drank a little one to many

So anyways I hope you all liked the first episode, the next epsiode will be up soon. Also couldn't post in fan submission cuz it wouldn't load!!!