Sektor seven personal log no. 78.901.56 WTF H4X!?!
Today in the koloseum we had a interesting match and I got a good pound of flesh to eat. One of the kombatants was unusually invincible.
No matter how the opponents tried to kill him he always won. Even when he got knocked into a death trap he won.
So after a while I got suspicious and pulled up the battle sim data from the arena sensors. That's when I discovered that his life was not draining when he was hit. So I told Shao Kahn he was cheating by using H4X.
When he saw the battle sim data he was outraged and halted the kombat. I jumped down from the throne and unmasked the guy. It was Scorpion and he was pissed. I searched him and found a game shark chip attached to his body.
I jumped back up and showed Kahn the chip. He was so mad that he told me to go down there and "FINISH HIM!" So I jumped down and called my space pirates to hold him down.
They did while I drew my sword and skinned him alive. He started screaming when the blade cut his flesh open. I then ate it in front of him. After 6 hours of dissection, eating, and endless screams of agony he was nothing more than a bloody skeleton with ribs torn open.
Shao Kahn declared it an "ULTIMATE BRUTALITY FATALITY!!!" We then chained it to the dragon emblem underneath the throne as a warning to others not to use H4X.
After that was over that matches were resumed as usual and it was fun although he was annoyed at the fact that I was analyzing the chips micro architecture so he took my bloody katana and drew my wakizashi and rammed them into both my eye sockets. I then heard him say "I WIN! FLAWLESS VICTORY! FATALITY!"
So now while I get my eyes regenerated...
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this was the first time someone tried to cheat with H4X in the koloseum. we made sure that it will be the last. there are no "was like"s so there.
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"If it is alive it can feel pain. If it has eyes it can see it own suffering. If it has blood you can make it bleed. If it has a mouth you can make it scream." Darth i forgot his name.
"Thats the best thing about you humans. You bleed." a tarkatan warrior.
"If it is alive it can feel pain. If it has eyes it can see it own suffering. If it has blood you can make it bleed. If it has a mouth you can make it scream." Darth i forgot his name.
"Thats the best thing about you humans. You bleed." a tarkatan warrior.
the plot line is non canonical. these events take place in my D&D game based off the mk franchise.
Oh. Dear. God.
You just threw out any credibility you had left with your works.
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
the plot line is non canonical. these events take place in my D&D game based off the mk franchise.
Where the fuck is that Facepalm thing that SEGAManiac7 was looking for in Drive By?
wait...I found it
the plot line is non canonical. these events take place in my D&D game based off the mk franchise.
Where the fuck is that Facepalm thing that SEGAManiac7 was looking for in Drive By?
wait...I found it
Thanks for the code
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
"If it is alive it can feel pain. If it has eyes it can see it own suffering. If it has blood you can make it bleed. If it has a mouth you can make it scream." Darth i forgot his name.
"Thats the best thing about you humans. You bleed." a tarkatan warrior.
you see the whole noncanonal D&D game explaination was used as a deception. i do run a D&D game and it is an mk based game but it is not part of my works.
i did this to get you to stop over analizing my works looking for bad things. they do not have be the perfect way. i just wanted people to enjoy them and tell me what they liked. but i see that it did not turn out this way so i just dont know what to say now.
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
ok now that you all are disbelivers i can show you how i tricked you. all of these events happan in the backround. it is a ultra secret agency. no one knows everything about sektor seven. only Crimson D. knows all.
you see the whole noncanonal D&D game explaination was used as a deception. i do run a D&D game and it is an mk based game but it is not part of my works.
i did this to get you to stop over analizing my works looking for bad things. they do not have be the perfect way. i just wanted people to enjoy them and tell me what they liked. but i see that it did not turn out this way so i just dont know what to say now.
You fail for pulling pathetic internet argument technique #1
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