I don't know if there's somewhere else fanfics are meant to go, but since this is the place for fan stuff, I'll put it here. It's my first MK story, stupid humour involving Scorpion and Cage. Comments, ideas and yes critisism are welcome.

Scorpion is in the Netherrealm, reading a little list. It's like the Bride's one in Kill Bill, a list of people he has to get revenge against.

Scorpion- Let's see. Vengance... The older Sub Zero, check (crosses his name off) Quan Chi, check (crosses that out). Jehovah's witnesses who keep coming to my door, killed them yesterday (crosses them out).

More names are crossed out of the list. Scorpion is now worried that he'll have no one to gain vengance against. Without a revenge fuelled motive,our favourite spectre has no reason to bother with MK any more.

Scorpion- I've got through everyone big, and I can't ever lose the revenge theme. So I'll go for everyone who has ever done anything bad, no matter how small to me.

Hollywood, Earthrealm. Johnny Cage is in his dressing room taking a break from filming. He sits there with an "Outworld babes uncensored" magazine until he gets a spear through the neck and is dragged away, blood spurting out.

Scorpion- GET OVER HERE! (pulls Johnny towards him)
Cage- Scorpion!? What the fuck do you want?
Scorpion- You know why I'm here! You'll pay for what you did to me that time!
Cage- What time? Is this about having Ross from "Friends" play you in my last movie, then having Mokap beat you up?
Scorpion- No, think again. I know pretty boy actors have shit for brains, but think.
Cage- Is this about me running off with your girlfriend in that Edenian nightclub?
Scorpion- Who Tanya, you can have her. I heard she sued you for sexual harrasment afterwards.
Cage- Oh yeah, that's true. Traitor.

Johnny Cage keeps thinking. He has no idea why Scorpion is here, wanting to hurt him. Bored of waiting, the spectre explains everything. It really is a small thing, but Scorpion has to have his vengance, after all, that's why fans love him.

Scorpion- Remember the time we were in Outworld for MK2? Remember Shao Kahn's plan to make us really uncomfortable and unable to fight? By making Earth fighters pay every time they wanted to use the toilets?
Cage- Yeah, I remember that. Damn toilets cost a gold Koin each.
Scorpion- And who lent you that gold koin when you were desperate?

Flashback to MK2. In Shao Kahn's palace, Johnny Cage is hopping around, holding his crotch. No, he hasn't punched himself in the balls, he is really desperate for the toilet, and has no change. Busting for a piss, it really hurts trying to hold it in. Scorpion sees him.

Scorpion- Hey Johnny, what's up?
Cage- Aww man, I really need to piss. Ain't got no damn change for the toilets.
Scorpion- There's a free one in the armoury.
Cage- Yeah, but Kintaro has diarhoeah. He's been in that one three hours, and it fucking stinks.
Scorpion- Go in the Living Forset. Smoke did, behind one of the trees.
Cage- Tried that. I was about to start when all the trees started talking to me going "We can see you!"

Cage is now hunched over in pain, and can't hold it in much longer. As the movie star is not an enemy, Scorpion takes a gold koin out and gives it to him.

Scorpion- Go on, take it. No way you can fight Reptile later like that.
Cage- Thanks man. Saved my life. I'll pay you back sometime. (runs away to the toilet)
Liu Kang- Scorpion buddy. You wouldn't lend me a koin too.I need a pee after Johnny.
Scorpion- No. Go away turkey boy.
Liu Kang- But I'm not your enemy, I'm the hero. You shouldn't make me suffer like this.
Scorpion- Us two are fighting later today. Having you like this will make it easier for me to kick your ass. Now fuck off.

Back to the present, Scorpion has reminded Johnny of this. Cage is not impressed with this reason for revenge.

Cage- You came for THAT!? All this for one stupid little gold koin?
Scorpion- You crossed me, now I have to make you pay. Or I'll have to come up with an all new motive for entering each time.
Cage- (going into his wallet for small change) I haven't got a gold on me. Here, take this platinum one. They're worth more anyway.
Scorpion- WHOO HOO! Beer money! Uh, thanks I guess. Wow, I didn't even have to beat someone this time. Can I borrow that "Outworld babes uncensored" after you?
Cage- Sure. I better go, see ya.

Johnny Cage leaves, to get his neck wound healed before shooting his movie. Scorpion is happy about getting his money until he remembers something Johnny said before.

Scorpion- HEY! What was that about having Ross from "Friends" acting as me!? Than having me lose to Mokrap?! Shit, he's gone. I'll take his magazine then. See how he likes that. (picks it up and opens it) Ooh yeah, Li Mei topless centrefold...

Scorpion took Johnny's magazine back to the Netherrealm, and spent a long time enjoying the pictures inside. Because of this, he forgot about all the other people he wanted revenge against next. Like Stryker who gave him a parking ticket once, and Kitana, who turned him down for a date in favour of Kung Lao.