Shinnok: "Prove your worth!"
Reptile: "You will remember my sting."
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."

Burn.

Erron Black: I think I've seen a ghost.
Ermac: We are a collection of spirits.
Erron Black: A trash bin for dead things.

Kung Lao: The lesser Cage.
Cassie Cage: Liu Kang lite.
Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.

Raiden: Why this aggression Mileena?
Mileena: You aided Kotal's ascension.
Raiden: Your accusations win you no friends.

ON YOUR KNEES

Something wrong, emperor?

Erron Black: "Gonna put up a fight, Raiden?"
Raiden: "What do you think?"
Erron Black: "Think i'm about to make some money"

Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"

^ one of the few that has actually made me lol

Kano: Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: Fool! You face Kung Lao.
Kano: Whatever.

lol! I havent heard that one, thats pretty awesome.

Errron Black: Girls with guns..always hot.

Sonya: Ill shove em up your ass and fire.

Erron Black: Almost always hot.

Just the way the VA delivers that last line is golden for me, I actually lold at it the first time I heard it.

Mileena: Repulsive human...

Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.

Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?!?!?

So good lol

Cassie: Don't speak to me ever
Jacqui: I just said your dad's kinda hot
Cassie: STOP IT!!

Cassie: Princess...
Kitana: Your very presence mock me
Cassie: I'm sorry but did you just say kick my ass??

Reptile: Your mind powers....
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly

Johnny Cage: Hey grampa
Shinnok: Miserable insi-
Johnny Cage: Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Shinnok: You!
Shinnok: You did not kill me at the pyramid!
Shinnok: This time, I will!

The only scrap in this game that gives me hope for the future of MK. Pleeease build upon this! It would certainly explain a tone of bullshit retcons in the previous game.

Am I dumb for not getting this?

Erron Black: We don't want any.
Quan Chi: Any of what?
Erron Black: Whatever bullshit you're peddling.

It means Kenshi's supernatural power is nothing to Reptile and he will do away with him just as easily as any other foe.

I don't remember the whole dialogue but there is a mirror match with Cage where he says "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" is a dumbass voice that is hilarious lol

Sub-Zero : You come to me as a foe?
Johnny Cage : Nah, I'm just out of ice cubes.
Sub-Zero : ...I sometime regret our alliance

Tanya: Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage: You've heard of me....
Tanya: It's why I'm eager to kill you.

LMAO

"Is there a problem Jax?"

Cassie: "You're not yourself, Liu Kang."

Emperor/Rev Liu Kang: "Pathetic child of idiot parents."

Cassie: "Now you're just being a dick."

LOL. I love Liu Kang for that comment.

Quan Chi : Your my only friend. The funniest line so far in the series.

Cassie: Is that what elder gods are wearing?
Shinnok: Elder gods are my enemies.
Cassie: They booted your ass!

Cassie: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You enter the dragons lair
Cassie: wow dork alert

Cassie: Seen alot in your days?
Kotal: I have survived many battles
Cassie: Then you know of the bitch slap

Hilarious delivery i love Cassie

Hahaha how haven't I seen this one yet? My boy's a real playa lol

Cassie: Hey Humpty Dumpty.

Quan Chi: Only a fool would speak to me thusly

Cassie: Only a dork would say thusly.

It's funny, just yesterday I heard an alternate version that has the same first two lines, but Cassie's final line was altered to "Your ass and your ass."

Lol the meanest part about that quote is that Shinnok probably doesn't even forget things on a regular basis if at all. Being an elder god in all.

Johnny: Kung Jin
Jin: You gonna gimme an A plus plus?
Johnny: You'll be flat on your A.S.S.

Raiden: Reptile!
Reptile: I do not fear you!
Raiden: You lack the necessary intelligence.
Me: That's fucked up Raiden. Lol

Jason: Meh
Shinnok: Jason Vorhees!
Jason: Meh...is this a knife in my neck?...meh.