Humorous alternate endings
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posted05/29/2012 01:34 PM (UTC)by
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caged95
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03/25/2012 08:26 AM (UTC)
Ok so I thought this would be pretty fun to play. Post some funny/ridiculous MK ending. So here goes......

Sub-zero ending: after defeating Shao Kahn sub-zero realized that he did not want to be an assassin, he was forced to join the family business. Now with Kahn outta the way he could fulfill his dreams. Sub-zero then embarked on his next quest. The next few months were painful but he got his license and was finally able to achieve his goal, Ice-Cream Man. All summer days will tremble at the jingle of sub-zeros truck

Baraka: upon defeating shao Kahn baraka became enlightened and learned of his fate. He was no from outworl, he was in fact an American born in Hawaii. He claimed to be christian but rumor on America was that baraka was Muslim. Realizing his true past he went home to America and registered as a democrat. He ran for presented and won te 2008 election. He went down in the history books as the first Tarkatan/American president.

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caged95
04/14/2012 05:56 AM (UTC)
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Stryker: Stryker had defeated shao Kahn but every victory has it's price. During the battle striker lost feeling in his legs. It became apparent after the battle that he was paralyzed from the waist down. Raiden shunned him and and Stryker left ashamed of what he had become. It was in Quahog, RI where he found peace. He became neighbors with a fat drunk and became friends with a perver and a black guy. Pretty soon they got their own show and Stryker changed his name for legal issues. He used the show to laugh at the earthrealm heroes who had shunned him, now they were adoring him, Joe Swanson.

Raiden: Shao khans invasion had done a toll on earthrealm and raiden had to take matters into his own hands. He created a hammer from metals provided to him by the Elder Gods. He transferred part of his powers onto the hammer and let the hammer chose the next champion of mortal combat. Thor Pledged himself to raiden and together they saved earthrealm, and Zeus was happy.

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Unknown265
04/18/2012 12:07 AM (UTC)
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I like these alternate endings you made! Not sure if I'll be able to come up with something good, though.
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caged95
04/19/2012 02:50 AM (UTC)
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Noob: Noob Saibot spent his time in the soulnado doing some self searching. As his souls was brig ripped wart by other souls he had an epiphany. He fell into a void and learned his true nature. He was once the mins of two people named Ed and John. That meant as the son of the creators he was entitled to create the MK universe as he pleased. Unfortunately his name also had another meaning. No one in Netherrealm or NRS could listen to his proposals without giggling at the idea of a noob being in charge. To escape the ridicule he started a singing career in Canada and became
A pop sensation, he fooled many but all
Know that Justin Beiber will always be a Noob.

Smoke: Smoke began to have premonitions of death and violence. He was afraid because in his dreams he was the cause of death. He tried to prevent the future and went to Smokers Anonymous and even tried Nicotene gum. Unfortunately his destiny was written. Smoke met Cancer in the Netherrealm and together they conquered the realms. The Elder God Tobacco Industry laughed for no one could stop their Deadly Alliance.

Sindel: After many years of recording and screeching Sindel was finally able to record her album. She was a big hit and her masculine voice was loved by many they screamed her alias "Cher, Cher!!". Like all great artist this was short lived when Sindel decide to change styles and in the process changed her name. She went under the assumed named Christina Aguilera. It is said that from that point on all that was heard on Sindels CD's was her trying to mix instrumental with her screeches

Kabal: life was hard for Kabal and he soon became an outcast. It was bot until he saved Johnny Cage from a pack of ONI Poparrazi that he got his big break. Cage had heard of a job opportunity for a guy like Kabal. He took Kabal to the audition and the people loved him. He went on to star in the movie and it's sequels. From that point forward Kabal was loved and adored. People always quoted him and his name lived on past the Elder gods. All
Will remember Kabal and his most famous line "Luke, I am your Father"

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StormChaser
04/20/2012 02:18 AM (UTC)
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You so funny, Caged!

Mokap: Takes his own life when he realizes he was just a joke character.

Shao Kahn: Becomes Emperor of the Republican Party

Mileena: Becomes the spokeswoman of PETC- People for the Ethical Treatment of Clones.

Frost- Somehow is mistaken for Robert Frost's heir, ends up with a fortune.

Sonya- Gets knocked up with Johnny's baby and decides being a soccer mom really suits her.

Sub-Zero- Is arrested when it is revealed that the Lin Kuei hasn't payed taxes in 300 years

Bo Rai Cho- Luckily manages to survive a quadrupule bypass

Scorpion- Decides to write the great American novel. Then it becomes too hard, so he just writes some crap about vampires and becomes a bestselling author anyway.

Sektor- Breaks down. He his chopped up and sold as paperweights.









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caged95
04/20/2012 03:26 AM (UTC)
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Lmao ^^^love it
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StormChaser
04/21/2012 03:24 AM (UTC)
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Cyrax: Is "upgraded" with the newest version of Windows and suffers a catastrophic error that results in the destruction of every planet in the solar system. Luckily, Pluto survives, because it is no longer a planet.

Johnny: Becomes a tabloid target after a sex scandal involving a 19-year-old escort, a gerbil, and a spork.

Kitana- Decides to retire in her old age to a nice condo in Florida.

Shang Tsung- Enjoys impersonating Tupac to screw with people's heads.

Goro- Becomes a preschool teacher. Apparently, having four arms makes the job a lot easier.

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caged95
04/22/2012 12:18 AM (UTC)
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Meat: he loses and shao Kahn uses his body to start up his burger chain. Khans burgers 100% meat.

Sheeva: joins the LGBT and becomes the spokeswoman for gay and lesbian shokans everywhere.

Kung Lao: realizes he's second best to Liu kang so he quits and opens a lids in Shao Kahn's Colliseum. Now people can watch a gruesome battle with complementary hats.

Chameleon: was never found

Rain: upon realization of his birth he quits fighting and starts doing covers of prince songs.

Blaze: meets the human torch an tOgether they form the fire bros. They start a circus act and but wringley bros out of business.

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05/09/2012 10:25 PM (UTC)
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Kenshi- Accidentally pulled out his intestines while tele-jerking off too hard...

Ashra- Accidentally gets a black stain on her costume and gets sent back to Hell.

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05/10/2012 06:53 PM (UTC)
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Chryo_Spyder Wrote:
Kenshi- Accidentally pulled out his intestines while tele-jerking off too hard...

Oh, my...
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05/10/2012 09:21 PM (UTC)
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i couldn't stop laughing at the smoke 1
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caged95
05/11/2012 02:59 AM (UTC)
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Thank you thank you smile

Ermac: After winning the tournament he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, as a result he was sent to a mental asylum. When Kahn tried to visit all records were lost ermac was an error macros in the hospitals computer mainframe.

Nitara: after saving her realm from extinction
nitara wanted to find a mate. She ran into Edward Cullen and fell in love. The two eloped leaving Bella swan behind to marry Jacob. Nitara soon realized Edward was not the man she thought he was, he sparkled in the sun. She killed her sparkly husband, no one insults the vampire race with such sparkly blasphemy.

Shao Kahn: He realized that the MK lifestyle wasn't for him. He Goro Kintaro and Motaro started a metal band called the Shokans. After years of success Motaro quit do to under appreciation. The band hired Sindel as their screamer and they made millions.

Kano: kano became a pirate and plundered the seven seas searching for gold. He never wore an eye patch

Bo' rai cho: Went to subway and took the subway challenge, he replaced Jared as their spokesman



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StormChaser
05/20/2012 12:31 AM (UTC)
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Sparkly blasmphemy? LOL!

Johnny Cage: When an online social network takes its stock public, Johnny buys a lot of shares, makes millions... but then it is revealed that said social network is really a large conspiracy to target people with annoying advertisements, and eventually brainwash them to play stupid online games all day. The value of the network's stock plummets, as does Johnny's profits. Broke and lonely, he has to move into Jax's basement.

Frost: Takes a vacay to Antartica, and is attacked by a band of rabid penguins.

Baraka: Discovers he is really good at chopping food up. He opens his own restaurant in Manhattan, selling the finest of Tarkatan cuisine, and makes millions.

Batman: Wonders WTF he's doing in a Mortal Kombat game, and goes back to doing whatever it is he does all day.

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05/29/2012 05:02 AM (UTC)
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Shang Tsung: upon Kahn's defeat Shang had no master left to serve. He soon found he couldn't handle the power so he retired and started a sitcom on the cw which followed the life of a lonely sorcerer trying to fit in at the office life, but a sexy co-Ed an annoying boss and the constant need to replenish his youth with souls makes it a true comedy. '"Your Soul is Mine" is a blockbuster hit that leaves you in stiches'- The chronicle
"a must watch series"- New York Times

In the spirit of todays voting session

Shujinko: After losing " Who wants to be a Mortal Kombat Champion?" he goes to the local bar where he gets drunk off his ass. He gets arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. He was apprehend after cursing at a pole, assaulting a bush and finally streaking across the street screaming "Im the Elder Gods Champion bitches!!!!!"


His early parting gift for he will be missed after he becomes the last casualty of Round 1

Moloch: Decide that he wants to rap, so he records an album about his hard life on the streets of the Netherrealm. He names his label "You'll nether escape my realm" his biggest hit was "ONI? oh me!" he went under alias OG Mo-Lock original golem. He makes millions and retires in the biggest suite in netherrealm. Charles Mansion.

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05/29/2012 07:57 AM (UTC)
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Argus- Having failed in preventing Armageddon, Argus went on the Jerry Springer show to prove to Delia that he did not have sexual relations with that woman in Edenia. Meanwhile Rain is waiting in the backroom to surprise his father.

I'd so watch this episode. :P
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05/29/2012 01:34 PM (UTC)
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James_Sunderland Wrote:
Argus- Having failed in preventing Armageddon, Argus went on the Jerry Springer show to prove to Delia that he did not have sexual relations with that woman in Edenia. Meanwhile Rain is waiting in the backroom to surprise his father.

I'd so watch this episode. :P


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